After much wait and speculation, Jamie Dimon’s bonus number is in: golden boy took $16 million in bonus- half in restricted shares and half in options. We’re told that Goldman was going to wait for the three-day weekend next Friday to make the big announcement and try to bury the news, but that may be no longer the case, given the pressure.
So what’s Blankfein gotta do? Options are not aplenty and basically boil down to:
* He takes something slightly lower. (“I’m a bigger man.”)
* He takes something slightly bigger. (“I’m a bigger man, and this is way less than the rumored $100 mil”)


* He takes the same amount as Jamie. (“Twins!”)
* He takes nothing. (“I’m a bigger man, fuck you JD.”)
* He gives everything to charity. (“I’m a bigger man and I’m doing God’s work.”)

Comments (12)

  1. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    may no longer be the case. kill yourself.

  2. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    His bonus = Athens + 1/2 the Greek Islands.

  3. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    100mm and gives his testimony in front of congress as a nWo heel

  4. Posted by NakedShort | February 5, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    It would be awesome if the Board granted him a fleet of Toyotas

  5. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    He should take $1B.
    Billionaire Blankfein, bitches

  6. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    @1 huh?

  7. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    He should take $350 billion. It’s probably his last chance.

  8. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    emergency ECB meeting this wknd…YA HEARRRD

  9. Posted by BSD | February 5, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    Take $100M, pay $100k for Barney Frank to go realize his dream to star in a Tijuana donkey show.

  10. Posted by guest | February 5, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    all compensation in this country should be deferred.. waiters should only be paid if the customer enjoys their meal, movie tickets should be paid for after the movie is shown only if the customer enjoyed their movie, i should only have to pay for my massage if im completely relaxed afterwards, arod should only get paid when the yankees win the world series… all these pay packages will do is create a situation where the most talented people in their given field will flock to a company where they are most likely to succeed and teams like the yankees will win the world series year after year

  11. Posted by guest | February 7, 2010 at 12:34 AM

    $15M half stock, half cash. The cash half is donated.
    Ralph Pootawn

  12. Posted by Andrew | February 7, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    CEO Bonus figures
    Here is a complete list of CEO’s bonus earnings. Love to see the taxpayer’s money in action.

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