As a full-service website, one of the things we strive to do here at DealBreaker is get you laid, be it by paying strippers to sleep with you or simply making you aware of what’s available at the buffet and giving you a gentle nudge in the right direction. For our favorite readers, though, we like to offer a little something extra. For you, we think long-term. It’s not enough to set you up with hot chicks to tide you over for the night– they should be rich hot chicks, the kind that, should you hit it off, will give you the opportunity to a) never work another day in your life again b) play house-husband or c) start your own hedge fund sans track record, with their daddy’s money. To that end, take two today to peruse a few ladies you might be interested in (this is just a smattering of eligible hf offspring– let’s not blow your load in one sitting):
Emma: daughter of Phibro’s Andy Hall.
Caroline: one of three daughters of the Colonel, Paul Tudor Jones
Chrissy: another daughter of Paul “Make it rain chicken out there” Tudor Jones
Introducing Wall Street’s Hottest Offspring [BI]
Earlier in the series: Your Shot To Be Made The House-Husband Of A Loaded French Lady/HF Heir
No, yes, yes, yes
No idea Skeletor had it in him.
Shotgun 4-way with the Tudor chicks, not particular how it works, and yes, they can change positions, I’m pretty flexible face/wang/etc
Have you got anything in brunette?
whoa inappropriate
@5 how so?
@4 emma hall is now brunette – http://www.facebook.com/#!/emma.c.hall?ref=ts
Bess, how many gimlets today, darling?
all favorites
ps ladies, im super respectful; no anal on first date
maybe just the tip
at 1: no, yes, yes, yes?
No? Seriously? Are you talking about the guy in the background or the chair her sweet but is sitting on???
Bravo PTJ, BRavo. Clearly the hottest chicks, with Ema Hall a close second.
Although the idea of sitting across from the Gorilla knowing I was having my way with the daughter is an enticing thought
@8 what about this post indicates that BL is drunk? serious question. (I’m more inclined to believe she’s done a little blow today…kind of on fire).
who wants hedge fund daughters? we want Bess! sans makeup of course
My daddy always said I could marry more money in 5 minutes than I could make in a lifetime.
~Dumbass East Texas Natgas Trader Who Starts All Referential Comments With “My daddy always said”…
I just went from 6 to 12
long time commentariat also thinking this one is a little not-cool-ish.
long time commentariat also thinking this one is a little not-cool-ish.
long time commentariat also thinking this one is a little not-cool-ish.
@16 go lodge your complaints with John Carney, where this story originated. Douche.
@12 – Don’t think she is drunk at all. Its Monday. I like to drink on Monday, so I assume everyone else does too. Gimlets and Blow works for me, too.
-8
16-18 do you think this is not-cool-ish?
The trouble with wanting to be a “trading celebrity” is that you might become one …with all the baggage that goes with being such a celebrity. It’s nothing new.
PTJ’s daughters are attractive, if i was him i would be really salty that their photos are being spread all over the place
@16-18 what exactly is not-cool-ish about this? BL is saying these girls are marriage material. what is wrong with that?
@16, 17, 18
the real long timers here here know you just showed up here today, as you obviously don’t know how to post on DB.
Go back to from whence you came.
anyone else detecting a sexual subcurrent to this blog?
Bess, I love you. The whole board loves you. Bravo! Keep up the good work!
@23 what do you think’s gonna happen to them? these are their facebook pics, so they’re already out in the public, and it’s not as though DB has offered any other identifying details (more than one can say for BI, which names where they go to school/work/etc).
It moved, it continues to move, and it will keep moving into the foreseeable future.
I would bang all of them at the same time, with the lights on and Cody Willard watching in the corner.
-#
let this be a lesson to you, lock down your FB pages (ladies/job seekers/potential inside traders) – you will be outed…not much you can do about linkedin if you really use it for business contacts.
@cluzo- something tells me the daughters of ptj and andy hall aren’t going to have difficulty finding jobs, in the event they for some reasons wanted them. also- nothing really scandalous about these pics that’d render them unemployable.
@32 seconded
Pictures of Anal_yst and Cody Willard or it didn’t happen!
PTJ
@bess- WHEN IS THE BEAMERS TRIP?
@31 What’s the big deal? It’s not like they are in various states of undress or anything.
And where are the Dimonettes?
Check out this photo of Emma – http://entertainment.ca.msn.com/celebs/photos/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=22341749&page=11
just saying…
Check out this photo of Emma – http://entertainment.ca.msn.com/celebs/photos/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=22341749&page=11
just saying…
how about gay sons? you know there are plenty…
Check out this photo of Emma – http://entertainment.ca.msn.com/celebs/photos/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=22341749&page=11
just saying…
@PTJ
You’ll never get your greasy, Colonel’s-own herbs & spices-covered hands on those pics!
You guys should see the pictures of Bella’s beautiful girls.
-D. Kneale
Pic1: yes, yes
Pic2&3: (no, no, no)^2
Interesting to note PJT (a Memphis man, IIRC) has a daughter that’s not only hot, but a Giant fan.
A Justin Tuck jersey would’ve upped the stakes, of course.
______
source : facebook
@45 are you going to make a point?
source : facebook
@32/33/ect. (hat tip to the guy keeping Latin alive on DealBreaker) – fail. you have all missed the point, I am not suggesting that these ladies would be passed up for an interview (or a date). I am suggesting that if you’re on FB (and not the progeny of someone with deep pockets and a deeper rolodex) you should keep your $h1t on lockdown from unwanted stalkers (like the db commentariat). because you, of the unwashed masses, will not be so lucky…
Naked,
Too soon.
-The Bomb Whisperer
What’s wrong with B’ing an L this sitting? I’ll be ready in time for the next round.
JD’s daughter Kara has a real nice pair.
That is all
apparently allof these hf guys married bimbos
No Victoria Thain?
checking the hall/jones 1×2
size bid for the 2 jones
#44 … well said
hot Giants fans rule
in other news, Cramer is an Eagles fan
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