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Who Wants To Earn An Easy Twenty Bucks?

Wanted – People to Pee on Goldman Sachs – $20 (Financial District)
Date: 2010-03-12, 12:33PM EST
Reply to: sale-jcarv-1640787037@craigslist.org

I’m looking for any individuals who will urinate, or spit on the Goldman Sachs building, or any of it’s employees. You must tape the action and upload it to Youtube. Reference this add at the beginning of the video. Once I have seen the video, I will pay you via paypal. I am serious, and this is legit. Here’s the price breakdown:

Spit on building – $1
Pee on building – $5
Spit on employee $10
Pee on employee $20

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  1. Posted by CoveredLong | March 12, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    What if I work there…I could knock out all 4 in about 20 seconds in the bathroom…would that count? This question is serious. This is legit.

  2. Posted by Anonymous | March 12, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    I usually do this about once or twice a day.

    CG

  3. Posted by Anonymous | March 12, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    No PJ tags on this post, Bess?

  4. Posted by Anonymous | March 12, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    How much for a GS employee to pee on me?

    - Above the Law reader

  5. Posted by Anonymous | March 12, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    Goldman shower

  6. Posted by DK | March 12, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    What do I get for violating the pet of a Goldman employee?

  7. Posted by Shia | March 12, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    only 20 dollars for peeing on an employee….what a cheapskate

  8. Posted by Anonymous | March 12, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    How much for a verified video of me donkey punching LB at the exact moment of climax?

    Never mind, I’ll do it for free anyway.

  9. Posted by guestapo | March 12, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    How about laying chocholate cake on said employees

  10. Posted by guest | March 12, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    Do temps count?

  11. Posted by Anonymous | March 12, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

  12. Posted by guest | March 12, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    11=anti-semite.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | March 12, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    @11
    Orlando bloom or Liam Neeson?

  14. Posted by cannonball dunham | March 12, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    @11
    Orlando bloom or Liam Neeson?

  15. Posted by Anonymous | March 12, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    @5 FTW

  16. Posted by Tax Chick | March 12, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    $10-$20 for assult & battery… he’s nuts.

  17. Posted by mike | March 12, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    false flag suspected, getting victimized is what they want the most atm

  18. Posted by Anon | March 12, 2010 at 6:21 PM

    @16 clearly a female scared of the law. I scoff at such things. GS pee pee.

  19. Posted by Shasta McNasty | March 12, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    I know a Goldman MD. How much if I tape myself spreading ejaculate on her lips… the one between her lips… pubic hairs lookin’ like sour cream dip.

  20. Posted by Anonymous | March 12, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    All kidding aside, nothing like populist rage in action. How long before someone gets hurt/killed?

  21. Posted by anne | March 12, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    How about we pee on them and then they fix Greece’s economy?

  22. Posted by Me | March 13, 2010 at 12:04 AM

    I don’t think you understand….I would pay for the pleasure

  23. Posted by Anonymous | March 13, 2010 at 12:45 AM

    slap an employee = $23.50

  24. Posted by volatilitysmile | March 13, 2010 at 1:41 PM

    do we get some reverse BOGO scheme here? I’d love to help but the incentives are aligned in such a way that my opportunity cost would be too high. I’d also hafta bitch slap at least three innocent bystanders, just for the fun of it.

  25. Posted by GSibanker | March 15, 2010 at 9:42 AM

    I work at GS. Does peeing on myself count? If so, I’ll do it for $2000. I got paid $200 while typing this, so the urine don’t come cheap.

  26. Posted by realthing | March 15, 2010 at 9:47 AM

    You need to re-price that – your bids are too cheap

  27. Posted by Andrew | March 15, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    Awwww but poor poor Goldman Sachs. How can you think of such a thing? They lost their hedge fund director and their morale is low ;)

    If I was in New York, I’d definitely urinate on their building. An employee, no because they have to do their job but what if it’s Blankfein?

    I love one comment here: “Goldman Shower.” Hilarious!

  28. Posted by karl | March 15, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    how much for a hotkarl administration…….

  29. Posted by rex | March 15, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    how much for the administration of a “hotkarl”??

  30. Posted by Poo | March 15, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    How much to poo on GS ?

  31. Posted by Poo | March 15, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    How much to poo on GS ?

  32. Posted by everyone | March 17, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    I’ll take a dump on Oddballderson for free.

  33. Posted by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater | March 17, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    How much if I give Borp a hot monocle?

  34. Posted by TheBrothaGrim | March 21, 2010 at 6:29 AM

    Spit on building – $1
    Pee on building – $5
    Spit on employee $10
    Pee on employee $20

    NUTZ I say someone knock LB’s ass out cold…Just like what happened to fuld’s ass! All those fuckers need a dose of reality.

  35. Posted by TheBrothaGrim | March 21, 2010 at 6:29 AM

    Spit on building – $1
    Pee on building – $5
    Spit on employee $10
    Pee on employee $20

    NUTZ I say someone knock LB’s ass out cold…Just like what happened to fuld’s ass! All those fuckers need a dose of reality.

  36. Posted by Cowardly guess | March 21, 2010 at 6:30 AM

    How much for a dirty sanchez!

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