Man takes careful but swift step across street, hoping not to drop box of pastries or miss start of American Idol.
One truck sniffs other truck’s ass, smells something shifty.
Joker visits Fed, leaves door open, gives Fed official the pencil.
To appear productive, Fed calls shredder to destroy non existent paperwork. More at 11.
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Bonus Watch ’16: Credit Suisse CEOs
Like many a Credit Suisse employee, Thiam will see his bonus chopped (though in his case the slashing is voluntary).