• 08 Feb 2010 at 4:03 PM

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By Bess Levin

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IT GETS BETTER.


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Lenny Dysktra Is Back [CNBC]

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    omg omg omg jizzing in my pants!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    Is that Dykstra!?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    No comment.

  4. 4
    Posted by Chris | February 8, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    child please
    deep in the money calls my twizzler

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    ‘speak with and ask lenny dykstra questions’
    someone MUST sign up for this

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    Seriously?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    I do believe “IT GETS BETTER.” is a comment, thus defeating the title.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    fuck

  9. 9
    Posted by Perkins Maxwell | February 8, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    Breaking Media: you had better buy Bess a “homerun” subscription NOW. Just the one post will pay for the whole year’s subscription. Guaranteed.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    @7 kill yourself

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    If only G-Love knew about this surefire way to make moolah BEFORE he started wiring money to himself…

  12. 12
    Posted by volatilitysmile | February 8, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    Well, there is little we can do but gather strenght, pull ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and engage in martial arts exercises @ our duplex.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    I never thought anyone could surpass the brothers Najarian until Nails showed up and changed everything

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    @11 I know!
    -the glove

  15. 15
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 8, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    7 = David J. West, CEO, Hershey’s

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    Steriod use >= or

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    I cannot wait for the live blog of his conference call. Crappy day just got awesome.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    “140 wins/Zero losses”
    Oh, yeah, kiss the baby.
    ~Inspired by #4

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    Lenny, you will always be the deadbeat, alcoholic father I never had…….
    Shia Labeouf

  20. 20
    Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | February 8, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    Dis fuckin’ minchione is a fuckin’ hack. I’m tellin’ all-a-yous guys to not waste your money on dis garbage. Buy my book and prosper.
    -cg

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:49 PM

    The saddest part: Someone will actually sign up for this.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    What kind of stock picks does Dykstra provide? Dow Chemical [DOW 26.15 -0.37 (-1.4%) ] is today’s pick. To find out why, you have to pay.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA – nice pick there Lenny, I guess you are 140-1 now.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    a) who are any of you to judge how a guy can try to make a living? and
    2. i’d join just for the autographed baseball. easily worth $999.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    @7–
    Re evaluate your motives. Bess clearly did that to inspire yous to see the entire post….
    G Love should be promoted to CEO…he clearly knows how to make money! Something the current management doesn’t know how too…
    Now if he can get the L. Blankeypoo face down, he will be golden….
    -Junior Analyst @ RBSGC

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    I loved the header, “Nailing deep in the money calls”. Could make a thousand jokes there

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    @23 what is point D?
    -buzz

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    3.75% of the time I’m right every time.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    Internet Special: For $1500 you get the “Upper Decker” where Nails will come to your pad and deposit feces at the spot of your choosing.

  29. 29
    Posted by mrpink | February 8, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    Great Googily Moogily.

  30. 30
    Posted by MooseFister | February 8, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    He must be living in his car, posting this to a web site from a laptop plugged into the cigarette lighter.
    Somewhere, some poor slob is not going to get paid for building this site.

  31. 31
    Posted by HellsBells | February 8, 2010 at 5:45 PM

    @28 comment of the day – love it

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    http://www.nailsinvestments.com/images/stories/man_phone.png
    I just sent my assistant out to get this blown up and framed for my office.

  33. 33
    Posted by Anal_yst | February 8, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    @23
    Yes, until everyone else who signs up gets one, too.

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 7:38 PM

    @15 mistaken. Regional VP, Hershey’s.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    28 – FTW!

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | February 8, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    28 – FTW!

  37. 37
    Posted by ExtraordinaryPopularDelusions | February 9, 2010 at 12:00 AM

    thanks for the obvious, anal

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 6:20 AM

    For that kind of money you could invest in a hedge fund.

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 9:39 AM

    Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

  40. 40
    Posted by mookie wilson | February 9, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    @32 =’s towel boy @ the manhole.

  41. 41
    Posted by ETF FOOL | March 9, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    [...] of society,” emphasis ours. He’s made a lot of strides in that direction, namely with the founding of a new firm, Nails Investments, but he really wants this scarlet ‘b’ taken off his chest. To that [...]

  42. 42
    Posted by Vnancy 2011 | May 9, 2011 at 10:14 AM

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