Are you-- are you crying Mr. Vikram? This is a good thing! We've been wanting them to leave forever. Don't go getting Stockholm syndrome on me now. I swear, I'll start calling you Jaycee in public.
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to access Dealbreaker
I don’t have to wear the headscarf! HA!
You say what? You don’t think I hold a white phone? Did you see my horse? You get ready, vic boy! I’ll send my horse over for a visit.
You bend over now and apply some KY before the horse get there.
Um, yeah I need 2 um, t-shirts. Black hyundai? 23rd and 9th? OK 15 minutes.
“Now tell me more about that cell phone thing.”
“Mark? Andy? Sure – I am ready. I have my fishing vest on and everything . . . see you there.”
1978 called – it wants its phone back
this phone isn’t even real
“Tell them I’m a 3.26 bid”
“It’s called a circle what?”
“Yes, hello, I am looking for the Jewel of the Nile.”
What do you mean you are out of pastrami?
“Give me one American dollar or I keel you!”
Having learned from a Dilbert cartoon how outsourcing is one means of cutting costs, overeager Citi executives immediately switch all customer service operations from Bangalore to the company’s Riyadh office.
I opened the doors for you! Showed you how the system works! The value of information! How to *get it*! Fulham oil! Brant resources! Geodynamics! And this is how you fucking pay me back you COCKROACH?
“Durka Durka”
“Carney is gone? And so is Linsday Campbell?”
“Brandon grab Brenda and Andrea head down to the Peach Pit, I’ll pick up Steve and Kelly. Nat just hit me up on my beeper and told me that Dylan is there and has been hitting the sauce again.”
Prince: “I know you’re not standing on your front porch with a bag of money waiting for me to call you. But I’m not some 18-year-old selling a cure for AIDS. I’m 46 years old, I have 22 years market experience, I know this business. So pick up your skirt, grab your balls, and lets go make some money.”
“You idiot! I said Glasgow not Moscow!”
“Wait…I still own that? I thought Pandito’ just met with me for the mustache rides.”
17 ftw
“Well, maybe if I have a running start…how high is the rim?”
@6 Oh yeah, Really? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you.
“Thank you for your pledge, Sir. You are doing a noble thing here and Citi appreciates your donation.”
“I said, my camel hair vest and my wife’s ball gown, you idiot! Not, my wife has gone down on camel balls…
We need a new translator and a new phone!
Anonymous at 2:59 PM – too soon?
First I’m gonna take off your pants….
Then I’m gonna take of your choooose….
great news Vikram! Barney Frank will finally be off your ass!
“You touch my tralala”
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@19 for the win
No. I am not the guy who made “Purple Rain” you idiot.
@19 LOLOLOL…. Too soon but ‘LOL’ nonetheless.
buy a billion shares of C on the cleanup
“Why do I use a corded phone? The NSA can’t eavesdrop on me or triangulate my location, that’s why!”
“Blue Horseshoe loves Citi…”
Money isnt everything, Mortimer.
“Call in the Mutaween and have my decorator incarcerated. There’s a black cord on my white phone.”
“I’m talking about 40 million
fucking Deutschmarks here, Bob.”
“A flunkie at my GQ photo shoot told me he heard that C’s momentum is major, and it will surprise to the upside”
alloh…DB IT Support, things seems better now.
“I’d like 4 girls under age of 16 to be in hotel suite tonight, and tell them to wear purple. I love color purple.”
“Where are the pakoras I ordered, dammit! It’s been 45 minutes…”
ok, blow it.
This Bess Levin knows nothing about Wall Street, doesn’t have a CFA and can’t dance, you say? Vikram, she’s gotta be ideal for Head of Risk.
Where is my Ali Baba Shoes
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Ali baba shoes just incase you wallstreet type do not know what they are
no soup for you!
Thank you Bertha. As you know we at PBS really value those of you who contribute during the fund drives. Every dollar counts. And of course there is the great programming like “Nova”, and great British programming like “Keeping Up Appearances.” Your dollars and your caring help us make programming that cares for you… I know… I know. I’m delighted…yes… thank you. [click] (…bitch)
The Prince volunteers at PBS to show the caring side of the Citi.
19 wins.
You need to plant it 3 meter from the road.
That’s what she said!