Erin Callan took a leave of absence from her job at Credit Suisse over a year ago. Since then, we’d heard nary a peep from the old girl. In our minds we knew she’d likely extended her vacation to something more permanent, but in our hearts we hoped against hope to wake up one morning and see her going at it with David Einhorn on Squawk Box, or posing in front of black cars in the Wall Street Journal. Today Charlie “I’m gonna nut in Maria Bartiromo et al’s eyes” Gasparino has crushed that dream. The ace reporter, working the phones all morning, delivers this devastating blow sure to rock your world: “Callan has formally ‘retired’ from the securities business, according to people with knowledge of the matter.” The situation is not fluid.
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to access Dealbreaker
Is that a Mercedes or BMW?
-LEH Quant
miss you, beautiful dirty slut.
I drive a Vulva.
-Manscision
Charlie is fluid.
She always suffered from bad skin and face management.
grab a beer and join me on the couch.
-the gorilla
5,
True, but she (sometimes) also looked like one of those semi-old, eurotrash chiquitas you *accidentally* clicked while browsing u prom dot con.
http://investorsconundrum.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/lehman-cfo-erin-callan.jpg
She looks like any other other-exercised and over-accessorized know-nothings that consitute the fairer sex’s contribution to the c-suite.
She was a total light weight assigned by that genius Dick Gregory who couldn’t find his ass with two hands and a flashlight. She was more worried about her clothes for the interview than the state of the firm. A black eye for women in management everywhere. Total embarrassment. She should die in poverty.
The girl looks like she cries a lot. Can we say extra high maintenance!
The girl looks like she cries a lot. Can we say extra high maintenance!
Erin, if you’ll just come over, I promise, the situation will be very, very fluid (one way or another, at least)
I feel somewhat bad for her , she was put in a position her skill set was not geared for and then Fuld made her a scapegoat.
@13 yep. wasn’t the quote that gregory told her “i’m sorry for ruining your career”?
WTF is it with the ejaculatory reference “nut”? As in, I got my “nut” etc. I’ve heard “nut” used as a reference of financial overhead as in I’ve got a $20 grand nut to make for my monthly Nymex seat…”
The german word for “payload” is “nutzlast” so I think the etymology of getting one’s “nut” or getting one’s “nut off” is derived from a German word. I prefer “blast, pop, splooge, jizz, come, cum, paint, squirt, spray, soup, batter, skeet, Bill Clinton’s calling card, cocknog, seed, cream, nut-nectar, pee-pee paste, boner brew, guy’s her and splat.
@15 no one cares.
-krazy eyez k
There are a few jailbirds salivating right now…
Now dat I’m on Fox wit da big shots like Glenn Beck and Billy O da chicks are gonna be on me like white on al dente!
Man, I might even trade in da Saturn for a nice black Lincoln wit da tinted windows.
Youse guys ain’t seen nuttin yet.
- Da Thug
Good bye pointy toe shoes, hello broomsticks!
Why do Black people always want money for nothing and things for free?
@13 I agree with you! That seems to be precisely the case. She came in at a time when I’m sure the senior folks knew that the damage had been done and could not be undone.
Here I thought that Chaz was going to be preening on-air, only to find he’s penning his pud-puke.
smart gal leaving an industry ready to go from 20% to 5% of GDP
When I read this headline I was genuinely concerned that she might have punched her own ticket.
15 lick my NUTZ!
Oh, and she likes it in the ass…
CG
Yet another reason to switch to Fox Business. Charlie and hotter babes.
@3
That’s beautiful, man, beautiful!
@3
That’s beautiful, man, beautiful!
@26 Who doesn’t?
– Ping
@Bess, good use of “et al.”
@Discipuli, N.B.
-keeping Latin alive on DealBreaker
Maria’s eyes may already be full, she was at a Citibank dinner last night.
I would do Erin, she’s hot enough for a knobber
To each his own, but Erin was very good at what she was brought in to do. She wasn’t a CFO (Peter Principle). That was Joe being the dope that Joe was. Erin at least was bright. The woman running mortgage sales was better looking, but not even close to being qualified. That one is a whole other story.
15,
loved “pee-pee paste”, confused by “guy’s her”
Good points all around. Truly aprepicaetd.
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