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The problem this time around, according to ML? Was that “most of the dicks were stupid.” Stewart’s two cents: “The entire financial market was a bunch of George Costanazas, telling lies they believed.” (And banging their cleaning ladies on the desk, do not forget that.) Also, note the cat-calling for Einhorny from the audience. Nice to see others finally getting on board.

Comments (25)

  1. Posted by Google Buzz | March 17, 2010 at 1:28 PM

    This asshole needs to shut the hell up. He’s a fraud. Read the thesis by Barnett-Hart and you realize every interesting point he makes is lifted from her paper. All the research that seems insightful? Lifted from her paper. All those quotes from obscure government proceedings? Lifted from her paper. I’ve read both and know he thanks her in his acknowledgements, but he better be forking over some royalties.

  2. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    I can’t get that video he did with his whole band buried in sand up to their necks singing doo-wop out of my head – so catchy!!

    -Mark Klein, MD

  3. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 1:42 PM

    Wonder if she handbridged him.

  4. Posted by guest | March 17, 2010 at 1:44 PM

    He got a real purdy mouth, ain’t he?

  5. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 1:46 PM

    who was cheering for einhorn?

  6. Posted by Flatirontranche2 | March 17, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    3, unlike Tabitha, she probably said anal was ok. He stole her thesis for good measure, you know, because she was being overpaid.

  7. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    His thesis is full of feces.

  8. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 1:56 PM

    the IBs are publicly back stopped institutions. Not unlike the DMV. Seriously though, you people are an albatross (just the IB folks whose biz can’t stand on it’s own two feet like the rest of us)

  9. Posted by pfluger with the lost password | March 17, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    I’d da smartest dick on Wall Street, ya know.

    - Thug

  10. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    He has gyno-copter written all over him.

    -Tim Tebow’s gynecologist

  11. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    If this guy doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna open a can of Repo 105-style whoopass on him, real durn quick. Hee-yaaahhh.

  12. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    Sure, we’re all George Costanzas cause we’re all bald. Dick.

    -LB

  13. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    he’s just askin for a meatspin

  14. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    he’s just asking for a meatspin

  15. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    he just askin for a meatspin

  16. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 2:27 PM

    So, we are calling people out by their names now?

    ~R.Fuld

  17. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | March 17, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    hard to take seriously a guy who knocked up a rag doll while running for prez

  18. Posted by Rielle | March 17, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    @17 – STFU a-hole.

  19. Posted by mrpink | March 17, 2010 at 2:41 PM

    My dick is smart. It pulls out automatically.

    -mrp

  20. Posted by volatilitysmile | March 17, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    Because we can-can-can!

    And, Bess, I thought the consensus was that not the cleaning ladies but rather the stenographers and investors relationships girls are to be used to relieve some steam.

    And, if the dicks are smart, the brains get oxygen deprived. Small egos, Jon & Michael, no first hand experience with “smart” dicks.

  21. Posted by pfluger with the lost password | March 17, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    By da way, my gyno-copter is experiencing uncontrolled acceleration.

    - CG

  22. Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    I’ve got a Guinness in a paper bag. I’d like to pop it but I’m afraid of the widget noise.

  23. Posted by PermaGuest | March 17, 2010 at 4:25 PM

    @20 stenographers?

  24. Posted by pfluger with the lost password | March 17, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    Bess: Come back! We miss the ingenious observations and word-smithing of Levin, the best damned financial reporter in NY by far!!

  25. Posted by volatilitysmile | March 17, 2010 at 7:38 PM

    @23 admin assists, legal aides, stenographers (gender neutral), the more ATM, the better.

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