The University of Missouri journalism school held a talk at the Harvard Club last night, featuring bird watcher Hank Paulson. The invite specified that the event was off the record, which didn’t sit well with Missouri alum Charlie Gasparino. Chaz doesn’t do off the record, which is why he see your OTR and raises you a “stugatz,” which is something his mother, may she rest in peace, used to say. And you know what? Just for daring to even think that Gaspo would attend your talk without even the possibility of getting a story out of it, what he’s going to do, is he’s going to do, is he’s going to wait for your car to pull up, and get in your face, and ask you questions anyway, with a camera rolling. If you want to blow him off, fine, but just know it’s going to come back to ten-fold (CG’s stugatz where the sun don’t shine).

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  1. Posted by Guest | March 2, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    Quickly, while the commenting window is open. Is he searing off “my sources tell me” completely, or are they grandfathered in?

    BTW it’s only “stugatz” if directed at Stu.

  2. Posted by Bess Levin | March 2, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    @1 I consulted Urban Dictionary, and you’re wrong.

  3. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    @1 sleeps wit da fishes

  4. Posted by Guest | March 2, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    I consulted the Oracle. You’re wrong. Get your onesie on Bess, I’m taking you to the mat on this.

    http://dealbreaker.com/2009/06/charlie-gasparino-recommends-protein-shakes/

  5. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    fugetaboutit

  6. Posted by Guest 5 | March 2, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    omg has anyone seen chatroulette.com ?? seriously WACK

  7. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    @4 yes, I’ve had a field day with it.

    -CG

  8. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 2, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    CG can suck it – first, “love” is the name of the damn car company. he should know better he lives in this town (ok, across the river from this town); secondly, he would have done better if had he asked why the fk hank’s rolling in toyota! most companies use town cars…

  9. Posted by Guest | March 2, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    One more time.

    Get your onesie on. I’m taking you to the mat on this.

    http://dealbreaker.com/2009/06/charlie-gasparino-recommends-protein-shakes/

    Direct from the Oracle.

  10. Posted by Guest | March 2, 2010 at 4:49 PM

    Do you mean “oo gatz?” That’s what Mrs. G used to say. You can look it up.

    I’ll take you to the mat on this. Onesies optional.

  11. Posted by american bandersnatch | March 2, 2010 at 5:04 PM

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  12. Posted by Bess Levin | March 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    slow to the uptake@9- Given that it looks like you logged in just fine, I’d say the only thing indicative of your lack of intelligence is that you’re just realizing now that our site has been sucking hardcore at working for the last 48 hours (/3 weeks).

  13. Posted by Tax Chick | March 2, 2010 at 5:11 PM

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  14. Posted by Heywood Jablome | March 2, 2010 at 5:20 PM

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  15. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    I’ll join you during those 2 weeks Tax Chick.

    -KL

  16. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 5:34 PM

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  17. Posted by Long Squeeze | March 2, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    Gasparino is a Petulant Child.

    -Buhd0nk3y

  18. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 2, 2010 at 5:39 PM

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  19. Posted by Guest | March 2, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    Bunch of goddamned fair weather friends. In sickness and health Bess.

  20. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 5:58 PM

    CG really is a dick

  21. Posted by SubstantiallySignificant | March 2, 2010 at 5:58 PM

    Nice to see CG walking the beat. Next up, “Shame on You” segments.

  22. Posted by txchick69 | March 2, 2010 at 7:05 PM

    I normally wouldn’t be for this, but I think Bessie should offer a free BJ to the IT guy for every day that this site works properly.

    -Not the IT guy-

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  24. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    @16 you moron. DB doesn’t suck DB’s WORTHLESS TECH PEOPLE SUCK. Also, interesting that you keep saying “off to Business Insider!” and yet…are still here. Loser.

  25. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    @taxchick- seconded. and maybe for the loyal readers too?

  26. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    @16 the 4 posts that Bess was actually able to get up today, and that we were able to read, were still 100 times better than the 50 worthless post on BI.

  27. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    @19 agreed

  28. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    Watch Gharlie Gasparino on FOX business. Check your cable guide.

  29. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    Maybe the fools in IT should lay off the curry. God I hope I don’t run into the douche that’s responsible for this placental abortion.

    I wonder whether he (it) has “designed dealbreaker website” on his fucking resume. Knowing these dolt’s probably does.

  30. Posted by Guest | March 2, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    I see how you might think I’m obsessed with wrestling with Bess. Not true – although the piledriver would be fun. Just a little frustrated akin to lackanookie and yes feeling some separation anxiety due to this IT thing.

    – 1, 4, 9, and 10

  31. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    The Dealbreaker IT staff should be lined up and shot. After they dig their own graves. It happened to Greg for a lot less.
    That Douche.
    Love,
    Greg’s Mom

  32. Posted by NakedShort | March 2, 2010 at 10:25 PM

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  33. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 10:48 PM

    @31 strong to quite strong

  34. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 10:49 PM

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  35. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | March 2, 2010 at 11:39 PM

    Bess,

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    -Jeff Macke

  36. Posted by Anonymous | March 2, 2010 at 11:46 PM

    So, is Yaelie fired?

    DB editors not named Bess = Spinal Tap drummers. Dead or status unknown.

  37. Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2010 at 6:35 AM

    Is it me or is this site suddenly faster? Say it isn’t so? Did they finally find the one IT guy out of a hundred tools that actually knows what he’s doing? Only time and today will tell.

  38. Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2010 at 6:37 AM

    Hmmm posting is still a little slow. Wonder how it holds up when more people are reading and posting… time will tell.

  39. Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2010 at 6:38 AM

    oh oh. Looks like one of my posts vanished into oblivion.

    needs work.

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    Bess,

    How long did the vijazzle last?

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    so is CG implying that FOX News currently is NOT the TMZ of the business news channels in expressing his desire to direct the programs in this manner because it seems like mission accomplished even before he arrived.

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