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Hours upon hours of (not) studying for the CFA. Months spent texting with Bloomberg. 53 mock interviews with Goldman Sachs. It’s all come together. For this moment.
Earlier: The Fruits Of Shia LaBeouf’s Labor
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
looks awful
I walked out at 1:20. But I’m no critic.
Did you guys see that Citibank ad up top? They’re offering 1.01% apy on a savings account! WOW!
on a scale of gay 1 being in the closet 10 being ping jiang this was what? 35?
FYI, I only had to blow 4 producers to get that cameo.
-maria b
“It’s easy to get in, it’s hard to get out”
- Wall Street, where the only way out, is in a box.
“It’s easy to get in, it’s hard to get out”
- Wall Street, where the only way out, is in a box.
@5 you lie.
“It’s easy to get in, it’s hard to get out”
That makes no sense, how is going to a good school and passing round after round of interviews “easy”? How is being part of a massive layoff “hard”
Thats a much better trailer than the first one, but its still going to suck hard.
@ Maria. That sucks. I blew 5 and didn’t.
- Dennis
@9 you see it’s quite simple…the schools are easy, obviously…trading is a joke and a nutless monkey could do it. now because it’s so easy, it’s actually hard to perform so poorly that you get fired…and it is through this that the clarity and brilliance of that statement truly shines.
@9 = Shia?
@9 you see it’s quite simple…the schools are easy, obviously…trading is a joke and a nutless monkey could do it. now because it’s so easy, it’s actually hard to perform so poorly that you get fired…and it is through this that the clarity and brilliance of that statement truly shines.
@4 After watching that trailer I think I’m finally ready for Julie & Julia. how much worse can it be?
Someone once told me I said blue horsehoe loves anacot steel. Today I say blue horseshoe loves gold scrot.
12/14 – the only shine should come from my shoes, and where are my luge results when I need them?
I had sex with the chick in the Tax Slayer commercial. True Story.
I think it looks really cute! tee hee
- Random Gay Dude
I think that looks pretty representative.
@20 = oliver stone
@ 1-18
liars, all of you. that gravelly, over-the-hill desperate, sexuagenarian(?) Michael Douglas voice gets us all (despite Shia LeDouche) … matinee price only, Times Square under the Virgin records store, natch.
@ 1-18
liars, all of you. that gravelly, over-the-hill desperate, sexuagenarian(?) Michael Douglas voice gets us all (despite Shia LeDouche) … matinee price only, Times Square under the Virgin records store, natch.
@ 1-18
liars, all of you. that gravelly, over-the-hill desperate, sexuagenarian(?) Michael Douglas voice gets us all (despite Shia LeDouche) … matinee price only, Times Square under the Virgin records store, natch.
@ 1-18
liars, all of you. that gravelly, over-the-hill desperate, sexuagenarian(?) Michael Douglas voice gets us all (despite Shia LeDouche) … matinee price only, Times Square under the Virgin records store, natch.
שי-יה
Going to see MacGruber that weekend
Looks like the hallowed halls of Fordham University. Suck on that St John’s….
the new bud fox should have been played by nick cannon
my that’s a big cigar
@18 I had a Clearasil girl
It’s going to be 115 mins of run on cliche.
@31 I had sex with a Gillette guy.
-Anal_yst
After this flick tanks, Shia works as a chipmunk.
@28 Have to love Keating Hall.
come on guys, i think it looks really good…
-guy who is a “featured extra”
where did שי-יה go to school? right… Did he decline Yael’s or Yale’s acceptance, or both?
Shia should be recast with Johnny Drama, now Id see that
My God that looked gay.
-W.B. Marker Esq
I love Shia LeBeef! Is that the new Transformers movie? Who’s the old guy?
could it be that the reason Bess still remembers my gucci loafers comment is because she likes me?…
I LOVE YOU T00
MARRY ME
Bess my darling forget about shia the beefeater and meet me at 740 park ave tonight…
x
“Now it seems ‘greed’ is legal.”
Not quite legal, you shitstick!
-’Lil Pud’ Berns on cellblock C
“Now it seems ‘greed’ is legal.”
Not quite legal, you shitstick!
-’Lil Pud’ Berns on cellblock C
What place did Shia get in the figure skating last night?
It’s tough to type this on my iphone right now, as I’m careening through the streets on my MV Agusta F4 CC, but I think this is quite representative.
P.S. Needs more eating competitions.
I got a woody just watching it.
Does that make me gay or a capitalist?
Looks fucking terrible. Please make another American Psycho with a trader.
@41 Hey that’s where my boss lives
48,
I’m at 15CPW, openin’ doors, callin’ cabs. We’re very similar.
Awesome… I was waiting for the sequel to Brokeback Mountain to come out. Just wished they had kept Ang instead of Oliver. Like the switch in locale though. Central Park will make for some awesome sex scenes.
@18 I took down a chick who worked at Pier 1 Imports.
- Ameriprise Financial Advisor