Picture 179.pngSo….Harbinger head Phil Falcone and his wife Lisaare being sued by their former house manager, William Gamble, for a bunch of stuff. Said stuff includes allegations of:
* Homophobic slurs from Phil (William is gay, and claims he was asked about his sexual orientation during his interview)
* Being forced to work out of an office that the family’s pet pig used to live in
* Being told by Lisa that that he wasn’t gay enough for her tastes, but, at the same time, having his nuts grabbed, without permission.

Lisa Maria, meanwhile, told him his “demeanor did not live up to her idea of what a stereotypical gay man should be, as [he] was not ‘effeminate’ enough.”
That March, he went with the family on a trip to the Falcones’ compound in St. Bart’s, where Lisa Maria “chided him for not bringing a more revealing bathing suit.”
On March 27, “a visibly inebriated Falcone confronted and assaulted” Gamble, “forcibly pushing her hand down his pants to grab his genitals,” the suit says. “When rebuffed, Falcone struck [Gamble] three times with her hand forcefully enough to leave deep bruises on his abdomen.”
She then told Gamble “all he required was ‘a good f–k’ in order to change him into a heterosexual,” Gamble said he was “highly disturbed and physically ill as a result of this incident.”
When they got back to New York, his “work environment became increasingly hostile,” with Falcone telling him, “If you weren’t so beautiful, you wouldn’t be here.”

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  1. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    Perhaps the only "I SAID SKIMPY!!!" tag ever

  2. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    was that wrong?
    -lisa

  3. Posted by volatilitysmile | February 18, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    And here I am, thinking I am deranged and (sexually?) confused.

  4. Posted by Anal_yst | February 18, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    waaaaa man the f*ck up, how much was this guy getting paid to take said "abuse?" Seriously, this suit (law, not bathing) better get thrown-out so as to establish a solid legal precedent that "they were mean to me (but I put up with it because they paid me alot of money)" isn't grounds for a several-million-dollar law suit.

  5. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    If Phil give me job, I lichee his nuts. — Jeffrey

  6. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 4:57 PM
  7. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    So are the Falcone's hiring then?

  8. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    So are the Falcone's hiring then?

  9. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 12:58 PM

    If he give me job, I lichee his nuts.
    — Jeffrey

  10. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    Sounds like the one who needs a good thumping is Lisa…….Frisky little mink…

  11. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 1:03 PM

    Did she grab them with her metal gladiator mitt? 'bout a pic?

  12. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 1:03 PM
  13. Posted by american bandersnatc | February 18, 2010 at 12:10 PM

    Guess I'll be fantasizing about Mrs. F tonight.

  14. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 1:16 PM

    King of England.

  15. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 1:16 PM

    She made my kids cry.

  16. Posted by HAM05 | February 18, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    she's clearly the tits
    i do take issue with her statement that all he needs is a good bang to set him straight though. operating under the premise that everyone in the world needs a deep dicking in order to survive, he gets it all as a gay man(or gives), her assertion can't be true.
    this is, however, why i dont believe in lesbians. it's still entirely possible that they're made of angel dust and unicorn foreskins though.

  17. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 12:33 PM

    Man-made wideclops.

  18. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    once a puck slut always a puck slut

  19. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 12:52 PM

    pic of ms. falcone please

  20. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    Lisa Falcone walks into a bar. Bartender says, "why the long face?"

  21. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
    lf

  22. Posted by BSD | February 18, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    I didn't realize drag queens could turn a gay man straight.

  23. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 1:41 PM

    she is the worst ghetto blasting dumb ass whore in the city–shame on Phillip for endorsing this garbage by allowing her to keep his name.

  24. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    Slore

  25. Posted by Anal_yst | February 18, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    @28
    If you think Lisa is the "worst ghetto blasting dumbass whoore in the city" you clearly have never spent any time in the city (any of them, for that matter).

  26. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    #30
    o yes i have had the "pleasure" of working for a lot of them but this one takes the cake!! dumbest and ugliest without a doubt.

  27. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    It is just amazing how men smart enough to make billions of dollars marry the sorriest tramps around. And isn't it almost always the case that a billionaires wife is always referred to as a model/designer, when most of these women have at best taken a few professional photographs or doodled a dress on sheet of paper… I guess model/designer is euphemism for — "I really have little education and no real skills to speak of". That other ugly billionaire wife, the Perry woman is masquerading as a sometime designer. But you know there never is a portfolio of serious work or a Paris fashion show etc. Interesting.

  28. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    Why do men smart enough to make billions of dollars marry the sorriest skanks?? And isn't it interesting how a billionaire;s wife is often described as a model/designer when hardly any of them have a serious portfolio of modeling work or present regularly on the Paris/Milan fashion scene… I guess its difficult to admit to being just a poorly educated, average looking woman with no discernable talent or career…who just got lucky and married a rich fella! Ex..the obnoxious woman married to Perry who is a "designer", but off course she would be..

  29. Posted by trojan | February 18, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    the beta male's Posh Spice

  30. Posted by BSD | February 18, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    @36 coming in at the end for the comment of the day. Well done, trojan!

  31. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    She made my kids cry.

  32. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    Man-made wideclops.

  33. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    Man-made wideclops.

  34. Posted by BSD | February 18, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    I didn’t realize drag queens could turn a gay man straight.

  35. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    It is just amazing how men smart enough to make billions of dollars marry the sorriest tramps around. And isn’t it almost always the case that a billionaires wife is always referred to as a model/designer, when most of these women have at best taken a few professional photographs or doodled a dress on sheet of paper… I guess model/designer is euphemism for — “I really have little education and no real skills to speak of”. That other ugly billionaire wife, the Perry woman is masquerading as a sometime designer. But you know there never is a portfolio of serious work or a Paris fashion show etc. Interesting.

  36. Posted by guest | February 18, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    Why do men smart enough to make billions of dollars marry the sorriest skanks?? And isn’t it interesting how a billionaire;s wife is often described as a model/designer when hardly any of them have a serious portfolio of modeling work or present regularly on the Paris/Milan fashion scene… I guess its difficult to admit to being just a poorly educated, average looking woman with no discernable talent or career…who just got lucky and married a rich fella! Ex..the obnoxious woman married to Perry who is a “designer”, but off course she would be..

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