• 10 Feb 2010 at 11:54 AM

Happy Birthday, Lenny Dykstra *And* Jim Cramer

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Picture 127.pngThat’s right ladies– the former friends share a date of birth, albeit different years. Cramer is turning 55 and Dykstra 47. I’m not sure what JC has to celebrate this year so let’s focus on Nails who’s turned it around just in time for the big day.


Though he’s most likely still living out of a car, and having his bookie pay for drinks and and Twizzlers, Nails, as we said on Monday, is back in the game, with the launch of Nails Investments, focused on “nailing deep in the money calls.” To that end, how about considering out less than the cost of investing in the Bernett Diversified Global Fund, for a home run level membership which, for a mere $899, will get you 3 forecasts weekly, emails, access to “full library and training,” SMS updates, monthly live conference calls in which you’ll get to speak with and ask Nails questions, and an official baseball signed by LD and addressed to you. Since Cramer has never publicly reversed his call on Lenny, “one of the greats in this business,” we should assume he’ll be signing up.

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    Posted by mrpink | February 10, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    For his birthday you GOTTA use the ‘Nails’ poster photo that you guys used in this story:
    2009/08/leave-lenny-ah-lone.php
    Do it for Lenny, remind him of his glory days. Do it for us lusting after beefcake.

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    the noted collie-fucker just quoted a dealbreaker commenter from yesterday “‘snOMG,’ as they call it.”

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 12:21 PM

    extra sauce today, appreciated.

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    @2 awesome

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    Posted by Cody | February 10, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    One of the GREAT ONES.

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    The definition of regaltude

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    Serious question, how do you run a conference call from a payphone? and can you reverse the charges?
    TIA

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    If you look closely at the photo, you can see in his eyes that he is pinching one off right in front of the fireplace.
    There is a reason that picture is only from the waist up…

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    Posted by Anal_yst | February 10, 2010 at 12:55 PM

    Wait, Cramer is only 55? wtf?

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    Hes got that “Nailin deep in the money calls” type grin there, nice…

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    Cramer’s actually 65 (not 55).

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 2:19 PM

    @11 YOU LIE!

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 10:45 PM

    Who is that unlucky woman Cramer’s nailing?

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    Posted by Dykestra's 3 year old | February 11, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    Lenny was called up to the big leagues by the1985, it to the show in 1985 for the New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies which included winning the 1986 World Champions, New York Mets and the 1993 National League Champions, Philadelphia Phillies.
    Did Dykestra hire a 3rd grader to write his background? Asking for $99 a month when the site is riddled with grammatical errors is a hard sell.

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