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Phil And Lisa Falcone Sued For (Allegedly Grabbing) House Manager’s Balls

Picture 179.pngSo….Harbinger head Phil Falcone and his wife Lisaare being sued by their former house manager, William Gamble, for a bunch of stuff. Said stuff includes allegations of:
* Homophobic slurs from Phil (William is gay, and claims he was asked about his sexual orientation during his interview)
* Being forced to work out of an office that the family’s pet pig used to live in
* Being told by Lisa that that he wasn’t gay enough for her tastes, but, at the same time, having his nuts grabbed, without permission.

Lisa Maria, meanwhile, told him his “demeanor did not live up to her idea of what a stereotypical gay man should be, as [he] was not ‘effeminate’ enough.”
That March, he went with the family on a trip to the Falcones’ compound in St. Bart’s, where Lisa Maria “chided him for not bringing a more revealing bathing suit.”
On March 27, “a visibly inebriated Falcone confronted and assaulted” Gamble, “forcibly pushing her hand down his pants to grab his genitals,” the suit says. “When rebuffed, Falcone struck [Gamble] three times with her hand forcefully enough to leave deep bruises on his abdomen.”
She then told Gamble “all he required was ‘a good f–k’ in order to change him into a heterosexual,” Gamble said he was “highly disturbed and physically ill as a result of this incident.”
When they got back to New York, his “work environment became increasingly hostile,” with Falcone telling him, “If you weren’t so beautiful, you wouldn’t be here.”

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  1. guest says:

    Perhaps the only "I SAID SKIMPY!!!" tag ever

  2. guest says:

    was that wrong?
    -lisa

  3. volatilitysmile says:

    And here I am, thinking I am deranged and (sexually?) confused.

  4. Anal_yst says:

    waaaaa man the f*ck up, how much was this guy getting paid to take said "abuse?" Seriously, this suit (law, not bathing) better get thrown-out so as to establish a solid legal precedent that "they were mean to me (but I put up with it because they paid me alot of money)" isn't grounds for a several-million-dollar law suit.

  5. guest says:

    If Phil give me job, I lichee his nuts. — Jeffrey

  6. guest says:

    So are the Falcone's hiring then?

  7. guest says:

    So are the Falcone's hiring then?

  8. guest says:

    If he give me job, I lichee his nuts.
    — Jeffrey

  9. guest says:

    Sounds like the one who needs a good thumping is Lisa…….Frisky little mink…

  10. guest says:

    Did she grab them with her metal gladiator mitt? 'bout a pic?

  11. american bandersnatc says:

    Guess I'll be fantasizing about Mrs. F tonight.

  12. guest says:

    King of England.

  13. guest says:

    She made my kids cry.

  14. HAM05 says:

    she's clearly the tits
    i do take issue with her statement that all he needs is a good bang to set him straight though. operating under the premise that everyone in the world needs a deep dicking in order to survive, he gets it all as a gay man(or gives), her assertion can't be true.
    this is, however, why i dont believe in lesbians. it's still entirely possible that they're made of angel dust and unicorn foreskins though.

  15. guest says:

    Man-made wideclops.

  16. guest says:

    once a puck slut always a puck slut

  17. guest says:

    pic of ms. falcone please

  18. guest says:

    Lisa Falcone walks into a bar. Bartender says, "why the long face?"

  19. guest says:

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
    lf

  20. BSD says:

    I didn't realize drag queens could turn a gay man straight.

  21. guest says:

    she is the worst ghetto blasting dumb ass whore in the city–shame on Phillip for endorsing this garbage by allowing her to keep his name.

  22. Anal_yst says:

    @28
    If you think Lisa is the "worst ghetto blasting dumbass whoore in the city" you clearly have never spent any time in the city (any of them, for that matter).

  23. guest says:

    #30
    o yes i have had the "pleasure" of working for a lot of them but this one takes the cake!! dumbest and ugliest without a doubt.

  24. guest says:

    It is just amazing how men smart enough to make billions of dollars marry the sorriest tramps around. And isn't it almost always the case that a billionaires wife is always referred to as a model/designer, when most of these women have at best taken a few professional photographs or doodled a dress on sheet of paper… I guess model/designer is euphemism for — "I really have little education and no real skills to speak of". That other ugly billionaire wife, the Perry woman is masquerading as a sometime designer. But you know there never is a portfolio of serious work or a Paris fashion show etc. Interesting.

  25. guest says:

    Why do men smart enough to make billions of dollars marry the sorriest skanks?? And isn't it interesting how a billionaire;s wife is often described as a model/designer when hardly any of them have a serious portfolio of modeling work or present regularly on the Paris/Milan fashion scene… I guess its difficult to admit to being just a poorly educated, average looking woman with no discernable talent or career…who just got lucky and married a rich fella! Ex..the obnoxious woman married to Perry who is a "designer", but off course she would be..

  26. trojan says:

    the beta male's Posh Spice

  27. BSD says:

    @36 coming in at the end for the comment of the day. Well done, trojan!

  28. guest says:

    She made my kids cry.

  29. guest says:

    Man-made wideclops.

  30. guest says:

    Man-made wideclops.

  31. BSD says:

    I didn’t realize drag queens could turn a gay man straight.

  32. guest says:

    It is just amazing how men smart enough to make billions of dollars marry the sorriest tramps around. And isn’t it almost always the case that a billionaires wife is always referred to as a model/designer, when most of these women have at best taken a few professional photographs or doodled a dress on sheet of paper… I guess model/designer is euphemism for — “I really have little education and no real skills to speak of”. That other ugly billionaire wife, the Perry woman is masquerading as a sometime designer. But you know there never is a portfolio of serious work or a Paris fashion show etc. Interesting.

  33. guest says:

    Why do men smart enough to make billions of dollars marry the sorriest skanks?? And isn’t it interesting how a billionaire;s wife is often described as a model/designer when hardly any of them have a serious portfolio of modeling work or present regularly on the Paris/Milan fashion scene… I guess its difficult to admit to being just a poorly educated, average looking woman with no discernable talent or career…who just got lucky and married a rich fella! Ex..the obnoxious woman married to Perry who is a “designer”, but off course she would be..

  34. Jalia says:

    If your artlices are always this helpful, “I’ll be back.”

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