It’s JC Day on Dealbreaker, so here’s a hedge fund, inspired by Christ. Charging 2 and 20, $500,000 minimum. Get in at the ground floor:
C3:23 Capital debuted in January with $2 million. The long/short equity fund was founded by Trevor Chase Brown, an Atlanta investor who told HedgeFund.net that he’s been managing his own money for 10 years. Brown also claims a four-year audited track record. Brown said the fund is sector-agnostic, with one exception: The newly-minted hedgie said he tends to avoid technology names. The fund, which is “100% long 90% of the time,” according to Brown, is named for Colossians 3:23, which reads, “Work at everything you do with all your heart.”
Divine New Atlanta Hedge Fund Launches [FINalternatives via BI]
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Jerk Running Ferry To Fire Island Not Up On The Celebs Of Financial Reform
Atlanta sucks
Given the slow news day (except for the Obamanation taking place in Congress today), perhaps digging up dirt on Fashion Meets Finance participants would make for a speedier Friday afternoon.
Trevor Chase Brown is my co-pilot.
@2 I’m always up for writing about the poster children for retroactive abortions but they haven’t even announced the next event yet. Surely you’re not suggesting I do some “digging” on people who went to this thing last August (cause: who cares?). I would rather us just sit here in awkward silence.
B. Quick’s lazy brown eye is my co-pilot.
http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/dick-bove-housing-market-will-fall-10-15-when-fed-stops-subsidizing-home-prices-445098.html?tickers=xhb,tol,len,kbh,%5Edji,%5Egspc&sec=topStories&pos=8&asset=&ccode=
Henry Blodget interviews Dick Bove, and she is on fire.
Sadly Bess, there will be no federal funding allowed for retroactive abortions in the obamanation. For this reason I cannot give my support to this bill.
Still the best blog tags on the internet after all these years.
Awkward silence is no friend-a-mine.
- Thug
Wow, slow news day. Kinda been a slow news week.
a jesus related post with absolutely no relation to finance, to kill time on a friday:
http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html
@10 you are a genius to have been able to point out what no else has noticed.
The real question is, what apartment complex is going to serve as headquarters…
@6 If a know my Bové– and I think I do– she was in no way “on fire” in that clip. Raise your standards.
@Bess – I do, no fault of your own – it’s 70 degrees out – news only breaks when it’s cold, see the entire state of Florida
When its sunny out, LOBSTERCLOPS is happy.
@14:
What???! Didn’t you read about the whale that ate that lady at Seaworld a few weeks back?
And there is breaking news, TODAY, about a 2-foot extension they are putting on Tilikum’s toothbrush, in order to avoid future incidents of this type.
What I am noticing today is my keyboard. The keys I type frequently are clean (albeit with a greasy sheen) and the ones I rarely use have a kind of grey grunge on their surface.
Anyone else notice not much is happening news wise today?
~AIG Quant
What do Billy Graham and the Dallas Cowboys have in common? Both can make 50,000 people in a stadium jump up and shout “Jesus Christ!!”.
@18 Mine are just filthy. Thanks for the reminder. Now I have something to do for the next 5 min
Is John Fitzgerald Page going to work for this fund? He’s the only Atlantonian (?) I know of who has the requisite qualifications. Particularly douchebaggery.
You think Jamie Dimon frequents Atlanta anymore after all the tire trouble?
Is John Fitzgerald Page going to work for this fund?
Where is Anal_yst? I need him/her to make sense of it all. I hope the back office hasn’t been that busy.
@26 he announced the other day he’s in arbua. christ, you suck as a troll.
@26 – Where is arbua? Is it nice there? You suck as a genius.
cmon bess, if wet is not possible, moist is a reasonable state
cmon bess, if wet is not happening, moist is a reasonable state
@28/29 I get that you’re making some sort of joke about being “wet” and yet…wtf are you talking about? context pls?
http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html – another happy jesus post of the week
Anal_yst @26 Sorry, I didn’t have your holiday schedule memorized. Come back soon – the financial world needs your wisdom.
@Anal_yst- please investigate and report back. Thanks in advance.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/03/19/2010-03-19_snorkeling_couple_says_underwater_photo_may_show_natalee_holloways_remains_in_wa.html
Jesus saves . . .
an auction in the netherlands antilles
I am announcing a new NY based hedge fund that will be managed in a socially responsible manner. I will be the manager and CIO. It will be called Hymie-town capital.
- Reverend Jesse Jackson Sr.
@33
…and Parise scores on the rebound!
Jesus built my hotrod
We don’t make money; we miracle it.
possibly on a future show, “America’s Next Ponzi”
Ain’t no fuckin’ ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin’ his wife’s feet, and stickin’ your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain’t the same fuckin’ ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same fuckin’ sport. Look, foot massages don’t mean shit.
–Bored Guy
I think I mentioned this before, but this guy named Jesus, well, he uhhh, he molested me in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
“Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be bankers….”
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http://www.newsday.com/business/ex-manhattan-banker-accused-of-stealing-tarp-money-1.1813360
http://www.bankingtimes.co.uk/16032010-senior-investment-banker-charged-with-insider-dealing/
http://www.pcworld.com/article/191138/indian_banker_charged_with_online_funds_fraud.html
http://blog.gulflive.com/mississippi-press-news/2010/03/migues_waives_grand_jury_indictment.html
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-03-16/ex-merrill-proprietary-trader-banned-for-mismarking-by-u-k-fsa.html
http://www.smh.com.au/business/contempt-of-court-sends-exbanker-to-jail-20100318-qige.html
I am a 100% Long 90% of the time – the 10% I am short is when I am in sex rehab or taking a cold shower.
TW
sex panther.
60% of the time, it works all the time.
sex panther.
60% of the time, it works all the time.
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