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Brooklyn Decker, Andy Roddick’s wife, unveiled as 2010 Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl [NYDN]
Earlier: Hank “Sometimes locked myself in the bathroom with Sports Illustrated to relax” Paulson’s Alone Time

Comments (51)

  1. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    looks like a man

  2. Posted by HP | February 9, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    poor man’s marisa miller.
    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510TAp3KCFL.jpg
    and nowhere near as hot as bar rafaeli.

  3. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    I wish I were much better at tennis……

  4. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    her?

  5. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    @3 she just cares that he’s rich, not his skills on the court

  6. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    Ummm….uh….hmmmm. Really? Andy Roddick?
    I got nothing.

  7. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    nice hair

  8. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    @2 seconded

  9. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    7

  10. Posted by Joe Mac | February 9, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    Bess,
    Much love to you.

  11. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    What’s up with the hips? Even with massive photoshopping around the waist something doesn’t look right down there…

  12. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    @9 harsh but true

  13. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    You are all nuts, this chick is smokin…She is married to a gigantic tool, that wont last long though. Get maried at 22? FAIL

  14. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    I definitely would let her repeatedly kid me in the balls while shoving dildos up my ass.
    Dylan Ratigan

  15. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    I have junior traders hotter than that.
    -PJ

  16. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    First a rabbi in a bikini, then Jay Leno with boobs. Epic fail. Pirelli calendar is where the talent lies.

  17. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    It suddenly has dawned on me why all the magazines in the waiting room at 85 Broad look like they were left out on a porch after a warm summer rain.

  18. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    now i know why so many rappers and gangstaz talk about brooklyn all the time

  19. Posted by merkin capital partners | February 9, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    i would

  20. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    chin is bigger than the tits

  21. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    amazing! i didn’t realize IB analysts can get so much primo tail that brooklyn is considered the b-team. i suppose i should have considered the IB analyst route rather than working on the buy-side. oh well…live and learn.

  22. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    @21 You must work for a traditional asset manager… At many hedge funds, the receptionist / marketing team is way hotter than that.

  23. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    @22 what firms?

  24. Posted by Joe Mac | February 9, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    Now Melissa F plunges into cleave fracas.

  25. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    Brooklyn Decker is an amazing name. Like when you shit on the top shelf of the toilet. Only in a Brooklyn Decker, you have to shit plaid and put ironic glasses and a mustache on it, too. Plus, your parents have to pay to have it cleaned up.

  26. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    Don’t get me wrong, I’d
    Choo Beng Lee her in a heartbeat, it’s just a shame that a nice set of cans and blond hair goes such a long way to otherwise prop up a shit intellect and attitude.

  27. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    Oh really rainmaker @15, pray tell where do you work?
    Fact is this chick wouldnt look twice at anyone on this post.

  28. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    @21 many people here actually work on the buy side. so…you got anything else?

  29. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    @27 see the signature and buy yourself a clue, fagbitch.

  30. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    21 = andy roddick

  31. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    @27 speak for yourself. We all know she wouldn’t look twice at you.
    - Guy who she looked at twice

  32. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    @27 ….She would look at me if I was showing her how a one-armed man counts his change. Probably laugh at it too. Just like the #2 oil traders do every time.

  33. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 12:07 PM

    I’m faster than Andy Roddick.
    ~Bill Kurtis

  34. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    I looked at her 2,000 times
    - SEC employee

  35. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    @33 well played sir.

  36. Posted by turd_ferguson | February 9, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    Peeing in the water yes or no?
    Also, what’s up with the gay neckware and bracelets. Peace….really?

  37. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    I’d B and L on those Ts.
    -Wildcard bitches

  38. Posted by NakedShort | February 9, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    Show me an extremely hot chick and I’ll show you a guy tired of fucking her.
    -T. Woods

  39. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    @16 Really? With an 80 year old Sophia Loren?

  40. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 1:13 PM

    NakedShort – HB ruling, pls.

  41. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 1:14 PM

    A billionaire commodity trader walks into a pharmacy. He leans over a bit and whispers to the pharmacist, “Give me two more bottles of Viagra on my prescription. I’ve got a supermodel coming over tonight for some “relaxing conversation” if you get my drift.”
    The pharmacist nods knowingly and complies. “Be sure to take it about an hour before she shows up…at your dosage, maybe you should take more than one.”
    The next day the billionaire commodity trader walks back into the pharmacy grimacing in pain. “Gimme some Ben-Gay” quick….my johnson is sore as hell!!!!
    The pharmacist, alarmed, says, “You don’t really want to put Ben-Gay on your schmekel, do you?
    The billionaire says, “Hell no. It’s for my right arm…the supermodel stood me up!”

  42. Posted by volatilitysmile | February 9, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    Well, they certainly went for personality traits this year.

  43. Posted by Chris | February 9, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    she belongs on CNBC
    then I could post all sorts of fun pics on http://cnbcbeauties.com
    she might even beat Amanda Drury for the valentine!

  44. Posted by Chris | February 9, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    she belongs on CNBC
    then I could post all sorts of fun pics on http://cnbcbeauties.com
    she might even beat Amanda Drury for the valentine!

  45. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    @39 That was long time ago. They have learned from the mistake. Plus, she doesn’t look a year over 79.

  46. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    I would have endorsed Henderson, Refaeli, or even Satta for the cover. You pick.
    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010_swimsuit/models/

  47. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    @45 – Good point
    @39

  48. Posted by x | February 9, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    @15, care to name one?

  49. Posted by guest | February 11, 2010 at 11:54 PM

    Brown Paper Bag Special
    Also have andy buy you a boob job hun

  50. Posted by guest | February 11, 2010 at 11:58 PM

    Brown Paper Bag Special
    Also have andy buy you a boob job hun

  51. Posted by trilliumster | April 8, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    Takes “skin in the game” to a whole new level.

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