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We are. Your faithful readers. And, your welcome!
Obvi Greggers was in charge of the IT bill and finally had the last laugh.
Hedge Funds!
The Vampire Squid. They are to blame for most things.
Turbo Tax
where do we send the answer to the IT breakdown?
Turbo Tax!
-T to the G
those bums over at LogicWorks
those bums over at LogicWorks.
Dear avid Dealbreaker readers,
Timmy was becoming too distracted by your exuberant posts, and began losing sight of why the good God put him on this great earth… To save the entire econmic world.
Your disguraging comments have really hurt his feelings and confidence in himself.
What is a good mom to do?
Obviously, I had to step in and take matters into my own hands.
It was me I pulled the plug.
I hope you find it in your hearts to forgive me.
<3,
TG's Mommy
(He still calls me Mommy :-) )
Dear avid Dealbreaker readers,
Timmy was becoming too distracted by your exuberant posts, and began losing sight of why the good God put him on this great earth… To save the entire econmic world.
Your disguraging comments have really hurt his feelings and confidence in himself.
What is a good mom to do?
Obviously, I had to step in and take matters into my own hands.
It was me I pulled the plug.
I hope you find it in your hearts to forgive me.
<3,
TG's Mommy
(He still calls me Mommy :-) )
Jim Chanos.
Chad and Ranjit from “Tech and Talk” got mad about the Vikram Pandit posts.
I’m going to go with bUdakh0n. Either that or Matt Taibbi throwing a horse-semen pie into the server racks.
you probably get this a lot. This isn’t the real Caesars Palace, is it?
1,880 access denied messages overwhelmed the servers while Bess tried repeatedly to view the trannycap.com website.
Dear avid Dealbreaker readers,
Timmy was becoming too distracted by your exuberant posts, and began losing sight of why the good God put him on this great earth… To save the entire econmic world.
Your disguraging comments have really hurt his feelings and confidence in himself.
What is a good mom to do?
Obviously, I had to step in and take matters into my own hands.
It was me I pulled the plug.
I hope you find it in your hearts to forgive me.
<3,
TG's Mommy
(He still calls me Mommy :-) )
The Jews, obviously.
Robert Pattinson did it
Sorry for the multiple posts.
I got my computer skills from Timmy
breakingmedia..something’s ought to be broken once in a while.
breakingmedia mr.sokool…something’s ought to be broken once in a while.
Obviously, Dealbreaker’s IT management “bit off more than it could Jew”.
John Carney
I missed dealbreaker…
My bet’s on Greg.
That kid who directed planes at JFK.
Nick Scholl. But he was probably being framed by Goldman.
Nick Scholl. But he was probably framed by Goldman.
Zuul I mean Lloyd Blankfein
The server mess was left over from the previous administration, like every other problem in the world
Paul Volcker was fleeing Maria Bartiromo aka the purple dress. Unfortunately On his way to make his beloved speech he got lost in the Dealbreaker server room where he has been trapped and scared for months. Finanly after all this time PV lost it, he is currently stuffing the computers with fecal matter in a deluded attempt at escape. It is best we leave him there he only has a few days left until his tired body gives out.
well i don’t want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help
I second greg michaels.
Dick Cheney – Its always Dick!
Jim Cramer…he’s jealous of Bess’ celebrity. He was also bound to take the next great thing down, seeing he already had his way with the American economy.
Duh..Greek Bankers
OBAMA and his Kenyan botnet posse!!
It’s that milkaholics Lindsay’s fault
All the web pirates downloading Tooth Fairy – that stuff slows down the internets, man.
Responding to post #18.. always at least one hate-filled jealous moron on every blog posting and Always done anonymously..
Chinese hackers working out of Ping Capital
I was me, meow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J—aiyznGQ