He was just doing it out of the kindness of his heart. And the tightness in his pants.
The former Moffatt readily admitted to while pleading guilty yesterday, telling the judge he he violated securities laws because he wanted he knew “the information would be helpful to Chiesi in performing her job.” The latter theory we came to on our own, based on the fact that a) Moffatt received no money for passing his hot tips on to Chiesi (who he described as a “friend”) and b) the noted allure of Danielle’s “short skirts, low-cut tops and red fishnet stockings,” plus her moves on the dance floor (“One of [Chiesi's] ploys was to go barhopping with a group, and then peel someone off to talk to on the dance floor, says a person who attended conferences with her”). Apparently so strong is the bond of friendship between Moffatt and Chiesi that he’s refusing to cooperate with prosecutors in going after her (or Raj). Also, there’s this:
After the short hearing, Moffat stood outside the courthouse crying in light rain as photographers snapped photos of him.
I did it all for the nookie.
her?
*IBM
There needs to be a “fishnets on former hotties” tag or something.
-Guy who thinks of tags, or something.
crying in the light rain is the new killing it
@2 FTW (assuming that was an AD reference)
what, is she funny or something?
Ulysses Everett McGill: Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.
Delmar O’Donnell: Ok, Everett.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Hit by a train! Truth means nothing to a woman, Delmar. Triumph of the subjective. You ever been with a woman?
Delmar O’Donnell: Well, I… I… I gotta get the family farm back before I can start thinking about that.
Ulysses Everett McGill: That’s right, if then. Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
If he’s crying now imagine when he’s getting the Ping Jiang treatment in prison…….that’ll break his heart alright….
@9 – I’m not sure they allow markers or highlighters in prison.
that guy would have to be really desperate to go after that slob
@11 – He ain’t that much of a looker himself. Beggers can’t be choosers… just sayin.
I did it for Anal_yst.
-a passover admirer of your work
+/- Brigitte Nielsen circa Flav
@1 – The what?
@CL – I see what you did there.
@13
Flattery will get you everywhere.
–guilted into going to seder in NJ tonight, bah
Once agains, sex gets in the way of finance and look at what happens. One minute your a BSD spanking the ass of some chippie like the bottom of an empty, opaque salt shaker and the next you’re weeping on the steps of the Federal Courthouse. And it was partly because of the best hard pounding, sweat slinging, guttoral noise making, breathless sweet grunting on the way to a personal countdown to the end of the best 2 minutes of your sex life. Is that all there is? Seriously. Is that all?
~Sigmund Freud
The lengths to which some men will go in an effort to sate a taboo beastiality fantasy. Tsk tsk.
You beast. You savage. Bark like a dog for me, come on bark like a dog.
I can’t stand dese BSDs dat make lame excuses when dey get cawt wit dare hands in da fuckin’ cannoli box. I neva make any excuses, cuz I don’t need to. My join-a-listic standids is beyond fuckin’ reproach. Dats why my critics fear me.
- Thug
Wouldn’t hit that for practice – what a dope
We’ve got a pond, and a pool. Pond would be good for you.
She sucked it out of him. I know, I get my info this way all the time.
Maria B.
What’s wrong Bob? Killing European sales and killing the PC business wasn’t good enough for you? You had to go for the whole enchalada?
What a shocker … an IBM exec with no morals or ethics !
Hey ..leave my man Bobby alone….. like I always say… the only people who’s opinion I value are the one’s making me money. Who’s going to stuff the coffers with cheap labor now that he’s gone….mmmm.. get Joanne on the line..stat!
-Sammy the “Pee”
*Most oft used quote at Somers in last 6 months – “Bob Moffat? .. I would say hello in the hallway, but did not really know the guy”
so essentially he paid her