Just a little FYI for those of you not in the know re: Maria Bartiromo’s likes and dislikes: the CNBC anchor does not like the Money Honey moniker. Why? Because she’s a serious business journalist and it demeans her work.
She sucked it up and went along all these years because shaking it off seemed hopeless and while she had some better ideas of her own, even Bartiromo knows the first rule of nicknames is that you don’t dub yourself anything, you have to be dubbed. She also realized selling products with ‘Money Honey’ and her face splayed across the side could make her some sweet cash, which is why in 2007 she filed to trademark the name on a bunch of stuff that included jigsaw puzzles, toy cash registers and action figures. Now that she’s signed a new 7-figure per year, multi-deal contract, the artist formerly known as the $Honey has decided not only does she not like the name, she doesn’t need it for cash either, and has abandoned the rights. Let Erin tart it up with ‘Street Sweetie.’ Bartiromo’s doing real work here. To that end, she needs a new name. One that reflects her her body of work and gives her the respect she deserves. Suggestions welcome starting now.
sweet tits
Shovel Face
Ms. McGriddle Ifonlythisbeltcouldtalk
T-bone
Bat Breasts
The Blimpie’s spokesperson
Fuck you guys.
Money shot?
Holy cow.
Too big to fail ?
Slore
That pic is what, circa 2001ish?
Also, I support Tax Chick’s suggestion, or whatever someone said last week about bacon that I can’t quite remember
You’ve never walked a mile in my shoes.
Hoover?
Trust me when I tell you, Maria, that “Money Honey” is as good as it’s going to get.
-DB Commentariat
Maria full of gravy
Maria Barf-a-Homo
Whunt.
@5 FTW
Maria “at least I’m not as big as Sue Herrara”
“Fuck you guys.” You know, that does have cachet. And some truth to it.
COME GUZZLER
As a side note, their is a very angry short fat bald man in Greenwich right now, that NY Mag article is brutal…..
@21 – uh, I think you mean . . .
Never mind.
What’s Bess’s nickname? The Blogging Beautrix? Gasparino’s Fling?
rubenesque
Di-Maria Flabblekins
Cash Gash
Dr. Doom?
Clap Trap
the real 2/20.
Floppy Bunny Tits
Journalist wanna be
Just call her “Holes.”
Thank you, @1, @2, @4, @5 and @27….I needed some laughs this morning.
Muffin mix.
The brist comments are uncalled for as are all the sixual riferences. She is will connicted and rispicted in the business community. Oh sure, blokes can have their fun but at the end if the dye the profishionals like Mariar can withstind any ittempt to dinigryte her ripitycion!
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
Cash Cow.
@33 – “Slop-Holes”?
-Guy still obsessed with the term “Slop Hole”
@37 mean but good.
The closest she’s ever been to honey is getting her head stuck in the pot.
Fucking Cunt
Snow bunny
Bank Skank
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
dennis kneale’s bf
tripod
Volkswagon ass
sticky wiwi
flight for two
The Money Pit
Money Flaps
The Fail Whale
carla bruni
Trash for cash
butt ho
the tainted tuna
keep it greasy so it goes down easy
The Plump and Dump?
financial wizard sleeve
Todd MaHole
@27 FTW
Gobbles
Crisco
(cuz she be fat in da can!)
Alotta Tonyromo
Mulva?
“Bank Skank” seems to work pretty well, but then, really, that’s not exactly a nickname applicable to Maria, only, is it?
stock slore
market muff
commerce cunt
@37 Good stuff, as usual.
~A fan
commerce cockslut
Grimace
The VP of DP
milkaholic lindsay
I wish Rosetta Stone girl would introduce an English-Australian translator. I’m having trouble learning the dialect in formal classes.
Slimer
Someone’s getting a bit too big for her britches, in any number of ways.
tele-tubby
Depilatory diva…thread over :)
Bess – you obviously have no experience being a CNBC talking head with an ever-expanding dress size.
The World’s Smartest Cum Jar
Bloody Maria
Too Big To Fail
Long Only
Barbara Walletwhores
The Slore with More
Maria Bromo-Seltzer
HOLE
I am surprised that Bess Levin would bite so low. For years she lapped up Money Honey, among other things, NOW “I don’t like this shit anymore…? LET HER RETIRE. As for comment #7 from Maria Bartiromo….”fuck you guys,” I am reminded of a recent entry….”Fuck Maria Bartiromo….Been there…done that.” TT
Hey #37…….Don’t they have schools in Australiar…..So you can write Inklish????
respect she deserves? Keep her off the air and show us some respect….we do have two other choices….Jeff.
The Holland Tunnel
TESTED AT 40,000 FEET. Result….goooooddddd.
Veronica Corningstone
Christiana Aman-whore
Diane Saw yer cock
Left over candy
Sommers Eve
Gollum (Please tell me I’m not the only one that see’s the resemblance)
PIMPHO
Air Citi
WARNING – 100 COMMENT LIMIT EXCEEDED – send emergency alert to DB IT team to fire up the other TRS-80, we’re going
SQUAWK ON THE SHEETS
Thomson’s Folly
Stock Slut, Stock Slore, Street Slut, Street Slore…
@103
Shhh, she takes a while to boot-up, old girl.
RomoRama
Erruption Receptacle.
The Cash Cab
Either:
Coffee, tea or me?
or
Tea, caffè or a beejay?
” ‘BJ Bartiromo’ with Serjio Valente jeans hiked up tight on both sides”
-Bensonhurst guys who knew her well
Maria “Stick it in my Squawk Box” Baritomo
mighty mouth
Gold-digger
-Jono
Just the mention of cable channel CNBC makes me fart.
If not use by some people to jerk off, nobody would watch that channel not even close to being called monkey business channel.
Maria looks gorgeous in that photo.
-soon to be Princess Erin, the 3rd wife
If Maria cuts that long, beautiful hair I’ll take it.I need it very badly.
-D Donald
The delectable butt-aroma.
She should be nicknamed “The Belle”
Hot Chubb Slime Vageene
Burnett is the Ryan Seacrest of financial journalism.
Maria Gonorrhea.
Clam Tit’s
Stoobs
When you’re boobs rest on your stumach.
I now go by the name:
General Butt Naked
What about the Old one “Boom-Boom Bartiroma?”
Diarrhea Fart Aroma
Mulva
Opening Smell
this is somone’s mother you fags are maligning. You people suckaroma.
Sucky, fucky, smoke cigarette in the pussy. She give you everythin’ you want, long time.
I’ll take Maria’s pussy for 1$, Alex.
That was me @5 http://dealbreaker.com/2009/09/back-by-popular-demand-maria-bartiromo-lays-intellectual-muscle-on-alex-trebek/
Cum dumpster
Cottage Cheese on the Street
cash for clunkers
insulting maria let’s me mask my own insecurities
Come on, she love you good. Boom boom long time.
Pig Bodine
penguin. she looks like a penguin!!!
Tits Mcgee
@136-
Such as your inability to use the English language in its written form.
Such as the Iraq
If-I-was-any-dumber-it-would-be-legal-to-harvest-my-organs Bartiromo
Shekel Felcher
Bess Levin loves making asses of all of us. Maria doesn’t want a new name……..just another “lets fly to Beijing partner.”
@145 – that would be me. please and thank you.
Am I the only to associate Maria with a cleaning lady?
How about Lezz Bizz
WTF is she looking at? Uranus?
Did a few interviews with her. Bloomberg is sooo much better.
Dollar Doofus
BITCH
you are disgusting foul-mouthed men who can’t react in a professional, humorous manner to an article about a famous woman journalist.
@150 blow me. That’s what you’re good for.
@151 blow yourself, what makes you think anybody wants to blow you. and you’ve just proved my point 100 times over.
@ 136 insulting Maria Bartiromo by objectifying her as a sex object rather than the professional, good journalist she is allows us insecure men posting here to feel good about our big egos and small body parts that play such an important role in how we view and treat the opposite sex
Since when is Maria Bartiromo a serious journalist? She appears to be three dead brains away from being the Sarah Palin of financial news. By the way… Physically she is no Robin Meade.
@ 153
lol, don’t fret, these men posting disgusting sexual comments about Maria clearly aren’t getting any – if their lovers satisfied their sexual needs they wouldn’t feel so threatened by a successful woman like Maria Bartiromo and feel the need to lash out at her. That they can’t figure out her looks and body parts have nothing to do with the article or her profession is a testament to their lack of mental acuity and emotional instability and immaturity.
@ 154:you and I and you and every other woman can disagree about Bartiromo’s credentials but mature men can do so with respect without resorting to personally degrading and explicit sexual comments about a famous female journalist. If you’re going to criticize Chris Matthews, would you refer to the size and shape of his penis and balls and all the ways you/others had sex with him? Of course not. The article was about how she doesn’t like the nickname given her b/c it’s unprofessional. Get it? and most of the names above have to do with her body parts or sex acts. Need I spell it out for you ignoramuses? Go get a pathetic girlfriend or prostitute who’ll tolerate your sick fantasies and hatred of successful women.
@94 FTW!
Wow! Some attempts here to pretend there’s a high road when there clearly is none. I think Maria’s head should be in the guys lap in this picture:
http://files.wallstreetfolly.com/wordpress/2007/04/citigroup-finally-has-come-to-terms-with-ousted-wealth-management-head-todd-thomson/
Just Sayin’
these men are so mean. the funny thing is that they go home to greenwich and their wives are all fat w/ horsey faces.
When did this become the chicks sewing and mutual support group?
Maria blows so gtfo!
BL provoked this sexist shit show, and besides, how can woman work on the Street if they can’t leave the kitchen? Duhhhhhh.
@ 160 BL didn’t use or imply the terms said in comments section, time to get new reading glasses and stop blaming women for men’s actions
@ 159 – while you underwent female to male surgery with extra dose of testosterone.
MUDFLAPS
crap clit
tony danza in drag
the braciole troll
osso puke O
the mile high tub
The Barren Gunt
jono’s fag hag
Dump Rump
Kosher Cum Farter
your mother
post-op Keith Partridge
human cock sock
Yesterday’s tuna
Financial Stunad! She knows about finance about as much a T. Geitner. She fits in with the rest of the political Bullshitters!
Fat Retarded Shit covers it.
paw chu gll= Portugal
Quif Queen
The Fraud From The OTBs of Sheepshead Bay
@100….here’s Gollum Bartiromo when someone suggests that taxes on the rich are not unmitigated evil: http://www.fordite.com/Images/Fordite.com%20pics/Copy%20of%20gollum.jpg
mario butt aroma
15 pounds of shit in a 10 pound pant suit wrapper.
tony danza in drag
I agree, she needs a more intimidating nickname.
I wanna suck her farts!
The mile high tub.