Picture 195.pngAs of Wednesday, Jamie Dimon couldn’t fly through Atlanta, because he was at risk of being arrested, for illegally dumping used tires, according to CBS news. Apparently, though, ha ha, it was just a bit of a mix up.


Yes, there is a dump in Georgia, and yes there are tires there, where they shouldn’t be, and yes, City Solicitor Raines Carter is holding JPMorgan responsible, but not JD, per se, entirely. The city tried to hold a hearing, but no one showed up and that’s when Dimon had his name added to the most-wanted list. They were totally JK’ing about him being the actual person making bi-weekly runs to Atlanta to drop the tires. Nevertheless, the fact that that’s what people were thinking was a little bit embarrassing for the bank/boy-toy CEO, who got their people on the horn to clear Jamie’s name. The warrant for Big J’s arrest has been dropped but if you thought JPM was off the hook, think again. Despite JPMorgan spokesman Joseph Evangelisti noting that the property’s title shows the bank is not the owner, Carter still wants someone to clean up this mess ASAP. If it has to be a busload of first years, so be it.

An official with the department agreed that the warrant had been dropped, but denied the bank is off the hook with respect to owning the property.

The official added the city is still investigating who owns the dumping ground because they are hell-bent on getting someone to clean up the mess.

“We have a very serious code violation down here,” said Carter, who described the site as “an illegal dump site with thousands of old tires and other debris.


Atlanta targets JPMorgan Chase over dump site
[NYP via FTAlphaville]

Comments (14)

  1. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    i will seriously end my 3 year relationship for one date with you Bess

  2. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    @1 why don’t you email her and give it a shot?

  3. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    @1 what if she is bad at receiving fellatio?

  4. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    @1 stupid dick!
    -1′s girlfriend.

  5. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 3:11 PM

    @1 from what I’m told, she’s a phenomenal lay, so you’d best get on that.

  6. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    @5, thats what she said

  7. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    @3 What makes you think she participates at all…..Presumtuous, aren’t we?

  8. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    It’s an understandable mistake. With all the delinquencies and fraud in Atlanta, it’s not always easy to sort out who owns what.

  9. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    I still think JD was makin the runs…

  10. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    @7 because I have yet to meet a woman who does not enjoy receiving, but some are better than others at faking

  11. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    Damn. When did the readership become retarded. Fellatio refers to sucking dick, so it’s impossible for a woman to be good at receiving. Either you mean performing fellatio or receiving cunnilinigus. WTF guys? When did this become amateur hour?

  12. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    @11 Back in 2008

  13. Posted by guest | February 26, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    @11 I was implying bess is so divine that she has to have a dick.
    -Bawney

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