• 09 Feb 2010 at 1:40 PM

Two Fetishists, Havin’ A Chat: What Should Warren Buffett Pick Hank Paulson’s Mind About?

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Obviously my pick is a question that merges both their favorite topics, birds for Paulson and huge cans for WB (“Have you ever found a titmouse in the brush, Hank? Would she have fit in on a Russ Meyer set?”)
Update: Paulson: “[George] Bush was like a mother to me.” So there’s that.
Watch Live: Buffett And Paulson [Omaha World Herald]
Related: Collapse Of Bear Stearns Took Away From Hank Paulson’s Bird Time
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Comments (9)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    what was it like to make lewis shit his pants?

  2. 2
    Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | February 9, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    He should ask what happened to the falcon.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 1:57 PM

    you fucked that falcon, didn’t you? you dog.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    do you miss the beard?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    Paulson: “[George] Bush was like a mother to me.”
    Buffett: so you sucked on his tits?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    @5 horrible horrible image

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    HP- Hey Warren pull my
    finger
    WB- HA! I wont fall for that one agian

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 2:31 PM

    I have nipples, Hank, can you milk me?
    -Warren

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 9, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    WB: “The market had started to fall like a blind roofer.”
    HP: “I was willing to sell my soul to bail us out but I realized I had already done that some time back and souls ain’t like home equity….”
    WB: “The bears were getting hotter that a fresh fucked goat in a pepper patch…”
    HP: “The chin grease on my silk ties built up like a smear of lard as I looked down my nose at Lewis…”
    WB: “Lehman was getting fucked like a tied-up goat.”
    HP: “The markets were beating us like a rented mule…”
    WB: “Weekend calls to my home office was getting hotter than a 4 story cat house on coupon night…”