Provided you work at Macquarie! At least that’s the takeaway I took from the joyous news that David Kiely will get to keep his job after the “incident” earlier this week. Higher-ups at the bank did not provide further details on their decision but the fact that Kerr came out to support Big D, saying that she would sign a petition to keep him employed may have helped, as “support” could in some cases be interpreted as on-site visits to the office. To celebrate the ruling:


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Comments (33)

  1. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    Damnit, definitely NSFW

  2. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    obviously not America. maybe australia is a free country

  3. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    this is a relief

  4. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    @1 – Where do you work, a nursery school?

  5. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    obviously not America. maybe australia is a free country

  6. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    happy day!

  7. Posted by HAM05 | February 5, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    why are hippie communes always filled with uglies? does an island exist where you can grow their own fruits and vegetables, fish, barter for sex & drugs, and be allowed to nap indiscriminately? and is filled with hotties.

  8. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:06 AM
  9. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    I’m way prettier.
    -AT

  10. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    @9 have you been in a coma for the last 2 months?

  11. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=bess+levin&init=quick#!/besslevin?ref=search&sid=100000738603260.3337368589..1

  12. Posted by NakedShort | February 5, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    She wont be single at 40

  13. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    @13 hey!
    -JA

  14. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    @HAM only in my mind.

  15. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    And it’s a very good morning indeed
    JD got 16 sticks… very light IMHO.

  16. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    Bess, I am scared of the impending snow storm.
    -nervous in NYC

  17. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    Can we talk about what’s going on with her toes for a quick sec?
    - Marcus Graham

  18. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    @17 don’t comment again until you can come up with something actually funny.

  19. Posted by girl | February 5, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    Where’s that old pin-up Scott Brown when a gal needs some entertainment

  20. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    @22 girl! where you been?!

  21. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    @17 no one in nyc should be scared. dc, you should be shitting yourself.

  22. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    tags, bess, you tease, tomorrow is saturday.

  23. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    @24 pretty sure it was like a “today this, tomorrow the world” statement, and not to be taken so literally.

  24. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    @19 = Biff Basness

  25. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    i for one will be checking this website tomorrow for the goat video

  26. Posted by MooseFister | February 5, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    The deal was, Kerr gives a lap dance to everyone in the office.
    - Very happy Macquarie guy

  27. Posted by Braverman | February 5, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    I heart Bess Levin. You truly are doing God’s work.

  28. Posted by epozzi | February 5, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    Bess looks like she could a ginormous purple helmeted love warrior.

  29. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:19 PM


    Bess looks like she could a ginormous purple helmeted love warrior.”
    you’re missing at least one word (and probably a chromosome). try your comment again, and this time see if you can leave something that makes sense.

  30. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    @31 some things are better left unsaid …

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