• 23 Feb 2010 at 1:15 PM

Serena Williams Of P.E. World Rings In 63rd Birthday On The Court

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stephenschwarzmantennis.JPGIn 2007, birthday boy Stephen Schwarzman celebrated with a party that cost $1 trillion and included John Thain, Maria Bartiromo, Vernon Jordan, Bill Clinton, Rod Stewart and Patti LaBelle singing “Happy B’Day.” He’s scaled it back in the years since, preferring the simplicity of quiet celebrations at home, just him, wife Christine and the crabs. Sixty-three was set to be more of the same, with a quick bite to eat followed by a 7:30 showing of Valentine’s Day, the only trappings of diva-ness being SS’s plan to send a fleet of assistants several hours prior to rope off a couple of sections with caution tape to prevent the riff-raff from interrupting his viewing enjoyment. That was, until Haiti called. And when Haiti comes a’ knock’in, Steve Schwarzman answers. Rom-com, canceled. Dinner at the Sizzler, out. Lunch at home, in. Charity tennis match with John McEnroe et al, and the opportunity for Stephen “The Third Williams Sister” Schwarzman to help the earthquake victims while showing the “Adonis Effect” in action? So very in.


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Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by CoveredLong | February 23, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    He looks so, about to fall over.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    so much sex appeal.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    I’d do him.
    -MB

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    break me off a piece of that!
    -pj

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    Does he volley both ways?

  6. 6
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 23, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    Finally, pictures of Steve without his prosthetic crab claw. That nub is not regal, yet terrifically helpful for terrorist fist-jabbing.

  7. 7
    Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | February 23, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    He looks like a putz standing there. This is no Shlomo Glickstein or third Williams sister.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    is there regal-ness? in that pic?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    Middle aged men wear their pants to high

  10. 10
    Posted by NakedShort | February 23, 2010 at 2:28 PM

    @9 to hide the FUPA. Also known as Charlie Weis Syndrome.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    @10, What is a FUPA?

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    Nevermind: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUPA
    -11

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    Gotta love Urban Dictionary 11…
    “Can a nigga get a FUPA dance?”
    “Shake your FUPA like no one is watching”
    “You don’t love me, you just love my FUPA biatch!”

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    stevie don’t cover up! I wanna see you naked.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    tick tock. but no worries, the NYPL LBO cemented your place in history.
    -Ozymandias

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    tick tock. but no worries, the NYPL LBO cemented your place in history.
    -Ozymandias

  17. 17
    Posted by um | February 23, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    1 trillion dollar party? thats a joke right?

  18. 18
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 24, 2010 at 2:01 AM

    17 = A post I would’ve made if smarter/faster.
    -LEH Quant

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    18, well played haha.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    Anyone have an idea of what his shirt says?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | February 25, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    Shirt says: I want your sex

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