• 09 Feb 2010 at 4:52 PM
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Morgan Stanley Takes Hardline Stance On Snow

Picture 124.pngAs many of you might’ve heard, earlier today, the New York City public school system decided to cancel school for tomorrow, due to the reports of snow and the fact that every seems to be losing his/her shit over a little powder. These people included the employees of Morgan Stanley, who’ve apparently been spending the afternoon trying to get out of coming into the office tomorrow. In fairness, the bank had kind of given people an opening by sending out a note earlier that everyone should “expect delays in your business travel, so plan accordingly.” Gorman and Co, however, have had enough of this “I’m commuting all the way from downtown,” “I’m a pussy,” etc. crap, and blasted out the following just now: “The Firm will be open for business throughtout this weather event.” So, please plan accordingly, by growing a pair. This is not DC.

Comments (28)

  1. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    you didn’t have to be so mean about it.

  2. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    Tough talk from a company that’s afraid of a saucy young minx with a blog.

  3. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    @bess- preach. I grew up in Buffalo. this is a fucking dusting.

  4. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    @1 preacha telling the truth and it hurts!

  5. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    whatever I’m coming from westchester, it could be dangerous.
    -jmack

  6. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    reminds me of the douche at Bloomberg that gave a lengthy speech about hiking in over downed trees, deep snow, and deserted streets even though the whole of the east coast was totally paralyzed. 4 hours to get to the office seems totally reasonable. Pity a cop didn’t arrest his ass for deliberately placing himself in harms way. fucker. probably the same cock sucker that got owned by Bess earlier in the day.

  7. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    @6 how does this remind you of that?

  8. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | February 9, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    Just make sure when you’re trudging to work tomorrow you bring your umbrellas, wear wing-tips (pumps for the girls), and avoid slush showers from the friendly cabbies.
    Good luck out there. It sounds cataclysmic. I hope Obama or Bloomberg will address the citizens’ concerns and provide helpful advice.

  9. Posted by Spelling Martinet | February 9, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    ” throughtout(sic) this weather event.”
    Fucking idiots at MS need to learn how to spell

  10. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    okay, but is morgan stanley going to provide day care? because if the kids are staying home, and the parents have to be at work, WHO’S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THE DAMN KIDS?
    That’s why people want the day off. Not being pussies.

  11. Posted by Anal_yst | February 9, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    Anyone that’s afraid of a little white powder has no business working in Finance.

  12. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    @10 let it out

  13. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    @10 simple: don’t have kids or work for a different firm that (choke) cares for its people. Its not rocket science.

  14. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    @10 simple: don’t have kids or work for a different firm that (choke) cares for its people. Its not rocket science.

  15. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    spelling mistake, Bess
    throughout not throughtout
    maybe you should invite me to your office and I can give your beautiful head a nice massage. get circulation going again.

  16. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    MS loses talent left and right due to their being in Westchester. You might argue that the real talent is in the city but when MDs resign by the week over the commute, there must be something to that inglorious commute.
    Oh, and Gorman…that stuff right after the quotes could have easily been said by him; it is his style.

  17. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    Just testing to see if the blizzard is impairing my ability to post a comment

  18. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    Just posting this to see if the blizzard is affecting the ability to post comments.

  19. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    snOMG

  20. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    @17/18,
    No, you were always a double posting r*tard.

  21. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 7:11 PM

    @19 ftw

  22. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    @20 if you look closely you’ll see it’s not a double post. Still retarded, though.
    True story: Posting from Motorola Droid phones produces double posts. The DB IT curry eaters still haven’t fixed this.
    -not 17/18

  23. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    @22 buy a new phone and examine your motives

  24. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 8:18 PM

    Will this blizzard affect my ability to invest $1,000 in a new hedge fund run by the sexy newest attorny-cum-money manager?

  25. Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 10:31 PM

    @24 – not in the slightest. Our head trader is sleeping on a cot near the Equities Arbitrage Desk tonight and we will be working tomorrow.
    -BDGF PM

  26. Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 8:33 AM

    16 the commute from darien or greenwich is that bad? For realz?

  27. Posted by CoveredLong | February 10, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    @19 – Well played sir, thoroughly enjoyed.

  28. Posted by guest | February 10, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    11 wins.
    -Hooters mgr. looking to let staff leave early

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