Sock it to me. Your respect, that is.
Distressed debt investor Lynn Tilton recently participated in a podcast for NPR. Early in the interview she was asked “What are you wearing?” to which the Patriarch Partners founder responded, “A Cavalli top, a Versace belt, a Gucci skirt and Prada boots– 4 inches. I need to look sufficiently fierce to make sure I garner the respect I deserve,” she explained. Sure, makes sense, and is in fact the tactic used by many of Wall Streets most esteemed investors, though they all like to put their own spin on it (Carl Icahn wears a cat o’ nine tails as a belt, while Julian Robertson used to take all meetings wearing a full Dominatrix Nurse Costume). Later on, when discussing a tassel company she owns, she said her inspiration for a line of “Tassel Me” belts came from “fond memories of what I had once done with tassels.” Some of you may know what she’s talking about! For those not lucky enough to be a Christmas card-receiving client of Lynn’s when she was a salesgirl at AMROC, circa 1989, let’s get you up to speed.
Podcast: A Private-Equity Boss In Four-Inch Stilettos [NPR via BI]
Earlier: Those Were The Days
You misspelled Versace.
- Donatella
Lynn,
I’m giving my secretary the respect she deserves, by pounding her in the ass.
Those stuffed animals never get old.
Just all fucking wrong – distressing in fact
she looks so…wait a minute, it’s on the tip of my tongue…in those pics.
Waist-chain’s are not 100% for porn stars – just 99.9%
Those photos give me a cottage cheese craving
That woke me up … thanks …
Stepladders were the Sybians of the ’80s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uovMpapeCJQ
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “credit protection”….
As a woman I enjoy a powerful lady in my company, but not one that looks like she swallowed a Christmas Ham – GTFO
Slash pre-GNR.
Can’t get away from Snookie anywhere these days…
I would.
-Tiger (not the one in the picture)
http://www.toplessrobot.com/miss_piggy-738584.jpg
ns- this has been seem more times than caddyshack. appreesh tho-
Did she ever date Lou Pai?
@17 fuck me I am out of the loop.
@ns – when I get stuff from my brother’s friends, you know it’s old…that one came yesterday. this proves that there are deep rooted problems in our educational system. if I were a parent (and I’m not), I would have been appalled.
Who in hell is Lynn Tilton anyway? She’s of no consequence.
For all you DB sissies, girlie-boys and real girls too, try some quality time with the dominatrix / cuckoldrix / UK slut, Lady Sonia. Not only is she a feast for the eyes, but as TGFD understands it, she can conduct one hell-of-a-good business meeting too.
http://www.cuckoldrix.com/host66dmv/2pk/2.jpg
The (Real) Guy from Delaware
David Shaw used to wear that stuff all the time. He’d come into our office, check our awk scripts for hacks, and slip my Indian friends dirty looks, implying he’s just NOT a vegetarian.
@NakedShort – that is one F’d up school play -
As before, I was initially appalled when I saw the pictures.
And then I thought about it – it’s not so much that she’s ugly (she’s average looking, I suppose, if a bit “thick”), but that she’s certainly not good looking enough to think pictures like those would be welcomed by anyone not already giving her rides on the baloney pony.
@tgfd – c’mon man, NSFW…clean it up!
I was unaware that the world wrestling federation got its official start in the late eighties.
Thanks for the update, Bess
@25/IC- To be fair to @21, what would make you think that a site entitled http://www.cuckoldrix.com WOULD be SFW?
People, we’ve moved on to how South American beauty queens are replacing Texican laser sharks now. Please try to keep up.
@27 – good point, but there is marginally NSFW and then there is “get a call from the internet police” NSFW. that $hit is the latter…
When “F*ck Me Boots” appears in the headline, and when sleazy photos of a skanky, dominatrix wannabee are part of the article, what kinds of comments are appropriate? What kinds are on-topic?
The Guy from Delaware
Why is this amateur still sitting in my Bell she was fired in season 3.
Donald
assuming she was, what, 30 in those horrifying xmas cards, she’s at least fifty now.
my eyes!!!
stuff like those cards happens at DE Shaw all the time. it’s no big deal.
mom?
-biff basness
I’ll buy a bond from you sweetheart, just put your clothes back on.
let this be a warning– that $hit comes back 20 years later to haunt you.
-LB
was she selling, abstinence?
I developed early. By the time I was 14 I had this body you’re looking at.
-LT
What was that tag couple of weeks ago…”skanky cake” ?
The Patriarch platform is a vertically integrated distressed private equity firm with *robust* in-house operational turnaround expertise.
http://www.patriarchpartners.com/about.html
@40 yes, it was re lohan/etrade baby
I sent a pic of me in a sequined yellow banana hammock to a retiring client and she had a heart attack.
Leave it to DB to get the over-the-hill hooker’s xmas cards. bess, you have sources everywhere, don’t you?
DO NOT WANT
@42 Thanks and I think it works here as well – - cake’s a bit skankier than LiLo if that’s possible–
hot tub time machine
Photo caption FTW. Awesome.
Sounds like the first slore ponzi scheme, Yale must be so proud.
Isn’t she on the Real Housewives of New Jersey?!
Do you want number one fucky?
@TC
I was thinking the same thing, hmm…
Ya know what, I’d hit it, lights on. Bam, done.
Wow, that would be like fucking a can of peaches……….
Movin’ to the country
Gonna git me a lot of peaches
Movin to the country
Gonna git me a lot of peaches . . .
Sucky, fucky smoke cigarette in the pussy. She give you everything you want, long time.
Maybe you could start a NSFW tag if after the jump there are pics that won’t look good on a banker’s desk on TV?
I’ve had some experience with this…
She is the next Bernie Madoff. Claims $6.5B in assets. Do an audit and see what those assets are really worth. Uses new money to pay off old money. Classic Ponzi scheme from a 2 bit hooker.
It figures a good looking woman who made something of herself and the idiots have to come out and hassle her. I see a really great looking woman who I’d be peroud to be seen with, I only wish I could meet a woman as beautiful and as smart as that, That would be a dream come true.
Good God………..She is the “Leadership” that drives my company?
They should have a Hubbell tit-o-scope.
She is playing her lyre while her Rome (PPMG) is burning!
Can you say MD Helicopter, ALF, XSEL Media…. $7B my ass…..
Lynn Tilton and Patriarch Partners equity firm take over companies, kill them, and put the pocket change left over back into their fanny packs. They provide no value to the United States, and everything, and I mean E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G she says to the contract is baloney and exist only to fan her ever widening ass of vanity.
Someone should ask her how much her employees respect her, if any stay around after a month or two. She seems to have a very high turnover. Why? Because she is a complete pyscho who treats people like she owns them. She steps all over them and then fires them.
I'd fuck that. Just sayin'
It's a man baby, yeah!
Something about those stuffed tigers in the older photo make me lmfao!!
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