• 04 Mar 2010 at 5:55 PM

Citigroup Couple Gets Married At Apple Store, Thanks Steve Jobs, Snubs Vikram

By Bess Levin

We missed this a few weeks ago but since their colleagues begged for a post-as-wedding-gift, here ya go. Lovebirds Josh and Ting Li exchanged vows on Valentine’s Day at Apple’s flagship Fifth Avenue store. Ting came up with the idea to have the ceremony (and include the phrase “I love you more than [an iPhone]” in her vows) because her man first worked up the courage to strike up a conversation with her when he heard she was looking to by an iPod, and from there their love of “everything Apple bloomed.” So, kind of cute, if you’re into shit that inspires tears and hurt feelings in Vikram Pandit. ‘Cause you know what these two failed to mention? That their loved blossomed at Citi, where they worked together for two years (and where Josh still works as a VP in the Equity Capital Markets Group). Fuckers should’ve wed in the space allocated for the Zen Garden. Alwaleed or Parsons would’ve gotten ordained. But, whatever! Best wishes and all that.

Comments (18)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 4, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    fail

  2. 2
    Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    @1 wedding fail?

  3. 3
    Posted by Holy | March 4, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    This has to be fake. Nobody with any self respect would do that

  4. 4
    Posted by Guest | March 4, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    WTF!!!!

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 6:26 PM

    @3 nope. real.

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    Where’s Erin Burnett? Did she get engaged?Married? Abort?

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    I think I saw this couple taking wedding pictures in Prospect Park!

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 7:17 PM

    “US Taxpayer Pays for Apple Product Promotions”

    -ZeroHedge

  9. 9
    Posted by ZH | March 4, 2010 at 7:17 PM

    “US Taxpayer Pays for Apple Product Promotions”

    -ZeroHedge

  10. 10
    Posted by SubstantiallySignificant | March 4, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    Did they use Roger Ebert’s computer-generated voice to take their vows?

  11. 11
    Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    And they put this on YT for all to see? WOW.

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 7:27 PM

    tools

  13. 13
    Posted by Mitch Cumstein | March 4, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    Josh: what the fuck were you thinking?!?!?

    You know Vikram loves weddings. Was this out of spite? You were afraid he’d get pissed when you refused to play the Chicken Dance song? Indians aren’t “Asian” enough? You were afraid he’d get drunk, become a tickle-monster, and switch the focus?

    Regardless, that Asian Steve Jobs doppelgänger should’ve been Vikram. I know he would’ve memorized the vows, instead of citing them from a fucking i-phone.

    BTW, who did your hair, Ting? You’ve got a faux rat-tail.

  14. 14
    Posted by steve | March 4, 2010 at 8:09 PM

    This has to be fake. Nobody with any self respect would work at citi

  15. 15
    Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    i used to work @ citi also & feel in love w/ one of my cubicle mates & it worked for a couple of years till citi laid off everyone in my office. so much of love @ CITI!! LOL

  16. 16
    Posted by anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    losers

  17. 17
    Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 10:08 PM

    @14 do these two strike you as having self-respect?

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | March 5, 2010 at 12:08 AM

    “Video removed by user”

    Clearly Ting wouldn’t let Josh’s tong in until this was yanked.

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