Sleep Where Ken Lewis Hath Slept

Picture 149.pngIn the market for a place to call home in Charlotte, North Carolina? Want a place filled with memories and a wet bar where many a Boone’s cocktail was stirred? Fantabulous news– Ken Lewis is trying to sell his house. The 7517 Morrocroft Farms abode comes with 4 bedrooms, five fireplaces, a patio, a porch, a private pond for reflection time (“is this Merrill thing a good idea or a great idea?”), marble floors, and surround sound, all for the extremely reasonable price of $4.5 million. No one else has lived there (the place was “custom made” for Lewis in 1995), so you won’t have to wonder who left the vomit stains on the rug in the master bath, which is comforting. The listing also comes with a handy mortgage calculator and we’re told Countrywide CEO-cum-Bank of America butler Angelo Mozilo would be happy to sit down with you and talk options.

A few more shots of your new pad:
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Ken Lewis’s SouthPark Home Is For Sale [Charlotte Observer]

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84 Responses to “Sleep Where Ken Lewis Hath Slept”

  1. guest says:

    $1 bob

  2. guest says:

    wow. that’s hideous.

  3. guest says:

    only interested if KL stays.

  4. HAM05 says:

    something is up with bbg this morning – all kinds of problems…

  5. guest says:

    @HAM- just as long as you can still see when people view your profile.
    -DB Banker Chick

  6. wcburrs87 says:

    Is that a chair without out legs next to the tub in the first picture?

  7. guest says:

    @6 haha just saw that. awesome.

  8. guest says:

    yes bloomberg is f’d today

  9. guest says:

    @6 is that a kneeler for morning prayers? Fitting that it’s next to the tub, as KL does most of his praying to the porcelain god.

  10. Post. Fourch. says:

    @ 6,7
    it´s for your wife/servant/collie (h/t D. Kneale) to sit on while they bathe you. I also use it to reach the phone.
    – Chazz Gas.

  11. guest says:

    @6 w/e sometimes you get drunk and brea some chair legs. not a big deal.

  12. guest says:

    Hey, that’s the rug from my office!
    – John Thain

  13. guest says:

    hideous and too busy.

  14. guest says:

    I wouldn’t even let my manservant, Iguando, live in that festering dump.
    -Prince Thain

  15. Investorcluzo says:

    I will gladly give him 2 million spirit points (and not a spirit point more) for that place…after-all, damn thing is a tear down!

  16. NakedShort says:

    Sure is a lot of white decor in that house. Examine your motives Ken.

  17. volatilitysmile says:

    busy but classy in a Charlotte I-bank-ey way. Does it come with the commodes?

  18. guest says:

    Not gonna lie, I’d be happy to strump and dump and make some sammys on that kitchen island.
    -Cleats First

  19. guest says:

    KL’s real estate agent offering some shameless self promo at ha

  20. Andrwe says:

    Ah, how nice it must be to have lived in a lovely home such as that one. It doesn’t matter, he’ll probably just move to Fifth Avenue in New York and buy a $1 million+ home!
    However, some feel it’s an attack on the banks. Agree or disagree?

  21. guest says:

    Google map that sucker – it backs up to what looks like a high-school – what an “exclusive” property….typical hillbilly living.

  22. guest says:

    Oh shit, he took the mirror off the ceiling in the master bedroom!
    I always liked seeing myself while I “negotiated” with Ken.
    – J Thain

  23. wcburrs87 says:

    @9, they only prayers KLew prays to is the porcelain gods when he pulls the trigger after his Boone’s but before his MadDog 20 20.

  24. guest says:

    OMG! Is there no accounting for bad taste?
    Style Police were definately on holiday for that one.
    Dude couldn’t even spring for a pool? (aka, cement pond)

  25. Tax Chick says:

    What is up with the range on the square footage?! Square footage is +/- 15% depending on…

  26. guest says:

    It doesnt look that nice for $4.5 million

  27. guest says:

    The interior looks like it was designed by Cruella Deville.

  28. guest says:

    @6 commode on (no) legs

  29. guest says:

    Dirtfag decor.

  30. guest says:

    Dirtfag decor.

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