Opening Bell: 03.04.10

JPMorgan Tops Goldman in Investment Banking as Fees Swell 13% (Bloomberg)
The world’s No. 1 investment bank in 2009 was JPMorgan, which took in $4.97 billion, a 16 percent increase over 2008, when it was also the leader. JPMorgan was also No. 1 in fees from equity and debt sales. Goldman Sachs was No. 2 in total fees and No. 1 in mergers and acquisitions, having advised Schering-Plough Corp. on its completed $47 billion sale to Merck & Co., among other transactions.

White House Offers Bill to Restrict Big Banks’ Actions (NYT)
Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley would probably be the Wall Street firms most affected by the ban, known informally as the Volcker Rule, but they might be able to shed their status as bank holding companies, to avoid some of the restrictions.

Traders Seek Out the Next Greece in an Ailing Europe (NYT)
In a statement, Michael Vachon, a spokesman for Soros Fund Management, denied any wrongdoing and said, “It has become commonplace to direct attention toward George Soros whenever currency markets are in the news.”

State Street Pays Departing CEO $5.4 Million Cash (Reuters)
Congratulations, Ronald Logue.

Wells Fargo Chief Earns $21 Million (Reuters)
John Stumpf did pretty okay for himself, too. (Are you seething inside, Lloyd?)

Pandit to Offer Thanks for Government Bailout (Dealbook)
“This investment built a bridge over the crisis to a sound footing on the other side, and it came from the American people,” Mr. Pandit said in his prepared remarks for today’s hearing on Capitol Hill. “Citi owes a large debt of gratitude to American taxpayers.”

Madoff Investors Can’t Sue UBS (WSJ)
Although they see it otherwise: Lawyer François Brouxel, who represents 70 clients bringing claims against UBS and E&Y, four of them part of the test case, said he will appeal. “The fact that we have lost, it’s always disappointing but the fight is not yet closed,” he said

AIG ‘Still Exposed’ Amid Losses From Mortgage Insurer, Lender (Bloomberg)
“There’s a variety of different ways AIG is still exposed to the trends in housing finance,” said Bill Bergman, an analyst at Morningstar Inc. in Chicago. “Those trends are improving, but it’s still a meaningful amount to lose.”

Comments (33)

  1. Posted by guest | March 4, 2010 at 9:13 AM

    UBS sucks.

  2. Posted by today's name | March 4, 2010 at 9:34 AM

    if you don’t like it you can stumpf it

  3. Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 9:52 AM

    @1: Your dedication to the cause is an inspiration to us all.

  4. Posted by NakedShort | March 4, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    crossing fingers for a red name

  5. Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 10:00 AM

    @2 pretty good

  6. Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 10:00 AM

    @naked- you only get the red name if you put a url in. why don’t you just stick throatgaggers.com in the ‘website’ field and be done with it?

  7. Posted by redname | March 4, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    you have to link a website to get the red name

  8. Posted by NakedShort | March 4, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    @6 testing throatgaggers.com

  9. Posted by today's name | March 4, 2010 at 10:08 AM

    red names are for shorts. naked, get yourself a red name.

  10. Posted by gray name | March 4, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    Matt Creamer cannot be a real name.

    I see Nick Scholl is in charge of Web. Should we direct complaints to him?

  11. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 4, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    @NS – are you trying to get IT after me!

  12. Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 10:15 AM

    Would you like to make some naked fuck, BERSERKER!

  13. Posted by NakedShort | March 4, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    @12 that my friend is an excellent reference

    @cluzo fine I changed it to dvda.com

  14. Posted by cool guy | March 4, 2010 at 10:27 AM

    I love Mr. Mister!

  15. Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 10:28 AM

    I’d visit throat gaggers Naked Short.

    -PJ

  16. Posted by Ass_ociate | March 4, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    Red name. Boom done.

  17. Posted by Guest 5 | March 4, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    carry eh a laser down the road that i must travel! carry eh a laser down the highway in the nighhht!

  18. Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 10:32 AM

    pucker up pandito

  19. Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    pucker up pandito

  20. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 4, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    @ass_ociate – damn son, that ain’t right!

    -forehead slapper

  21. Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    I love that song!

    BERSERKER is the new killing it!

  22. Posted by Anonymous | March 4, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    This website linking business opens up a whole new level of comedy potential

  23. Posted by Tax Chick | March 4, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    Better Red, than dead!

  24. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 4, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    tax chicky – well played, for some reason that seems very fitting.

  25. Posted by Tax Chick | March 4, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    Cluzo – this web linking business is like discovering a closet full of shoes I didn’t know I owned. I feel like changing my link every new thread. This could be a problem. Too bad we can’t change the color of our name to reflect a new link.

  26. Posted by Bros Before Hoes | March 4, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    I want blue

  27. Posted by CoveredLong | March 4, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    Mic check…

  28. Posted by ExtraordinaryPopularDelusions | March 4, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    siciliantranny.com

    cg

  29. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 4, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    @tax chicky – well said. I feel like I should change mine the same way some people change their FB picture.

  30. Posted by Anonymous User | March 4, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    Is there a DB iPhone App yet?

  31. Posted by CoveredLong | March 4, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    Red Test? Bueller?

  32. Posted by NakedShort | March 4, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    @30 I downloaded one last night but there is nothing on it

  33. Posted by Ass_ociate | March 4, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    @cluzo, thanks! I’m trying to get investigated by the SEC.

    And if anyone at BreakingMedia is watching, please make an iPhone app. Also, we should get push notifications when someone comments on a thread we commented on. Just putting it out there; it’d work on BBerries too.

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