Kristin Davis, the madam who once supplied Eliot Spitzer with hot young tail, said in October that should the noted hooker fucker run for city comptroller, she’d run against him. Now she’s decided that a woman of her stature should be setting her sights on loftier goals, announcing her intent to run for governor over the weekend. KD’s campaign manager, Roger Stone, admits that in the beginning, this was all about getting back at Ness, as Davis still harbors some ill-will toward the guy since she went to jail for 4 months for her role in the pay-to-lay operation and all he had to do was say I’m sorry but now it’s so much bigger than that. “This started out being about Spitzer,” admitted Stone, who in 2007 tipped off the FBI to Spitzer’s hooker habit. “But now that it looks like he won’t run, Kristin still wants to use her celebrity to highlight a reform agenda.” So, no, this is not a joke, or a publicity stunt, or an excuse to put the boat picture on buttons and posters. And in case you were wondering, Davis is amply qualified for the job.
“I was valedictorian of my high-school class,” said the golden-tressed Davis, sporting a modest black suit but wicked Christian Louboutins with 5-inch heels. “I worked 10 years in finance. I was vice president of a hedge fund. I went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from scratch.”
Davis already has backers (50 Cent and some California pot growers) and anticipates that her old clients will want to send her some checks as well. She needs 15,000 signatures to get on the ballot and plans to send a group of Penthouse Pets to Grand Central during rush hour to get your John Hancocks. Get out there and show her some support.
that picture. dear god.
vp handbridge capital?
I think she couldnt do worse then Patterson and is definitely a better, less sleazy person then Spitzer. Both of them clearly need to vanish from the earth.
Not enough beagle in that pic
-Dennis Kneale
did we ever determine which hedge fund it was?
We need her in crude oil trading.
@5 you know the answer to that.
-tranny analyst
my eyes!
@5 aqr
Think I could help?
chief twategist, hore capital
you know what they say about girls with 5 inch heels..
It is it times like this I wish my PA was not a scissor sister. Need office of half naked whores.
Between the face and the rack, you’d need a paper bag and the opposite of a handbridge. Hand…spread?
@13 huh?
@12, no, what do they say?
@16 pig.
-AT
She definitely has a black dialect
- H. Ried
She looks disturbingly like Jamie Dimon..
What percent of the NY statehouse does she have video on? I think her campaign slogan will be “It takes a madam to control the whores”
If I’m not mistaken – that is the super hero known as “Man Women”. Clif Assman has a figurine of her on his desk that he saved from his college days.
@22 boyhood days on long island. get it right.
She has that classic Long Island tramp look, no?
She looks like a life-sized figurine, a wax figure in a museum.
I think she’d be perfect for governor.
She’s seen more pricks than a cactus farmer.
She has more cacti than an acre of Arizonian desert…and I don’t mean the barrel cactus either.
do they ever get old?
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