• 16 Feb 2010 at 10:10 AM

Sleep Where Ken Lewis Hath Slept

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Picture 149.pngIn the market for a place to call home in Charlotte, North Carolina? Want a place filled with memories and a wet bar where many a Boone’s cocktail was stirred? Fantabulous news– Ken Lewis is trying to sell his house. The 7517 Morrocroft Farms abode comes with 4 bedrooms, five fireplaces, a patio, a porch, a private pond for reflection time (“is this Merrill thing a good idea or a great idea?”), marble floors, and surround sound, all for the extremely reasonable price of $4.5 million. No one else has lived there (the place was “custom made” for Lewis in 1995), so you won’t have to wonder who left the vomit stains on the rug in the master bath, which is comforting. The listing also comes with a handy mortgage calculator and we’re told Countrywide CEO-cum-Bank of America butler Angelo Mozilo would be happy to sit down with you and talk options.


A few more shots of your new pad:
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Ken Lewis’s SouthPark Home Is For Sale [Charlotte Observer]

Comments (84)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    $1 bob

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    wow. that’s hideous.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:20 AM

    only interested if KL stays.

  4. 4
    Posted by HAM05 | February 16, 2010 at 10:21 AM

    something is up with bbg this morning – all kinds of problems…

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:22 AM

    @HAM- just as long as you can still see when people view your profile.
    -DB Banker Chick

  6. 6
    Posted by wcburrs87 | February 16, 2010 at 10:23 AM

    Is that a chair without out legs next to the tub in the first picture?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:26 AM

    @6 haha just saw that. awesome.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    yes bloomberg is f’d today

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    @6 is that a kneeler for morning prayers? Fitting that it’s next to the tub, as KL does most of his praying to the porcelain god.

  10. 10
    Posted by Post. Fourch. | February 16, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    @ 6,7
    it´s for your wife/servant/collie (h/t D. Kneale) to sit on while they bathe you. I also use it to reach the phone.
    - Chazz Gas.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    @6 w/e sometimes you get drunk and brea some chair legs. not a big deal.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    Hey, that’s the rug from my office!
    - John Thain

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    hideous and too busy.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    I wouldn’t even let my manservant, Iguando, live in that festering dump.
    -Prince Thain

  15. 15
    Posted by Investorcluzo | February 16, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    I will gladly give him 2 million spirit points (and not a spirit point more) for that place…after-all, damn thing is a tear down!

  16. 16
    Posted by NakedShort | February 16, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    Sure is a lot of white decor in that house. Examine your motives Ken.

  17. 17
    Posted by volatilitysmile | February 16, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    busy but classy in a Charlotte I-bank-ey way. Does it come with the commodes?

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    Not gonna lie, I’d be happy to strump and dump and make some sammys on that kitchen island.
    -Cleats First

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 11:26 AM

    KL’s real estate agent offering some shameless self promo at http://www.rateyourbroker.com ha

  20. 20
    Posted by Andrwe | February 16, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    Ah, how nice it must be to have lived in a lovely home such as that one. It doesn’t matter, he’ll probably just move to Fifth Avenue in New York and buy a $1 million+ home!
    However, some feel it’s an attack on the banks. Agree or disagree?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    Google map that sucker – it backs up to what looks like a high-school – what an “exclusive” property….typical hillbilly living.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    Oh shit, he took the mirror off the ceiling in the master bedroom!
    I always liked seeing myself while I “negotiated” with Ken.
    - J Thain

  23. 23
    Posted by wcburrs87 | February 16, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    @9, they only prayers KLew prays to is the porcelain gods when he pulls the trigger after his Boone’s but before his MadDog 20 20.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    OMG! Is there no accounting for bad taste?
    Style Police were definately on holiday for that one.
    Dude couldn’t even spring for a pool? (aka, cement pond)

  25. 25
    Posted by Tax Chick | February 16, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    What is up with the range on the square footage?! Square footage is +/- 15% depending on…

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    It doesnt look that nice for $4.5 million

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    The interior looks like it was designed by Cruella Deville.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    @6 commode on (no) legs

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    Dirtfag decor.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | February 16, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    Dirtfag decor.

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