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Hooters For Sale, Those Morally Opposed To Food Eating Contests Need Not Apply

Picture 126.pngGreat news for those of you who love delicious wings served in tank-tops: Hooters is on the block. The restaurant needs cash, ASAP, and analysts are guesstimating it could probably be yours for about $250 million. There may be a few issues for you to deal with upon acquiring the place, namely getting rid of this guy (though hopefully not food eating contests on a voluntary basis in general, as there’s no need to punish everyone):

If an upcoming episode of the CBS reality show “Undercover Boss” is any indication, there may be management issues, too. In an episode slated to run Sunday, CEO Coby Brooks discovers a restaurant supervisor staging an eating contest for female employees, forcing them to bury their faces in platefuls of food without using their hands.

“Ladies, if you want to leave early today, you’re going to play my reindeer game,” the manager says, howling “Hoooo, doggie!” as the women eat.

Also, if you think you want a piece of this, you’d better act fast. The company is said to be in advanced talks with a Connecticut-based investor.

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  1. guest says:

    are we sure that the investor isn’t biff?

  2. Chipper Jones says:

    I’m out

  3. NakedShort says:

    I wish I could say this is an outlier, but I’d be lying sounds like a porn flick

  4. guest says:

    @1 come on. you know who it is (hint: not biff).

  5. guest says:

    I saw a clip of that retarded show. The manger should be fired.
    I mean making his hot wait staff eat?
    He was destroying the product.

  6. guest says:

    Has to be Catterton Partners. Breast Men.
    SAC

  7. mrpink says:

    there’s a new job for ping jiang!

  8. volatilitysmile says:

    If Bawney takes over, there will be Fire Island Power Thursdays…

  9. Anal_yst says:

    PTJ is all over this, gotta be

  10. mrpink says:

    God Bless the Ice Palace on FI… All we need now is Hooters and Chippendale’s. Put B. Frank in the ocean.

  11. volatilitysmile says:

    Amen to that, mrpink.

  12. wcburrs87 says:

    Dig in at Chew-ters!
    Snickers Ad Manager

  13. guest says:

    Vince McMahon? Hooters girls would make great “volunteers” for the Mrs’s Senate run

  14. guest says:

    feelin all sensy & tungry at the same time now all a-sudden.

  15. Investorcluzo says:

    what kind of d-bag does that in front of cameras? it’s not like it was an undercover thing. clearly letting the “power” of his job go to his head…who else does that (capital _ _ _ _)?

  16. guest says:

    It’s every male oil traders dream to own Hooters or own a place like it. It’s every female oil trader’s dream to have $24,000 of plastic surgery and own a sailboat on Clear Lake with a Sugar Daddy royalty owner. At least it used to be.

  17. guest says:

    16 fucking won this handily

  18. guest says:

    @12, BRILLIANT. Although nothing tops Snaxi

  19. guest says:

    how much to buy just the girls?

  20. guest says:

    the avid bird enthusiast is liquidating the gold fund to buy it. ROI=cancellation of SI subscription – thats gold jerry, pure gold

  21. guest says:

    @16 so you’e saying it’s Andy Hall?

  22. Chris says:

    well … I think that this could be the BARGAIN of the century
    I think that CNBC BEAUTIES might be in the running …
    ok … I’ll stop … no spammy link this time

  23. guest says:

    @16, I was with you until you said Clear Lake. Sub in RO.

  24. guest says:

    As long as they keep Dickie V as spokesman.

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