• 30 Mar 2010 at 3:30 PM

Fashion Meets Finance Is Back

What’s this joyous news you hear? The next Fashion Meets Finance is taking place April 8. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the even, FMF is based on the idea that “women in fashion need men who can facilitate their pre-30 marriage/retirement plan, and men in finance need women who will allow them to leverage their career in their dating equity.”

If you’re into that shit, do take a few moments now to sign up. Alternatively, mark it down on your calendar as the night you need to remember to walk by the Empire Hotel and throw a grenade in the place. Also, as has been the case with this thing in the past, there appears to be some foul play afoot with the RSVP list.

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  1. Posted by Lloyd Blankfein | March 30, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    FOUND A FULL CAN OF TAB UNDER THE DESK, THE AFTERNOON NOT COMPLETELY FUCKED.

  2. Posted by Chris T. | March 30, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    I’m in!

  3. Posted by He-Man gif guy | March 30, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    I now have no choice but to break out the He Man animated *gif once again.

  4. Posted by Anal_yst | March 30, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    well, I guess since FMF has declared the recession over, it must be, no?

  5. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    Bess – nice to see you’re attending!

  6. Posted by guesty-mcGuest | March 30, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    holy crap are the girls in their gallery ugly

  7. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    @5 nice to see you can’t read between the lines/tags. (“there appears to be some foul play afoot with the RSVP list.” + “I’m flattered but I already have plans to do anything else”)

  8. Posted by anon | March 30, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    STORM WARNING: a douche storm is forecast to strike the NYC area on April 8th.

  9. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    still waiting for the FMUBD (fashion meets unemployed big dicks)

  10. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 30, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    nice, I see shia is attending…does he qualify as fashion, finance or both?

  11. Posted by Tito | March 30, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    With there be a Cankles competition?

  12. Posted by Ricky M | March 30, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    Do latin pop stars count as fashion?

  13. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    Head Bouf should be a tag

  14. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    I like that Handbridge Capital is repping strong…3rd RSVP

  15. Posted by Richie Bottles | March 30, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    The after party’s at Nouriel Roubini’s loft.

  16. Posted by NakedShort | March 30, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    @14 its a fake our vending machines make more money than that

  17. Posted by Guest | March 30, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    This should be live-blogged in the name of investigative reporting. Please?!

  18. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    @7 – really? You’re KIDDING ME? You mean Bess didn’t actually sign up? Wow . . . man, I’m sure glad you were here to teach me something today.

    –5

  19. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    Tossing a grenade, well that’s a tad harsh. http://xrl.us/Takeaflamethrowertoit

  20. Posted by trojan | March 30, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    @15
    And after the party, its the hotel lobby.
    -r. kelly

  21. Posted by Heigh Mann | March 30, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    Dammit – they’re not accepting, or at least posting, images.

    -3

  22. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    Meet women who want to spend your money. You can get that at a bar

  23. Posted by Anal_yst | March 30, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    @NS
    I was wondering what a “P.M.B.” was doing claiming to be from HBC making only $100-150m, thanks for clearing it up.

  24. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    Ping Jiang – Forced Entry Capital

  25. Posted by Tax Chick | March 30, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    @12/ Ricky M – Despite what you think, you are still not a woman of fashion.

  26. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    I hope the Ponz master’s bruises clear up prior to showing up.

  27. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | March 30, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    Dis is what is called a symbiotic relationship. I gotta good vocabulary, ya know, cultivated from years of practicing cutting edge financial join-a-lism.

    - The Thug

  28. Posted by Tax Chick | March 30, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    Whoever is responsible for Walter Fuques is just awesome, IMHO.

  29. Posted by WTF | March 30, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    TC – thanks, but sadly, my entry pales next to that of Forced Entry Capital.

  30. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    Anal_yst, what are you wearing?

    Brian Williams

  31. Posted by creditquant | March 30, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    Gold diggers meeting wanna-bes… poetic justice I suppose.

    Now you can lie about how you don’t mind making $30K in Manhattan and he can lie about how he doesn’t mind working long hours for $200K. Together you’ll net out to Canal street designer lower middle class.

  32. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    TC – nice to see you’re going too!

  33. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    Chris theoharris is wet in anticipation of all that premo tail

  34. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    I had to close the guest list after the uncontrollable laughter had my cube mates wonder what was going on. Thanks to everyone for the late afternoon pick-me-up.

  35. Posted by Tax Chick | March 30, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    @32 – Sadly it is an imposter and a not very creative one at that.

  36. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    OMG. That RSVP list is a disaster area. My co-workers are staring at me as if I just lost it.

  37. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    @3/21 Welcome back. You are a legend.

    -36

  38. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    @tax i have to admit that by my standards it’s fucking hilarious. You know you smiled … admit it.

  39. Posted by volatilitysmile | March 30, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    @ 37 – Am I chopped liver? After all these things you make me do?

  40. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    S. LeBouf | LeBouf Investments | Head Bouf

    FTW

  41. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    Classic work

  42. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 6:02 PM

    Greg Michaels, Douche Canoe, Captain … nostalgic

  43. Posted by Cbass | March 30, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    Ben Bernanke
    Fraudulent Economy Developers inc
    Head Liar
    Under $50,000

  44. Posted by TGFD | March 30, 2010 at 7:06 PM
  45. Posted by TGFD | March 30, 2010 at 7:33 PM

    @44 = impostor

    The Gay From Delaware

  46. Posted by TGFD | March 30, 2010 at 7:56 PM

    @44, 45

    LIARS!

    The Guy From Delaware

  47. Posted by TGFD | March 30, 2010 at 7:59 PM

    @ 44, 45, 46

    OYE VEY YOU EVIL SCHVARTZE SCHLEPS!

    The Goy From Delaware

  48. Posted by TGFD | March 30, 2010 at 8:28 PM

    @ 44, 45, 46, 47

    All lies.

    The Gook From Delaware

  49. Posted by TGFD | March 30, 2010 at 8:42 PM

    Bah Fangool. All of you.

    The Guido from Delaware

  50. Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 11:30 PM

    Somebody’s pissed. They redirected from the link on this page to Twitter. It’s possible to work around, just funny.

  51. Posted by Head Bouf Author | March 30, 2010 at 11:38 PM

    @40 – thank you.

    - Author of more FMF signups and DB comments than is probably healthy

  52. Posted by Picture | March 31, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    how do you get around the twitter re-direct?????

  53. Posted by Anonymous | March 31, 2010 at 9:22 AM

    @52 – hit “stop” on your browser when it starts to redirect

  54. Posted by Anonymous | March 31, 2010 at 9:30 AM

    @52 wait what? what is the “twitter redirect”?

  55. Posted by TGFD | March 31, 2010 at 12:29 PM

    TGFD is very dissappointed in DB management for allowing a clown who identifies himself as “The Gay From Delaware” to register on DB with my moniker.

    You never let me register, but you let this fucking idiot use my name which links to a fucking faggot website.

    Shame on you, Bess Levin.

    The Guy from Delaware

  56. Posted by Anonymous | March 31, 2010 at 12:33 PM

    The guy from Delaware is the fucking worst.

  57. Posted by guest | March 31, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    “Sir Dorchester Von Happenstance Blaufrankisch El Greco bin Mcgillicuddy XVI” made me lol. thank you.

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  59. Posted by Emmi Bances | May 17, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    This event is fun…everytime i see it , i enjoy even more…waiting curiously!!!

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