Charlie Gasparino Isn’t Interested In Speaking With Hank Paulson, Or Anyone Else For That Matter, Off The Record

The University of Missouri journalism school held a talk at the Harvard Club last night, featuring bird watcher Hank Paulson. The invite specified that the event was off the record, which didn’t sit well with Missouri alum Charlie Gasparino. Chaz doesn’t do off the record, which is why he see your OTR and raises you a “stugatz,” which is something his mother, may she rest in peace, used to say. And you know what? Just for daring to even think that Gaspo would attend your talk without even the possibility of getting a story out of it, what he’s going to do, is he’s going to do, is he’s going to wait for your car to pull up, and get in your face, and ask you questions anyway, with a camera rolling. If you want to blow him off, fine, but just know it’s going to come back to ten-fold (CG’s stugatz where the sun don’t shine).

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91 Responses to “Charlie Gasparino Isn’t Interested In Speaking With Hank Paulson, Or Anyone Else For That Matter, Off The Record”

  1. Guest says:

    Quickly, while the commenting window is open. Is he searing off “my sources tell me” completely, or are they grandfathered in?

    BTW it’s only “stugatz” if directed at Stu.

  2. Bess Levin says:

    @1 I consulted Urban Dictionary, and you’re wrong.

  3. Anonymous says:

    @1 sleeps wit da fishes

  4. Guest says:

    I consulted the Oracle. You’re wrong. Get your onesie on Bess, I’m taking you to the mat on this.

  5. Anonymous says:


  6. Guest 5 says:

    omg has anyone seen ?? seriously WACK

  7. Anonymous says:

    @4 yes, I’ve had a field day with it.


  8. Investorcluzo says:

    CG can suck it – first, “love” is the name of the damn car company. he should know better he lives in this town (ok, across the river from this town); secondly, he would have done better if had he asked why the fk hank’s rolling in toyota! most companies use town cars…

  9. Guest says:

    One more time.

    Get your onesie on. I’m taking you to the mat on this.

    Direct from the Oracle.

  10. Guest says:

    Do you mean “oo gatz?” That’s what Mrs. G used to say. You can look it up.

    I’ll take you to the mat on this. Onesies optional.

  11. american bandersnatch says:

    Either your site sucks ass or I failed the intelligence test that is the log in procedure. Either way, it’s disappointing.

  12. Bess Levin says:

    slow to the uptake@9- Given that it looks like you logged in just fine, I’d say the only thing indicative of your lack of intelligence is that you’re just realizing now that our site has been sucking hardcore at working for the last 48 hours (/3 weeks).

  13. Tax Chick says:

    @AB – the site sucks donkey balls at the moment. I had to reset my password and reset my details. Took 2 days and numerous crashes. I’m on the verge of going on a 2 week bender and seeing if things improve when I sober up.

  14. Heywood Jablome says:

    @7 Hes rolling up in a hybrid cus HP sauce cares about the forests and squirrels.

  15. Anonymous says:

    I’ll join you during those 2 weeks Tax Chick.


  16. Anonymous says:

    This site now officially sucks more than Linda Lovelace on steroids. Such a waste. It used to be really good. But enough is enough. Off to Business Insider.

  17. Long Squeeze says:

    Gasparino is a Petulant Child.


  18. Investorcluzo says:

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  19. Guest says:

    Bunch of goddamned fair weather friends. In sickness and health Bess.

  20. Anonymous says:

    CG really is a dick

  21. SubstantiallySignificant says:

    Nice to see CG walking the beat. Next up, “Shame on You” segments.

  22. txchick69 says:

    I normally wouldn’t be for this, but I think Bessie should offer a free BJ to the IT guy for every day that this site works properly.

    -Not the IT guy-

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  24. Anonymous says:

    @16 you moron. DB doesn’t suck DB’s WORTHLESS TECH PEOPLE SUCK. Also, interesting that you keep saying “off to Business Insider!” and yet…are still here. Loser.

  25. Anonymous says:

    @taxchick- seconded. and maybe for the loyal readers too?

  26. Anonymous says:

    @16 the 4 posts that Bess was actually able to get up today, and that we were able to read, were still 100 times better than the 50 worthless post on BI.

  27. Anonymous says:

    @19 agreed

  28. Anonymous says:

    Watch Gharlie Gasparino on FOX business. Check your cable guide.

  29. Anonymous says:

    Maybe the fools in IT should lay off the curry. God I hope I don’t run into the douche that’s responsible for this placental abortion.

    I wonder whether he (it) has “designed dealbreaker website” on his fucking resume. Knowing these dolt’s probably does.

  30. Guest says:

    I see how you might think I’m obsessed with wrestling with Bess. Not true – although the piledriver would be fun. Just a little frustrated akin to lackanookie and yes feeling some separation anxiety due to this IT thing.

    – 1, 4, 9, and 10

  31. Anonymous says:

    The Dealbreaker IT staff should be lined up and shot. After they dig their own graves. It happened to Greg for a lot less.
    That Douche.
    Greg’s Mom

  32. NakedShort says:

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  33. Anonymous says:

    @31 strong to quite strong

  34. Anonymous says:

    This website fucking sucks shit

  35. Bess,

    I’m going to duct tape a router to your left ankle, and handcuff your right wrist to my respective left. I will then place you on a dolly, along with Breaking Media’s payroll device, and roll you to 28th and Lex. It is here that you shall stay for 2 days/2 weeks (time completely dependent on BM’s pay cycle), until the IT department discovers their direct deposit did not go through. Looking to score some money from family, they’ll finally make their way to our (then) current location, only to find you posting from an internet cafe, using as the new domain. They’ll apologize profusely, yet you won’t accept. You’ll complain about the skin irritation caused my duct tape and tell them to “Bleed from the ass, after getting fucked by 17 hawks.” I will be thrown off by this language. However, I will follow through with something more rational, such as “Car people, I will duct tape hamburgers to the sides of your face unless you get your shit together.” They will get their shit together, and, once again, will function correctly. This is the only way.

    -Jeff Macke

  36. Anonymous says:

    So, is Yaelie fired?

    DB editors not named Bess = Spinal Tap drummers. Dead or status unknown.

  37. Anonymous says:

    Is it me or is this site suddenly faster? Say it isn’t so? Did they finally find the one IT guy out of a hundred tools that actually knows what he’s doing? Only time and today will tell.

  38. Anonymous says:

    Hmmm posting is still a little slow. Wonder how it holds up when more people are reading and posting… time will tell.

  39. Anonymous says:

    oh oh. Looks like one of my posts vanished into oblivion.

    needs work.

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  43. Anonymous says:

    so is CG implying that FOX News currently is NOT the TMZ of the business news channels in expressing his desire to direct the programs in this manner because it seems like mission accomplished even before he arrived.

  44. Anonymous says:

    Fox has a business channel now?

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