Some of the most respected members of society let Twizzlers dangle from their mouths. Fact.
So, Lenny Dykstra has asked a judge to dismiss his bankruptcy case. Why? Nails has a reason.
“Bottom line, you don’t belong in bankruptcy when you have $100 million in assets,” Dykstra said Tuesday in a telephone interview.
Oh, okay $100 million in assets, that makes sense. LD has another good reason for his request, which is that he’d like to “once again claim his role as a productive member of society,” emphasis ours. He’s made a lot of strides in that direction, namely with the founding of a new firm, Nails Investments, but he really wants this scarlet ‘b’ taken off his chest. To that end, if the judge will do this for him, LD has promised to give up shitting on the floor and ripping bathroom fixtures out of people’s houses. And the crack. He’ll give up the crack, you can take that away right now. No wait, not, he’s not ready for that. Shoot is it too late? [Bites fist, pulls hair, wonders WHAT HAVE I DONE?]
So the problem isn’t that he’s illiquid…it’s that he’s too liquid, all over the floor? Got it.
so regal. so so regal.
“Bottom line, you don’t belong in bankruptcy when you have $100 million in assets,” Dykstra said Tuesday in a telephone interview.
I see no flaw with that line of reasoning. NONE. Anyone who disagrees is obviously a moron.
~AIG Quant
He fooled me by skipping conversion to chap. 7 and moving to step three, dismissal. He’s still on track for the last stop, bankruptcy fraud and jail time.
I stand corrected. The case was converted. Batting 1.000 so far.
Leave the poor turd alone. I just read his wikipedia entry. Sad, sad, sad.
did he pour bleach on his head or something?
No, no, no… Lenny. They have to be YOUR assets. You can’t claim assets that have been seized, foreclosed, or otherwise taken away from you.
unless you’ve got $101 million in liabilities
Lenny has more assets in his little pinkie than Tax Chick (bcuz ur a female) does in her entire body!
@10 how long did it take you to come up with that one?
“Little pinkie.” That’s a cute name for it. Must be comfortable in his manhood to call it that.
Okay… what is with the misogynistic fuckwags posting on DB. Your mommy not love you enough, maybe she fucked your brother in front of you. Whatever your problem is, go stuff a 13 inch dildo up your ass and STFU.
TC, you make me horny with that kind of talk.
Anal_yst
@10, not long I copied it from Anchorman. @13, don’t reflect your insecurities on me. It’s not my fault your not man enough to take a 13 incher, freakin 12 year old asian boys can handle that
he’s got a point
Ping
16=racist. examine your motives.
Dykstra must be a Democrat.
TC–what color panties u rockin today?
@19 She doesn’t wear panties, they irritate her yeast infection.
@10 sorry, what? TC isn’t MAN enough to take a 13 inch dick in teh ass?
You are posting comments too quickly! Slow down!
@20 – You are a douchebag, so you must know.
@Bob- I see the boys of Fort Dix have granted you computer time. Don’t blow it by getting slapped with a sexual predator offense.
[whispers] I still believe in you buddy.
-JC
Atta girl TC.
100M Drachma equals how much now days?