What’s this joyous news you hear? The next Fashion Meets Finance is taking place April 8. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the even, FMF is based on the idea that “women in fashion need men who can facilitate their pre-30 marriage/retirement plan, and men in finance need women who will allow them to leverage their career in their dating equity.”
If you’re into that shit, do take a few moments now to sign up. Alternatively, mark it down on your calendar as the night you need to remember to walk by the Empire Hotel and throw a grenade in the place. Also, as has been the case with this thing in the past, there appears to be some foul play afoot with the RSVP list.
FOUND A FULL CAN OF TAB UNDER THE DESK, THE AFTERNOON NOT COMPLETELY FUCKED.
I’m in!
I now have no choice but to break out the He Man animated *gif once again.
well, I guess since FMF has declared the recession over, it must be, no?
Bess – nice to see you’re attending!
holy crap are the girls in their gallery ugly
@5 nice to see you can’t read between the lines/tags. (“there appears to be some foul play afoot with the RSVP list.” + “I’m flattered but I already have plans to do anything else”)
STORM WARNING: a douche storm is forecast to strike the NYC area on April 8th.
still waiting for the FMUBD (fashion meets unemployed big dicks)
nice, I see shia is attending…does he qualify as fashion, finance or both?
With there be a Cankles competition?
Do latin pop stars count as fashion?
Head Bouf should be a tag
I like that Handbridge Capital is repping strong…3rd RSVP
The after party’s at Nouriel Roubini’s loft.
@14 its a fake our vending machines make more money than that
This should be live-blogged in the name of investigative reporting. Please?!
@7 – really? You’re KIDDING ME? You mean Bess didn’t actually sign up? Wow . . . man, I’m sure glad you were here to teach me something today.
–5
Tossing a grenade, well that’s a tad harsh. http://xrl.us/Takeaflamethrowertoit
@15
And after the party, its the hotel lobby.
-r. kelly
Dammit – they’re not accepting, or at least posting, images.
-3
Meet women who want to spend your money. You can get that at a bar
@NS
I was wondering what a “P.M.B.” was doing claiming to be from HBC making only $100-150m, thanks for clearing it up.
Ping Jiang – Forced Entry Capital
@12/ Ricky M – Despite what you think, you are still not a woman of fashion.
I hope the Ponz master’s bruises clear up prior to showing up.
Dis is what is called a symbiotic relationship. I gotta good vocabulary, ya know, cultivated from years of practicing cutting edge financial join-a-lism.
- The Thug
Whoever is responsible for Walter Fuques is just awesome, IMHO.
TC – thanks, but sadly, my entry pales next to that of Forced Entry Capital.
Anal_yst, what are you wearing?
Brian Williams
Gold diggers meeting wanna-bes… poetic justice I suppose.
Now you can lie about how you don’t mind making $30K in Manhattan and he can lie about how he doesn’t mind working long hours for $200K. Together you’ll net out to Canal street designer lower middle class.
TC – nice to see you’re going too!
Chris theoharris is wet in anticipation of all that premo tail
I had to close the guest list after the uncontrollable laughter had my cube mates wonder what was going on. Thanks to everyone for the late afternoon pick-me-up.
@32 – Sadly it is an imposter and a not very creative one at that.
OMG. That RSVP list is a disaster area. My co-workers are staring at me as if I just lost it.
@3/21 Welcome back. You are a legend.
-36
@tax i have to admit that by my standards it’s fucking hilarious. You know you smiled … admit it.
@ 37 – Am I chopped liver? After all these things you make me do?
S. LeBouf | LeBouf Investments | Head Bouf
FTW
Classic work
Greg Michaels, Douche Canoe, Captain … nostalgic
Ben Bernanke
Fraudulent Economy Developers inc
Head Liar
Under $50,000
Give me back that Filet-O-Fish! Give me that Fish!
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local-beat/McDonalds-Customer-Cant-Wait-Crawls-Through-Drive-In-Window-for-Fish-Sandwich-89503302.html
HaHaHa!!!
The Guy From Delaware
@44 = impostor
The Gay From Delaware
@44, 45
LIARS!
The Guy From Delaware
@ 44, 45, 46
OYE VEY YOU EVIL SCHVARTZE SCHLEPS!
The Goy From Delaware
@ 44, 45, 46, 47
All lies.
The Gook From Delaware
Bah Fangool. All of you.
The Guido from Delaware
Somebody’s pissed. They redirected from the link on this page to Twitter. It’s possible to work around, just funny.
@40 – thank you.
- Author of more FMF signups and DB comments than is probably healthy
how do you get around the twitter re-direct?????
@52 – hit “stop” on your browser when it starts to redirect
@52 wait what? what is the “twitter redirect”?
TGFD is very dissappointed in DB management for allowing a clown who identifies himself as “The Gay From Delaware” to register on DB with my moniker.
You never let me register, but you let this fucking idiot use my name which links to a fucking faggot website.
Shame on you, Bess Levin.
The Guy from Delaware
The guy from Delaware is the fucking worst.
“Sir Dorchester Von Happenstance Blaufrankisch El Greco bin Mcgillicuddy XVI” made me lol. thank you.
Thanks for the information you have provided here its really great…..i love it …..the site is really good there is lots of stuff to read,,,great job..how can you manage this..
This event is fun…everytime i see it , i enjoy even more…waiting curiously!!!
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