Now, before you get huffy and think: 'Big time baseball player touching boobs he's not supposed to,' just take a breather.
It’s not money trouble, so that’s a good thing but it is sexual harassment-type trouble, which is unfortunate, especially given Nails’ declaration earlier this week that he’s ready to “once again claim his role as a productive member of society.” In fairness to LD, the incident in question took place last May, which was before he decided to stop shitting on the floor. It’s also before he was thrown out of his house, so reading through the suit by Jacqueline Massaro, Dykstra’s former “Estate Manager/Personal Assistant,” has got to hurt (memories, whatnot).
A few days after getting the job, Massaro–who lived in San Diego–was summoned one night by Dykstra to drive three hours to his home. When Massaro arrived around midnight, Dykstra was not home, according to her February 19 complaint, a copy of which you’ll find below. When he got there, Dykstra, 47, yelled at her to get to work. Since it was nearly 1 AM, Massaro asked, “what he could possibly want her to do.” Dykstra, who played 12 Major League seasons and won a World Series championship with the New York Mets, then told Massaro to get the “fuck out of my house, it’s not going to work out, just leave.” Massaro contends that when she went to her room to pack for the return trip to San Diego, Dykstra came into the room and said, “So, you have nowhere to go, give me a blow job and you can stay the night.” Massaro claims that after she complained of being disrespected, Dykstra proceeded to put his hands on her breasts “while trying to push her onto the bed.” Massaro said that she screamed, escaped Dykstra’s clutch, and ran out of the house and drove away.
This is the second time (that we know of) that LD has been accused of touching someone he wasn’t supposed to. The last was the 17 year-old at the car wash. Most likely some stewardesses, too, but they haven’t said anything. Nails’ legal team has yet to respond to the charges though this incident, like Dykstra’s loss of $38 million and his house, will presumably be blamed on JPMorgan.
Update: I’m in no way making excuses for the guy, but if the allegations are true, it should be noted that they took place when he was going through a super tough time. His Gulfstream II had recently been impounded.
Lenny Dykstra, Head Case [TSG]
He wanted to pretend her nipples were Twizzlers.
Alibi. LD was sleeping in his car and hotel lobbies at the time.
hard as nails
Women are the fucking rake.
Lenny you are one of the great ones
-B. Roethlisberger
I have no problem with this.
Dirt bag. He should be touching Tax Chick instead.
Wideclops would have kicked him in the family jewels and showed a bag of twizzlers down his throat…..
Anal_yst, any thoughts on how far you would go with Lenny on a first date?
LD
@8 how does one ‘show’ a bag of twizzlers down someone’s throat? in case I’m never in that situation.
Is anyone else getting a message saying “slow down you are posting too quickly” after hitting post one time?
Are the IT guys on a Pindi Chana break or something?
Don’t give a rat’s ass about Lenny; just want DB to start tweeting again …
@12 you want who to start tweeting again? oh, and fuck your mother.
-LD
All,
S my D before I J all over your Bs and F your Ds in the London fog.
-Lenny Dykstra
Not saying she had it coming, but she was able to escape the grip of Nails? Something sounds off. Me thinks if Nails has you in his 12 MLB seasoned hands, you are not getting out until he is good and ready to let you go.
TC
The truth is he had let her go as he was preparing a boston steamer for her
“So your honor, so she blows me, blows me real good. Hummer and everything. So I fall asleep, and when I wake up in the morning, she’s gone. And you wouldn’t believe it! My house, it’s a damn disaster. Shit on the floor, walls trashed. She even ripped all the fixtures outta the fuckin’ bathrooms!”
@ 1- Lovely.
Call me.
-M. Lowe
Nomos Capital Partners, Ltd.
He and Cramer . what a f’n pair
@17 must be clairvoyant, that’s obviously how it went down.
I’ll never forget years ago being at some Financial Success conference at Rutgers (I know, zzz) and the speakers were Lenny Dykstra and Liz Claman. Lenny nearly unraveled on stage and Claman had to come on after and reestablish sanity at the show. Lucky she was so hot otherwise everyone would have left. LD was nuts.
Seems like Lenny learned about how to handle women from Mike Tyson!
Seems like Lenny learned about how to handle women from Mike Tyson!
Nail invented the Nasty Twissler, or was that the Rusty Twissler, or maybe it was the Pittsburgh Twissler Platter?
J.C.
I know a lot of Buysiders who wanted BJ’s …. shocker