Apparently it’s March Madness day on Dealbreaker and while I know basically nothing of the sport I do know these things to be true:
1) Supposedly, Syracuse knows its way around the court
2) That they’re playing tonight
3) That they have a chance to go all the way
4) That fans and alums erroneously believe that calling the place ‘Cuse is cool
I also know something significantly more important than Syracuse University: James Dimon. And the fact that he’s about to become an honorary Orangeman. And in case you’ve failed to notice, Jamie Dimon is a winner and he will not be made a fool (I’m looking at you Atlanta prosecutors). He accepted this speaking engagement on the condition that he would be addressing champions. Don’t fuck this up.
Bess- Come over here and I will teach you the basics. First you cup the balls……
Orangemen is NOT the preferred nomenclature. Citrus-Americans, please.
Is Dimon seriously having an assistant hold an umbrella over his head? For real??? What a h@mo
@3 – that’s so P Diddy
Not just any umbrella. A JPMorgan Chase logo umbrella.
ahh yes, The Harvard of Central New York…..
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@7 that was in opening bell. STAY FOCUSED.
@8 / BL, I don’t know how you do it, but even that simple statement turned me on.
@9
Down, boy.
Wtf. Is this an interweb a porn chat room now?
@11 what do you mean “now”?
@BL – They can’t help themselves. Perhaps their mothers’ repeatedly dropped them on their tiny soft heads.
@bess my bad. It has *always* been so. I shall name no names but Tax Chick and Cluzo come to mind.
Anal_yst and Headless have been lovers with the lights on for quite some time, too.
-a guy who knows things about people
@14 – Please… it’s been a long time happening.
@2 FTW
@Tax Chick,
Does your D hang low? does it wobble at your toes? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulders like a Continental soldier? Does. Your. D. Hang. Low?
@18 – What’s with the pussy language? Afraid to type dick, dong, schlong, wanger, one-eyed monster… masturbate in the dark? Afraid to look? Blush when you go to the doctor? Grow up!
GO CUSE!
18 has poop coming out of his peepee, which as we all know is the grossest form of poop.
@19/TC,
I don’t work at Citi. Maybe that’s my “problem.”
Epic 2d post
@23 what is a “2d post”?
@24 – 2d is lawyer for 2nd. Force of habit.
@25 okay…I still don’t get it…this is an epic 2nd post? (sorry, not being an asshole, legitimately don’t understand what you’re trying to say.)
POST #2 WAS AWESOME!
-23/25
You can’t spell SUCKS without SU…..Go Bulldogs!
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN
@ anon4life
does your thang hang low?
Mine be dragging on tha floor
ain’t got no room in the briefs
I be going comando
splooooge
Ruhhh rohhhhhhhh
He should be visiting Le Moyne College. They beat Syracuse.
bess is so funny in a really good way.
I wonder about what JP Morgan executives will say once the media finds out about that the student body didn’t elect Dimon to be their speaker.
One student told me that they are petitioning him to step down. If he doesn’t, the students are going to boo and turn their backs to him during his speech. That has got to be embarrassing.