So, okay. A new E*Trade commercial has that day-trading baby two-timing a couple of girl babies. The one who is supposed to be his girlfriend (weird?) wants to know where he was last night, and doesn’t buy that he got busy “diversifying [his] portfolio.” She suggests he was banging “that milk-a-holic Lindsay.” Said milk-a-holic, who sort of has red hair, then pops on the screen all indignantly. And Lindsay Lohan is claiming this is supposed to be her, and wants the spots pulled and $100 million.
Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said. “They used the name Lindsay,” Ovadia said. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.” Ovadia wants an injunction to force the spot off the air, and the Lindsay camp wants every last copy of the commercial.
On the one hand, sounds like someone’s being a little paranoid. On the other? Yeah, it’s definitely supposed to be her. And she does need the money.
sluttttt
Lindsay’s gotta tone down the crazy; regardless, it will forever move.
http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/monroe.jpg
oh, that’s definitely her.
milk-a-what? She should be embarassed to have thought about it as anything else but free PR. After all, when was the last time Lindsay Lohan was associated with a man, or with drinking milk?
Oh, Lindsey, I have an alternative stream ready for you…
@2 too bad she looks nothing like that anymore.
@4 she hasn’t been a lesbian for months, actually.
“Why didn’t they use the name Susan?”
um…..
@7 that was the best line.
5,
Agreed. And those freckles make her look like a Pollock painting, FWIW.
I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothin’ but Freaky Friday was a kick ass movie.
I suppose I could see the point and/or relevance if it was in a Coke ad
PS Please have your IT guys capped and replaced
diaper rash = fire crotch? somehow i do not think so
Uh, this lawsuit is just piggybacking on/adding to the free PR, plus, they might throw her a few dimes just to shut her the f*ck up (for now).
@13 anal_yst- duh?
Anal_yst, what are your thoughts on Ms. Lohan’s fire snatch?
Does the carpet match the drapes, or is it hardwood floors throughout?
@BL have you been hanging out at the Griffin residence? how do you know what KG’s kid looks like?
@16 with redheads the carpet always matches the pubes
Yeah, she’s a milk-a-holic, that is her problem. Or maybe another white substance.
@ 10- Oh, it was
@6 -ok, reading comprehension – how is not being associated with men equal to being a Portia deRossi? I could give you options to consider in between but NSFW (An egret or an equus being but two avenues).
All this publicity for a shitty broker. What a waste.
@NS – Un site web génial, comme toujours. Bravo.
@19 – Flour, baking soda, whip cream, white chocolate, clouds, snow, socks, US President’s before Obama…sounds like she has a lot of problems.
why didn’t they use the name Maria?
@10
too bad, you do sound like a homo
@ 24 – you seem to be bang on with “s n o w”.
And all this time I thought it was a play on former Piston’s guard Lindsey Hunter
@26 – Suck my ass and fuck my dick!
-Ping
@24/CL whipped cream is definitely not something I’d call a “problem”, no matter how much she uses
@VS. I enjoyed that link.
why didn’t they use the name ping?
@2…isn’t that britney on the right?
I’d put a ring on it.
I was out last weekend and heard someone order a round of Lindsay Lohan shots. A red headed slut with a splash of coke
@36 I could go for one of those right about now.
The Ad exec responsible:
http://nerdiest-kids.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pedobear.png
What.A.Slore.
haha whore babies
35 is today’s winner
Dear Geek-Squad, thank you for your prompt response to my call. And yes, as soon as someone loses the clowns who got us into this cluster, we’ll go on the maintenance agreement.
Are they going to bring back the little brown baby to defend him? “If the diaper doesn’t fit …”
i didn’t even realize lindsay lohan was still alive until this lawsuit
who on her crew looked at a slutty baby who loves the white stuff and said “oh yeah thats definately Lindsey”
Who is this slut?
Paris
Why didn’t they use Susan?
Oerhans because Susan Boyle is new to the whole celebrity thing and might not have known that you’re supposed to sue for stupid reasons???
An infamous redhead Hollywood girl makes a spoof date video calling herself a “shopoholic and alcoholic” and then an ad agency makes a superbowl commercial looking to create a huge buzz has a “milkaholic” RED haired baby that happens to be named Lindsay in it. Random name? puhleez. Random girl baby, don’t think so. The law suit, Dina’s idea, is ridiculous but many people saw the connection to Lindsay Lohan when it aired. It’s not about the name Lindsay, it’s about the context and characterization.
this is ridiculous. Anthony Michael Hall isn’t suing E-Trade for using his baby likeness in the ad!
how dare you dirty my name Ms. Ovadia. you will be hearing from my lawyers. I mean come on, just like my name Susan, there is no other Lindsay in the world, just this nutcase. And its not the Lindsay part that is the household name, its the pantiless alcoholic Lohan name that is the “household name” like Oprah.
/not really Susan, just making a point
//Lohan is still a slut
///that is when she is not passed out from a bender
Oh my goodness. Lindsey, it is time to get a real job and become a human being. Personally, I found the Etrade ad disturbing on a number of fronts, and really folks, do you have to use sex and babies to sell stock trades? Just a tacky ad. But really Lindsy, they probably did use Lindsey intentionally, but should you perhaps look in the mirror and think, “Wow, I am now a by-word of addict and tart, maybe the something wrong isn’t ETRade its me.”
you anti-woman posters are fools
@4 – you are disgusting. Keep your sick head and penis in your pants
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