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Can anyone put their finger on it? Caruso and Cabrera, ideas?

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Comments (37)

  1. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    maria’s ass

  2. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    needs more dumb-asses

  3. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    That’s Tits Cabrera to you!!

  4. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    @3 BL made up that nickname, so step off bitch.

  5. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:35 AM

    bill gross’s creepy voice

  6. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    The piridy was rispictful and dint focus on the ictriss’s brists or clividge.
    ~A. Drury
    New South Wales
    Austrailiar

  7. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    Decabox with everyone screaming at once

  8. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    art cashin

  9. Posted by Investorcluzo | February 12, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    a collie?

  10. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    Art Gelber’s creepy “stare and smile”.

  11. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    Nouriel in an ill fitting shirt he pulled out of the laundry hamper and Joe Battapaglia’s boss tan?

  12. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    @11 seconded

  13. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    @7 ftw

  14. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    I bet Elizabeth Banks is a goddamn jaguar in the sack.

  15. Posted by MikeTyson | February 12, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    @11 FTW for excellent use of the word ‘boss’

  16. Posted by NakedShort | February 12, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    I’m going to let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?”

  17. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    On the real, it’s missing stock graphs and price performances on the right side.
    But it’s also missing erin burnett and trish regan and me groping myself to them.

  18. Posted by Anal_yst | February 12, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    A. Drury correctly identifies the CNBC personalities as actors
    also, @ “NakedShort” no log-in today?

  19. Posted by Joe Mac | February 12, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    @Cluz- once again, hits it out of the park.
    Have to agree with @14. Hey John Mayer, any thoughts?

  20. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    And bess beat CNBC to the punch by about 20 minutes… well done.

  21. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    Dennis Kneale giving Dylan Ratigan in a Benjamin Franklin costume a rusty trombone.

  22. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    Like the real CNBC, it is missing Jeff Macke.

  23. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    AIG = Financial napalm….
    ~John Mayer

  24. Posted by Joe Mac | February 12, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    Trish puts the cream in my coffee today. Those twins!

  25. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    It’s missing a shameless promo for the latest CNBC special report involving tits, drugs, or gambling.

  26. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    30 Rock should have made a parody seabond/eDiets/chase sapphire commercial to get the “full CNBC effect.”

  27. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    someone hawking a credit crisis book and trish regan’s milked up ta-ta’s

  28. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 12:34 PM
  29. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 12:42 PM

    WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

  30. Posted by NakedShort | February 12, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    @Anal
    You haven’t see the last of old NakedShort. I guess my Internet Explorer thought it would try and shut down my log in. The Microsoft bigwigs were trying to send NakedShort and my negative “Q rating” on a slow boat to hell.
    Well maybe I don’t “look the part”. I’m not “svelte”. I don’t “look comfortable on camera”. I’m “sobby”. I don’t “understand what’s going on in the news”. I’m not “likeable”. I don’t “get along with people”. When I go to work, I don’t “make eye contact”. I guess I don’t “fit the mold”. I don’t “wear the latest clothes”. or, even ones that don’t “reek”! I don’t “change my underwear”. I’m not “buff”. I don’t have “firm breasts”.I don’t “exercise”. And when I do sweat, I don’t “shower”. I’m not “spic-and-span”. I don’t “clean the area between my crotch and legs”. But, for the time being, I guess the Microsoft “enforcers” are opting for my reproach, until Joe Commentor tells them he’d rather get his comments on Dealbreaker from commentators who don’t “make babies cry” and don’t “drink maple syrup straight from the bottle”.. and don’t “leave old, dried-up deodorant cakes under their arm for weeks at a time”

  31. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    naked short is probably on the bond desk which closes early the day before a holiday.

  32. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    @22 so true.

  33. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    BondChick–aint no early closes no more–they voted 2 to 1 to take them away the bastards

  34. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    needs more Cenegenics

  35. Posted by volatilitysmile | February 12, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    me + Naked = financial industry napalm.
    This is what having a family does to you, alas.

  36. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 5:45 PM

    “hot box” is just about the best name for it

  37. Posted by guest | February 12, 2010 at 7:07 PM

    Federal Reserve Shills like Steve LIES-MAN and (sadly) ARS

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