• 02 Feb 2010 at 10:30 AM

Treasury Porn: Vintage Hank Paulson

By Bess Levin

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HP and the wife, during his first year at HBS, from his new memoir. On the next page is a photo of him and “one of several raccoons” raised by the Paulson family which I won’t include, lest any of you sickos get too overheated.
The Washington Post has a story today on “OMB chief and sex symbol” Peter Orszag, who’s apparently “the geeky guy with the hidden fire you want to unleash.” Obviously whether or not the vast majority of the population wants to get third degree burns from Pedro is debatable but here’s something that’s not: how hot bird fetishist Hank Paulson used to be! We first noticed HP’s do-ability back when he released some prints from his swimsuit calendar but it bears repeating over and over and over again. Those are some lucky falcons.

Comments (36)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 10:39 AM

    I’d hit the wife a few times.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    dirty bird

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    ““one of several raccoons” raised by the Paulson family”? so turned on right now.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    nice babooshka

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    me likey.
    -pj

  6. 6
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 2, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    Her babouchka taints his regal-ness.
    -Bryan Williams, Cash Money Records

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    Why are all the good ones into god and birds?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    too overheated, post it.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    too overheated, post it.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    Paul Newman and Dotty Parker. What do I win?
    -guest

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    too overheated, post it.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    too overheated, post it.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    too overheated, post it.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    I, will tap, dat azz; till she: SHOWS ME WHAT SHES WORKING WITH!
    -Man

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    Okay, but how big is his cock? Serious question, looking for a serious answer.
    -PJ

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    Bess, it looks like maybe you’re his type. Just sayin’.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    too overheated, post it.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    @17 uh what?

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    too overheated, post it.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    what about me?!
    -TG

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    too overheated, post it.

  22. 22
    Posted by Hanky Panky | February 2, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    Yeah, dude, the guy’s a twink. Just twinktacular, MMM!

  23. 23
    Posted by NakedShort | February 2, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    too overheated, post it sounds like a porn flick

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    I wonder if he stuttered almost incomprehensibly back then, also.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    @26/NS you are my hero.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    From the Unpublished Comments of Lucas Von Prigg:
    “We do not respond to pictures of former “Fabio-like” employees taken in the manner of black and white images of romantic novel covers…..”

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    @25 you clearly have no idea what a twink is if you think HP is/was one.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    @17: agreed. there is def a resemblance.

  29. 29
    Posted by NakedShort | February 2, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    @28
    Would you dance if I asked you to dance?
    Would you run and never look back
    Would you cry if you saw me crying
    Would you save my soul tonight?

  30. 30
    Posted by Inside the Buyside | February 2, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    @17,
    I agree. In this picture Mrs. P looks just a little like she’s ready to storm the barricades of the old and remake this town in ways many of us can’t even fathom.
    ~ItB

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    @32 Um, I was thinking more along the lines of how you’re everything I would like to be, and I can fly higher than a negro for you are the wind beneath my wings, but I guess that other stuff isn’t too far off.
    -28

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    @17, she does look like an Eastern Bloc Bess

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    Pic is definitely taken at Dartmouth.

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    Very Ward Stradlater

  35. 35
    Posted by Bess Levin | February 2, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    @36 that’s what I thought but the caption in the book says Harvard.

  36. 36
    Posted by duxxxx | February 2, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    @36 & 38, I agree. That’s Baker Library from the west behind them and the Hitchcock Hospital I think.

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