These tech un-savvy dinosaurs need to be put into early retirement so the rest of us can keep moving forward. Or they should at least go get iPads so they can browse porn from the toilet on their own AT&T bills.

if there’s a tranny on that site, it’s like the mona lisa of transvestites

Also, I’d venture a guess if one were to do an anonymous survey of DB readers, some of those very same websites would be among those visited.

not more than twice? then you must have a very empty life.

Q: Can you say how long you may have been engaged in viewing the DealBreaker website? Is it a recent development?

A: I don’t know if I can give you a time frame in all honesty… I guess depending on how you define “a long time.” I think, you know, there’s clearly probably times like I said earlier, where you know, I did read about JT’s comode or Pandito’s zen garden, did not search for the material, you know. I think the frequency increased as I felt a little more stressed, which was kind of very cyclical in nature, I think, because then, you know, I’d have work to do and would then have to take it home and work, you know, just to keep up. And then that would stress me out even more, you know – I would spend all night reading about LD’s twizzler fetish or Ping’s thing for dry erase markers.

Q: Our records show that on Wednesday, August 20th, beginning at 3:17PM, you made approximately 385 attempts to access a website called businessinsider.com . Do you have recollection of attempting to access this site?

A: I do not. But as I indicated previously, that, you know, would not necessarily surprise me. There is very rarely anything worth reading on the site anyway.

Q: Now I’m going to show you what has been marked as Exhibit G. This is a record from that same date, August 20th, which our records show that you made over 300 attempts to access a website called zerohedge.com . Do you have any recollection of attempting to access this site?

A: I do not have any specific recollection on this site. But, as I indicated, on this specific day, I would not be surprised if I clicked a website on of those day since I was wearing my tinfoil hat.

Q: Do you view these websites often?

A: It depends…define ‘often.’ For the most part, I’m not spending my day just searching or looking. It’s kind of one of those things where I felt really stressed, and it was kind of there. And, I, you know, I guess didn’t have necessarily the self-control not to look. But it was definitely not something where I was spending my whole day looking at it, you know- how many times can you read a story about CG’s amazing pecs or KL and the Boone’s Farm? It would be something if I looked at it, I’d open it up and look at it for a short period of time and then, you know go back to working on what I’m working on. To my recollection, I don’t know if I’ve ever broken away more than say twice in a particular day to spend time reading Bess Levin’s witty commentary.