Wanted – People to Pee on Goldman Sachs – $20 (Financial District)
Date: 2010-03-12, 12:33PM EST
Reply to: sale-jcarv-1640787037@craigslist.orgI’m looking for any individuals who will urinate, or spit on the Goldman Sachs building, or any of it’s employees. You must tape the action and upload it to Youtube. Reference this add at the beginning of the video. Once I have seen the video, I will pay you via paypal. I am serious, and this is legit. Here’s the price breakdown:
Spit on building – $1
Pee on building – $5
Spit on employee $10
Pee on employee $20


What if I work there…I could knock out all 4 in about 20 seconds in the bathroom…would that count? This question is serious. This is legit.
I usually do this about once or twice a day.
CG
No PJ tags on this post, Bess?
How much for a GS employee to pee on me?
- Above the Law reader
Goldman shower
What do I get for violating the pet of a Goldman employee?
only 20 dollars for peeing on an employee….what a cheapskate
How much for a verified video of me donkey punching LB at the exact moment of climax?
Never mind, I’ll do it for free anyway.
How about laying chocholate cake on said employees
Do temps count?
Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11=anti-semite.
@11
Orlando bloom or Liam Neeson?
@11
Orlando bloom or Liam Neeson?
@5 FTW
$10-$20 for assult & battery… he’s nuts.
false flag suspected, getting victimized is what they want the most atm
@16 clearly a female scared of the law. I scoff at such things. GS pee pee.
I know a Goldman MD. How much if I tape myself spreading ejaculate on her lips… the one between her lips… pubic hairs lookin’ like sour cream dip.
All kidding aside, nothing like populist rage in action. How long before someone gets hurt/killed?
How about we pee on them and then they fix Greece’s economy?
I don’t think you understand….I would pay for the pleasure
slap an employee = $23.50
do we get some reverse BOGO scheme here? I’d love to help but the incentives are aligned in such a way that my opportunity cost would be too high. I’d also hafta bitch slap at least three innocent bystanders, just for the fun of it.
I work at GS. Does peeing on myself count? If so, I’ll do it for $2000. I got paid $200 while typing this, so the urine don’t come cheap.
You need to re-price that – your bids are too cheap
Awwww but poor poor Goldman Sachs. How can you think of such a thing? They lost their hedge fund director and their morale is low ;)
If I was in New York, I’d definitely urinate on their building. An employee, no because they have to do their job but what if it’s Blankfein?
I love one comment here: “Goldman Shower.” Hilarious!
how much for a hotkarl administration…….
how much for the administration of a “hotkarl”??
How much to poo on GS ?
How much to poo on GS ?
I’ll take a dump on Oddballderson for free.
How much if I give Borp a hot monocle?
Spit on building – $1
Pee on building – $5
Spit on employee $10
Pee on employee $20
NUTZ I say someone knock LB’s ass out cold…Just like what happened to fuld’s ass! All those fuckers need a dose of reality.
Spit on building – $1
Pee on building – $5
Spit on employee $10
Pee on employee $20
NUTZ I say someone knock LB’s ass out cold…Just like what happened to fuld’s ass! All those fuckers need a dose of reality.
How much for a dirty sanchez!