• 03 Feb 2010 at 10:59 AM

No Cash Bonus? No Problem

By Bess Levin

Smith and Wollensky will accept your stock. Flashdancers is considering a similar program.


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Smith and Wollensky Ad [PDF]

Comments (40)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    ‘putting meat in your mouth’ tag ftw.
    -PJ

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    Doe’s anybody know if they take synthetic CDOs?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    Bess, you get me.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    who puts meat in the clients’ mouths?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    I’ve got some CDO^8s I can pull out of the Fed window and use for some garlic mashed potatoes . . .

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    Bess- You equate a real estate broker with a pet psychiatrist?
    Because the fund managers, traders and BLOGGERS have such a noble profession?
    Nice Vonage ad Bess!
    Is that how you get paid?

  7. 7
    Posted by NakedShort | February 3, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    @6 I really hope you are joking. Pretty, pretty please with sugar on top and a cherry tell me you are joking.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    It takes 3 shares of Citi to just get a side of carrots
    You’re better off hitting up the linens & things sale in the lobby at work

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    oooooh, @6, you gunna get in trouble…..I am afraid to watch.
    *covers eyes with hand

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    @6 – this ad ran in today’s WSJ, jackass.
    @ Bess – the tags. Yes.

  11. 11
    Posted by NakedShort | February 3, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    6=penis breath

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    @6 that was Smith & Wollensky equating real estate brokers with pet psychiatrists, not Bess
    someone’s a wee bit sensitive

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:26 AM

    Did i stutter Naked PUTZ?
    Only shitty brokers are unemployed, like shitty financial guys. Although it looks like there are still several shitty financial guys at work and getting paid.
    I mean, thanks to WS making condo purchase they cant afford we get to sell those too.
    Its less money per sale but the volume is up. keep up the good work!

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    I hope beamers follows suit. I’m dying here!
    -RBSer

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    @13/@6 – I’m impressed you can even type after three cans of Sterno in the morning.
    Real estate brokers for the win!

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    Haha @8

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    These guys FTW!

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    @6 you know you’re an idiot, right? cool.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    What are you guys talking about there are a couple of “hitters” in the Post talking about how the high end real estate market in Hoboken is coming back strong and the market has stabilized…..

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
    –J Wellington Wimpy

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    F you.
    - JPM/AIG/BOA

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    @6 you need to kill yourself ASAP.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    What is this “Flashdancers” of which you speak? Sounds shiny!

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    Real estate broker? Do you even need a GED for that?

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    pet psychiatrist diploma > CFA

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    Epic fail FTW

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 12:38 PM

    Will they take Spirit Points?

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    If I had a certificate to hand over I could just go to Waterhouse (conventiently located a few blocks away), sell ‘em and get some CHC. What they need to take is CFD’s on restricted stock grants.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    If I had a certificate to hand over I could just go to Waterhouse (conveniently located a few blocks away), sell ‘em and get some CHC. What they need to take is CFD’s on restricted stock grants.

  30. 30
    Posted by mrmcd | February 3, 2010 at 12:54 PM

    Someone should really let them know there isn’t any GM stock left that trades on NYSE or NASDAQ.

  31. 31
    Posted by CoveredLong | February 3, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    Flashdancers will be calling their program: “OTC Pink Stocks for STD Pink Socks”
    -Guy who…

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    @13, a very good example of the amount of education it takes to peddle homes. Your obviously(understandably) very sensitive about your profession but in your rebuttal you ignored the point that you’re an idiot for not realizing the ad was from S&W and not from Bess.
    People can buy/sell houses without your help but people can’t invest without financial professionals which should be indicative of how useless your profession is. Not to make it personal but you made it so. Take a seat buddy.

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    Is there anyone here who could just go to Waterhouse, if they had a certificate to hand over, sell ‘em and get some CHC?

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    @13, a very good example of the amount of education it takes to peddle homes. Your obviously(understandably) very sensitive about your profession but in your rebuttal you ignored the point that you’re an idiot for not realizing the ad was from S&W and not from Bess.
    People can buy/sell houses without your help but people can’t invest without financial professionals which should be indicative of how useless your profession is. Not to make it personal but you made it so. Take a seat buddy.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    One iPad = 16oz

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    @35 I know you are but what am I

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    @33, 28, 29 It’s only fiat money. Your better off with steak.

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    Additionally the website causes the double post as it take like 3 minutes to load the post so try to stay away from pointing out my obvious double post and calling me an idiot.
    -32, and apparently 34

  39. 39
    Posted by CoveredLong | February 3, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    Tonight, we dine with STOCKKKK!
    -G But

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    pet psychiatrists are more crucial to society than real estate brokers and investment advisors … there, I said it …

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