And the guy behind me goes, 'Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!'
Tomorrow, Forbes will release its annual list of the richest billionaires in the world. Who will take the number one and two spots? The CNBC brain trust has crunched some numbers and is guessing it’ll be Gates, followed by Buffett. This is all pretty upsetting to everyone in the Oracle’s camp, as it would mark the second year in a row WB came in second place.
Buffs is a pretty good-natured guy, though, and rather than gorging himself on Oreo Blizzards at the thought of being “topped” by Bill Gates, he’s probably preparing a light-hearted concession speech, that starts off like this: “While I must admit it hurts to finish second to Bill, it’s like I always say to the Russ Meyer extras hanging around the Berkshire Hathaway headquarters– you may be bent over a desk and getting screwed from behind, but you’re still getting fucked by a billionaire. And that gotta feel pretty good. Unless it’s nipple clamp Tuesday, in which case, apologies. I’ve got some bag balm in the back that should take care of that.” Or something! No more questions.
Earlier: Folksy Business Wisdom/Abberrant Sex Fetishes– Warrent Buffett’s Greatest Hits
What does this have to do with Greece again?
On days when you’re the only blogger, do you get paid extra, Bess?
@1 become funny before commenting again.
@1, not bad.
Can’t wait!
Signed,
Prince Al-Waleed’s Horse (AKA Papa’s Mustache)
Bess, do you do Greek?
Of course the @3′s will always be here (and are welcome), but at least the recent tech woes or whatever it was has flushed out all the people who race to proclaim a comment “FTW”.
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@2 what you mean “days”? bl has been the only one, more or less, for over a year now.
Buffet > Grape Drink > Billy Gates
@6 do you do funny comments? your showing on this post seems to indicate you do not.
9≠Lil Wayne
Can I join?
PJ
@2 you’d think, wouldn’t you?
Lowly, your attention to detail is enviable.
InfiniteGuest,
Your link is fucking incredible.
Seriously though. What happened to Yael? She was the only non-BL poster who didn’t suck.
@15/14 I was sure the red/blue hawks were going to appear any minute
Infinite G – fuckin a’
It’s like watching a slow train wreck. You can’t tear yout eyes away no matter how much you want to ….
I would love to be on stage with My Pumpkin and My Pal,
soon very soon.
CONGRATULATION GREATEST CHAMPIONS OF ALL TIME….
Sonya ‘aka’ The Liberty
I would love to be on stage with My Pumpkin & My Pal
CONGRATULATION WORLD’S GREATEST CHAMPIONS….
Sonya ‘aka’ The Liberty
this is bullshit! the real buffet always has a blizzard in his left hand.
“Unless it was nipple clamp Tuesday, in which case, apologies. I’ve got some bag balm in the back that should take care of that.”
I love you Bess.
“Nipple clamp Tuesday” = my new favorite Levinism. Right up there with “noted hooker fucker.”