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Fashion Meets Finance Is Back

What’s this joyous news you hear? The next Fashion Meets Finance is taking place April 8. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the even, FMF is based on the idea that “women in fashion need men who can facilitate their pre-30 marriage/retirement plan, and men in finance need women who will allow them to leverage their career in their dating equity.”

If you’re into that shit, do take a few moments now to sign up. Alternatively, mark it down on your calendar as the night you need to remember to walk by the Empire Hotel and throw a grenade in the place. Also, as has been the case with this thing in the past, there appears to be some foul play afoot with the RSVP list.

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59 Responses to “Fashion Meets Finance Is Back”

  1. FOUND A FULL CAN OF TAB UNDER THE DESK, THE AFTERNOON NOT COMPLETELY FUCKED.

  2. Chris T. says:

    I’m in!

  3. He-Man gif guy says:

    I now have no choice but to break out the He Man animated *gif once again.

  4. Anal_yst says:

    well, I guess since FMF has declared the recession over, it must be, no?

  5. Anonymous says:

    Bess – nice to see you’re attending!

  6. guesty-mcGuest says:

    holy crap are the girls in their gallery ugly

  7. Anonymous says:

    @5 nice to see you can’t read between the lines/tags. (“there appears to be some foul play afoot with the RSVP list.” + “I’m flattered but I already have plans to do anything else”)

  8. anon says:

    STORM WARNING: a douche storm is forecast to strike the NYC area on April 8th.

  9. Anonymous says:

    still waiting for the FMUBD (fashion meets unemployed big dicks)

  10. nice, I see shia is attending…does he qualify as fashion, finance or both?

  11. Tito says:

    With there be a Cankles competition?

  12. Ricky M says:

    Do latin pop stars count as fashion?

  13. Anonymous says:

    Head Bouf should be a tag

  14. Anonymous says:

    I like that Handbridge Capital is repping strong…3rd RSVP

  15. Richie Bottles says:

    The after party’s at Nouriel Roubini’s loft.

  16. NakedShort says:

    @14 its a fake our vending machines make more money than that

  17. Guest says:

    This should be live-blogged in the name of investigative reporting. Please?!

  18. Anonymous says:

    @7 – really? You’re KIDDING ME? You mean Bess didn’t actually sign up? Wow . . . man, I’m sure glad you were here to teach me something today.

    –5

  19. Anonymous says:

    Tossing a grenade, well that’s a tad harsh. http://xrl.us/Takeaflamethrowertoit

  20. trojan says:

    @15
    And after the party, its the hotel lobby.
    -r. kelly

  21. Heigh Mann says:

    Dammit – they’re not accepting, or at least posting, images.

    -3

  22. Anonymous says:

    Meet women who want to spend your money. You can get that at a bar

  23. Anal_yst says:

    @NS
    I was wondering what a “P.M.B.” was doing claiming to be from HBC making only $100-150m, thanks for clearing it up.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Ping Jiang – Forced Entry Capital

  25. Tax Chick says:

    @12/ Ricky M – Despite what you think, you are still not a woman of fashion.

  26. Anonymous says:

    I hope the Ponz master’s bruises clear up prior to showing up.

  27. Dis is what is called a symbiotic relationship. I gotta good vocabulary, ya know, cultivated from years of practicing cutting edge financial join-a-lism.

    – The Thug

  28. Tax Chick says:

    Whoever is responsible for Walter Fuques is just awesome, IMHO.

  29. WTF says:

    TC – thanks, but sadly, my entry pales next to that of Forced Entry Capital.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Anal_yst, what are you wearing?

    Brian Williams

  31. creditquant says:

    Gold diggers meeting wanna-bes… poetic justice I suppose.

    Now you can lie about how you don’t mind making $30K in Manhattan and he can lie about how he doesn’t mind working long hours for $200K. Together you’ll net out to Canal street designer lower middle class.

  32. Anonymous says:

    TC – nice to see you’re going too!

  33. Anonymous says:

    Chris theoharris is wet in anticipation of all that premo tail

  34. Anonymous says:

    I had to close the guest list after the uncontrollable laughter had my cube mates wonder what was going on. Thanks to everyone for the late afternoon pick-me-up.

  35. Tax Chick says:

    @32 – Sadly it is an imposter and a not very creative one at that.

  36. Anonymous says:

    OMG. That RSVP list is a disaster area. My co-workers are staring at me as if I just lost it.

  37. Anonymous says:

    @3/21 Welcome back. You are a legend.

    -36

  38. Anonymous says:

    @tax i have to admit that by my standards it’s fucking hilarious. You know you smiled … admit it.

  39. @ 37 – Am I chopped liver? After all these things you make me do?

  40. Anonymous says:

    S. LeBouf | LeBouf Investments | Head Bouf

    FTW

  41. Anonymous says:

    Classic work

  42. Anonymous says:

    Greg Michaels, Douche Canoe, Captain … nostalgic

  43. Cbass says:

    Ben Bernanke
    Fraudulent Economy Developers inc
    Head Liar
    Under $50,000

  44. TGFD says:

    @44 = impostor

    The Gay From Delaware

  45. TGFD says:

    @44, 45

    LIARS!

    The Guy From Delaware

  46. TGFD says:

    @ 44, 45, 46

    OYE VEY YOU EVIL SCHVARTZE SCHLEPS!

    The Goy From Delaware

  47. TGFD says:

    @ 44, 45, 46, 47

    All lies.

    The Gook From Delaware

  48. TGFD says:

    Bah Fangool. All of you.

    The Guido from Delaware

  49. Anonymous says:

    Somebody’s pissed. They redirected from the link on this page to Twitter. It’s possible to work around, just funny.

  50. Head Bouf Author says:

    @40 – thank you.

    – Author of more FMF signups and DB comments than is probably healthy

  51. Picture says:

    how do you get around the twitter re-direct?????

  52. Anonymous says:

    @52 – hit “stop” on your browser when it starts to redirect

  53. Anonymous says:

    @52 wait what? what is the “twitter redirect”?

  54. TGFD says:

    TGFD is very dissappointed in DB management for allowing a clown who identifies himself as “The Gay From Delaware” to register on DB with my moniker.

    You never let me register, but you let this fucking idiot use my name which links to a fucking faggot website.

    Shame on you, Bess Levin.

    The Guy from Delaware

  55. Anonymous says:

    The guy from Delaware is the fucking worst.

  56. guest says:

    “Sir Dorchester Von Happenstance Blaufrankisch El Greco bin Mcgillicuddy XVI” made me lol. thank you.

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  58. Emmi Bances says:

    This event is fun…everytime i see it , i enjoy even more…waiting curiously!!!

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