• 11 Mar 2010 at 3:52 PM

Vikram Pandit To Remain Safely Ensconced In Hallowed Halls Of Citi

By Bess Levin


According to Charlie Gasparino, whose sources tell him VP’s job is safe, whether or not the bank starts earning $20 billion a year (as has been predicted by Count Vik). This is phenomenal news for us Vikula fans, and will no doubt thrill the CEO, who said just this morning that he’s trying his hardest to save the place, lest he come back in the next life as one of Meredith Whitney’s nipple clamps.

Pandit To Remain At Citi [FBN]
Vikram Pandit Is Doing Krishna’s Work [DI]

Comments (11)

  1. 1
    Posted by Chuck Prince | March 11, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    So $4 a share is the new killing it? Can I get my job back please?

  2. 2
    Posted by watchmen | March 11, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    Congratulations Bess Levin and company. It it about TIME DB started giving FBN some space on this interesting site. Ailes VS. Rucker is the race for the beauty and smarts presented on both outlets. I rank NBC on the bottom of my list. Ted

  3. 3
    Posted by Anonymous | March 11, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    @2 uh….

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | March 11, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    Whitney is a MILF!

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    O, that I were a clamp upon that nipple,
    That I might touch that boob!

  6. 6
    Posted by PermaGuest | March 11, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    @2 = Da Thug…

    And apparently WordPress is not designed for people who know how to type using both hands on a QWERTY keyboard.

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | March 11, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    Congenital heart failure is the new killing it.

    Seriously.

  8. 8
    Posted by Cavuto | March 11, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    @2 And a lil Beck is cool too.

    We dont all watch CNBC, NBC and CNN

  9. 9
    Posted by Brilliant McDaddy | March 11, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    I think that I shall never see
    A banker lovely as Whitney.

    A beast whose nipple clamp is prest
    Against the sweet dom’s flowing breast

  10. 10
    Posted by volatilitysmile | March 11, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    Aye, the moment they tell you your job is safe you should start polishing the resume, and stealing office supplies. Padding the expense account helps, too.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    @10 Mr. Glover is that you? (Bob in GCM Ops!)

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