• 04 Feb 2010 at 10:30 AM

Macquarie Bank Miranda Kerr Enthusiast May Have Been “Set Up”

By Bess Levin

macquariedavidk.JPGAs previously mentioned, David Kiely, the Macquarie employee who took a few peeks at a topless Miranda Kerr while he floor was being filmed the other day, has been home since the “incident,” while his superiors deal with the matter internally. We’ve suggested this isn’t grounds for termination, and so far there’s at least one campaign to Save Dave. Additionally, the bank is apparently investigating whether or not this was “a practical joke gone wrong.” 1) Obviously no, it probably was not, and David needs to just own this. 2) If it was a “joke” you Aussies need to examine your lives because you sicken me. Yes, there’s clearly some grounds for hilarity vis-a-vis sending your co-worker something to look at on his work computer when you know he’s going to be in the background of a live, nationally broadcast show. Given. But this is what you’re going with? Shots of a model from GQ? Not something that might actually be slightly embarrassing/darker, like bestiality (for instance: two hawks DP’ing a Goldman candidate)? Or Justin Timberlake pantomiming a hand job?



Save Dave Campaign [HereIsTheCity via BI]

Comments (19)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    short macquarie

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    Any truth to the rumor that Jefferies will match donations to the Save Dave campaign?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    I would like to see two collies dp’ing Dennis Kneale.
    -Dennis Kneale

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    Amateurs!
    - Elliott Spitzer

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    JT HJ’s ftw

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    is it weird that I’m turned on by that video?
    -jeff g

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    you sicken me!!!

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    oh my god I wish I could unsee that JT video.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    Hawks with blue and red underpants?

  10. 10
    Posted by trojan | February 4, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    i repeat: jessica gomes

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    @8 I loved it.
    -andrea tong

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    pantomimed handies ftw

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    Bess needs to post the post show party where she gave the HJ to JT. I saw it with my own eyes.
    -Ralph Pootawn

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Will JT come over and pantomime a blow job?
    - barney

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    Thank you all for the additional free publicity. And, to those of you in Oklahoma, no, I’m not related to “those” Kerrs.
    ~M. Kerr

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    @15, you cannot be Miranda without the Aussie accent. Get A. Drury on this.

  17. 17
    Posted by mrpink | February 4, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    Aye Bessar, did you lik my brists on the screen? Thir pritty shapely methinks, my brists.
    -the guy who is failing to capture the full effect of the one and only Drury and examining his motives.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Anyone get caught looking at Greg Oden’s picture? I am sure there had to be some curiosity there for both the men and women.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | February 4, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    Anyone get caught looking at Greg Oden’s picture? I am sure there had to be some curiosity there both for the men and women.

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