Jennifer Aniston is reportedly done with dating celebrities. She’s now looking to be set up with “a wealthy businessman,” according to her friends who’ve been talking to Us Weekly. Off the top of my head I’m thinking Warren Buffett would be game but lacking the assets you’d find on a Russ Meyers set, she’s not really his type. Arki Busson is available and we know he likes the thespians, so that’s a possibility, as is fellow Greek Jim Chanos. Who else do we think would be down to play CEO and secretary ho with JA? Let’s get serious about this.
Jen Aniston “Wants to Be Set Up With a Wealthy Businessman” [US via Daily Intel]
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Ping Jiang. The man is loaded.
me! she is smokin hot
Too old!
-J Epstein
Lenny Dykstra
I would nail her, but I wouldn’t want to marry her even if I had the chance
I always wondered if there’s something wrong with her. She’s famous, wealthy and gorgeous – I can’t believe she has trouble landing any man she wishes.
@4 seconded!
-jim cramer
Too Old!!
-J Epstein
Dimon would hit that like a fat kid on the birthday cake.
@9 we’re looking for someone to date her, and since Dimon is married, I think he’s out.
I would hit that with the lights on while LD eats twizzlers in the corner and watches.
-guy who likes to hit things with twizzlers.
“Jennifer Aniston, 40, is through with famous men, says an insider, who notes that the actress was left “really messed up and heartbroken” by singer John Mayer.”
Anybody else think this Hollywood insider is underestimating how “messed up and heartbroken” wealthy businessmen can leave women also?
-wealthy businessman
“Jennifer Aniston, 40, is through with famous men, says an insider, who notes that the actress was left “really messed up and heartbroken” by singer John Mayer.”
Anybody else think this hollywood insider is underestimating how ‘really messed up and heartbroken’ wealthy businessmen can leave a woman?
-wealthy businessman
henry t. nicholas III is free
I agree with 5 and 6 totally, there has to be a mental issue up there. Im sure she is a total PITA also.
AB,
Heard she makes sheep noises in the sack. It’s so distracting that most men can’t climax and lacking any discernable personality…the guys ulitmately leave out of frustration.
11=four equal sides, four right angles.
“Jennifer Aniston, 40, is through with famous men, says an insider, who notes that the actress was left “really messed up and heartbroken” by singer John Mayer.”
Anybody else think this hollywood insider is underestimating how ‘really messed up and heartbroken’ wealthy businessmen can leave a woman?
-wealthy businessman
Sarah Bennett
Bring out the Hooker Fucker!
@22 FTMFW
I’d nominate myself, but I’m not a businessman.
I’m a business, man.
the good inspector would respectfully, “hit that”…but I may fall under the celebrity status. bessy, you know how to find me.
-cluzo
ps. it moved.
Shia LeBeouf, but only after he gets his CFA.
I think that Hollywood insider has underestimated how really messed up and heartbroken a wealthy businessman can leave a woman.
I just wish I wasn’t alone in that thought. Anybody?
Shia LeBeouf, but only after he gets his CFA.
Maybe her problem is she has a really yeasty, smelly vajayjay.
Just goes to show that no matter how famous or smoking hot they are, someone somewhere is tired of it.
Chris Theoharis
THE SILVER FOX.
Lloyd Blanky’s scrotum.
In the bars, with the men who play guitars
Singin’, drinkin’ and rememberin’ the times
My little lover does a midnight shift
She balls around all the time
@40 PITA = pain in the ass
@40 Pain In The Ass
@42 PITA=People who do the Istanbul Twist with Animals
I’d hit that. But only if Bess would live blog it
Jon Voight.
@46 what’s the point of live-blogging a 2 minute event?
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You can’t just replace my dog like Brad Pitt replaced Jennifer Aniston… or John Mayer replaced Jennifer Aniston… or Vince Vaughn replaced Jennifer Aniston…or that munch from the Counting Crows repla– The point is, my dog is not Jennifer Aniston.
@50 – If O’Neal vanishes, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Merrill go shortly after
22 ftw the god damn win.
andrea tong…if she’s looking to switch hit.
Michael Scott
@52 the only thing that will vanish is BACs absurdly low ball offer of $90 a share
hey NakedShort – can we get a HB ruling here?
naked@30 and yet she’s still probably 100x more attractive than your wife.
@57 I already spent the entire time I was forced to watch The Break Up pondering that question.
I think she might be a halvsie. When shes into the TF she probably bridges hardcore to make the experience more enjoyable. If shes not into it she just lets her 40 year old twins slide slowly off center causing the experience to be so lackluster you just wish you never asked her to TF in the first place.
Kinda suprised the GQ reporter didnt ask the question.
I bet she’d meet a wealthy guy if she taught a course at the Kincaid School.
@NS there is NO FUCKING WAY she doesn’t require an HB. she’s like a b-cup. jesus.
62=John Mayer.
Teddy Forstmann or Adam Dell.
She should realize that all the aging female superstars take non wealthy partners/spouses so they can control their relationship like they control everything else in their successful lives.
a. julia roberts (7 yr marriage to cameraman)
b. sandra bullock (3 yr marriage to regular guy who does not much)
Aniston’s looking for someone to Tickle her Vickle. And we have just the man…
Me, I’m not wealthy yet, but my bonus this year should put me well on my way.
-Junior Rainmaker.
@3 Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
medic, we need a medic @66; we appear to have an accidental detonation of a hand grenade…
If she would just date Sir Charles Barkley for 60 days we’d find out why the guys don’t stick to her.
@71 what other people/topics would you like to blather on about in spite of being completely ignorant on them/having no idea what you’re talking about?
@ 58 – unnecessary and unwanted for. NS is an institution, and even a crrelation breakdown cannot bring HBC down.
Having said all that, JA’s not that hot for a greek chick. Plus, something tells me the neurotic heroine she portrays without any modulation in the acting method is actually – wait for it – her (PETA ALERT!!!).
@74 PITA. Not PETA.
I dont get it. She makes millions and has millions, yet wants a wealthy businessman. Just goes to show how far feminism has come.
Even multmillionairesses are gold diggers.
@73: You MUST be her agent or assistant.
The Vince Vaughn relationship — oh so perfectly timed for the movie. Ditto the Bradley Cooper “romance”. And what about the John Mayer reconciliations? Wasn’t that all about getting some press?
Don’t get me started.
I dont get it. She makes millions and has millions, yet wants a wealthy businessman. Just goes to show how far feminism has come.
Even multmillionairesses are gold diggers.
@ 75 – PETA as in the anti-fur people, as “my little big animal” feels violated by the thought of such a PITA getting within a football field distance from “it”. Was meant to be a play of words (does this expose me as Euro-trash or just guay?).
Jennifer Aniston & Kirk Kerkorian – He would even have a baby with her!
Jen is 40. so maybe she needs to put away the Princess fantasy and realize that the best she can do at this point is play sugar-mama to some decent bloke like @65 said: julia roberts and sandra bullock
@81 sorry, jen is not your average unwed 40 yr old woman. she’s smoking hot, rich and famous. also, salma hayek got married to a fairly well-known “wealthy businessman” at the age 0f 41 or 42.
@ 82
and that was kinda ¨shotgun-y¨as well. Silvio Berlusconi FTW… he´s available (or has no scruples, same diff/no diff), and would goomba all up in her ¨feta flower¨. that baby would be all chin & sin…
Burkle and/or Clinton
Burkle/Clinton
Uh, Sandra Bullock married Jesse James, and, while he’s hardly on her fame level, he isn’t exactly a no-body.
Roubini!
Nice tie.
- Homo Sartorial Banker
@86 all she needs is the tramp stamp
“Hey Jen you like birds?”
-Hank Paulson
Anyone know if Jen likes birds?
-Hank Paulson
Anyone know if Jen likes birds?
-Hank Paulson
Smoking hot? Look at that goddamn chin ferchrissakes!
@82,
Salma Hayek got married only by guilting the guy into it.
She probably lied and told him that she was on the pill and then used the ensuing pregnancy and baby to trap him.
and Jen is not smoking hot – she’s the “girl next door type cute” – but not hot.
I say her best bet is as a sugar mamma for a nice decent middle class guy who will really appreciate her – not those hard to please A-listers and billionaires. After all she is 40 and she’s got a lot of miles on her.
@94 I know you’ve been told this before but you’re a moron.
too female for my tastes.
greg m
I’d wrap that broad in ham cappicola.
I’m offended that yous guys didn’t mention me, seeing as da hardcova version my book is currently #1,421 on Amazon and Plato’s Republic is sitting at #257,389.
-Gasparino
@95
No ad hominem attacks please.
You know I’m right.
She needs a cameraman, set designer, stuntman, grip, type.
A mans man – none of these pansy metrosexual A list types and businessmen who cant tell the difference between a hammer and a wrench.
She needs a guy who wont take any of her shit yet who wont compete with her for attention and fame. A guy who wants to be with her for her and not because she’s “Jennifer Aniston”.
She should double date Ping Jiang and Jeff Gundlach.
Who should we set Bess up with?
Might I suggest me? I’m about her age, in good shape, but not as good looking as she, and I’ll gladly stand back and let her get all the attention, all the time!
@101 Watch out though she might write an article about you if you mess up.
Let the bidding begin…..
@102 “Watch out though she might write an article about you if you mess up.”
considering we’ve never seen evidence of her doing that in 3 years, I’d say that’s probably an unfounded fear.
Good Point 102.
Bess first date at beamers?
Good Point 103.
Bess first date at beamers?
she’s not nearly as hot as Erin Burnett … the NEWLY CROWNED winner of the Valentine’s Day poll at http://cnbcbeauties.com
ok … now that that’s overwith I can go back to lucking and not spamming … yahoo hates me
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