As previously mentioned, Tim Geithner recently embarked on a pussy outreach program. He’s sick of trying to please you men and has moved on to the ladies. Vogue spreads, grocery shopping, recipe swaps, BJ tips, he’s doing it all. Clearly TG’s “just one of the girls” image would not be complete without some jokes at The Enemy’s expense. Consider it done.
In opening a Women in Finance Symposium that brought together top female government figures such as Sheila Bair and Mary Schapiro, Geithner said he recently read an article asking what it would be like if women ran the hyper-competitive money hub of the United States.
“It’s an excellent question. But kind of a low bar,” Geithner joked, eliciting laughs from the gathering in the historic Treasury Cash Room. “How, you might ask, could women not have done better?”
Nevermind that he didn’t actually answer the question– tomorrow, Cosmos with the girl’s and referring to Rahm and Larry “pigs.” Then he’s officially inducted into the club.
If Women Ran Wall Street? Geithner Likes The Idea [Reuters via Daily Intel]
First TARP, now POP. What next? A quick POP under the TARP?
Dear TSTG,
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Perhaps it goes without saying, but the article TG read was, of course, “Before Shoving A [Female Hormone Pill] Down Your Junior Trader’s Mouth, Consider Butching Up Your Bitches “
Great tag effort yet again Bess!
He’s such a sensy little leprechaun
FAB U LOUS!!!
Bitch needs to munch on Elizabeth Warren’s pussy next; her and her clueless law degree which understands nothing regarding the position she’s been put in. Her recent view on gov selling C shares was something along the lines of “the numbers move all over the place, I don’t know [tee hee hee].” Hey TG, go screw up your taxes on TurboTax.