Money Never Sleeps, which the lot of you had probably already cleared your schedules to see April 23, has had its premier postponed to September 24. It’s gonna be another 6 long, lonely months before we see those loafers on the big screen. On the bright side, rather than work the press circuit, ShiLa will be able to devote his time to the old online brokerage account, and to working on the LaBeouf Capital prospectus. [Variety via BI]

Comments (54)

  1. Posted by Anal_yst | March 10, 2010 at 5:09 PM

    As long as I still get to me your male escort to the Premier, otherwise, me and O-Stone are gonna hafta have some words…

  2. Posted by Tax Chick | March 10, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    What is it about this guy that makes me want to punch him in the face?

  3. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    @2…it’s his face that makes you want to do that

  4. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    TC why the belligerence? The male hormones kicking in?

  5. Posted by Brilliant McDaddy | March 10, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    I’m just wondering if Nouriel had a hand in this. Just wondering.

  6. Posted by Tax Chick | March 10, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    @4 Nice try. Go take your supplements, troll.

  7. Posted by volatilitysmile | March 10, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    @ Anal_yst: still trying to make sense of that sentence, brother.

  8. Posted by volatilitysmile | March 10, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    and, this is the first sign that the film is the shit. Possibly a new edit to save some grace?

  9. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    If sperm cells were black in color that’s probably what they’d look like.

    ~Former Lehman Colo-Rectal Onsite Nurse

  10. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    thinking he’s biding time hoping for a market crash/retrenchment/double dip. it will do wonders for the gross.

  11. Posted by Tax Chick | March 10, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    Yeah, it is some kind of hormonal imbalance, @4. My alter-ego, Cluzo, just popped out for the prescription. Will be fine after a couple of the pills and four glasses of gin. Thanks for caring.

  12. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    it fucking worked.

  13. Posted by volatilitysmile | March 10, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    @11 – more like PMS, right?

  14. Posted by HAM05 | March 10, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    today has been full of dissapointments

  15. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    Anal_yst @1,
    What are you thoughts on being LeBeef’s male escort?

  16. Posted by Tax Chick | March 10, 2010 at 5:35 PM

    FUCKING A!!!! Major issue with the New DB. One’s identity can be stolen. This sucks horseshit!

  17. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    @12 – somebody finally fed the hamsters back in the server room. Those exer-wheels ain’t gonna spin themselves.

  18. Posted by Bess Levin | March 10, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    @HAM- You know I’m going to make it up to you!

  19. Posted by guestapo | March 10, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    Someone needs to kill those hamsters. I totally owned Tax Chick. It’s too simple for words…

    -12

  20. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    and it’s only like 63 minutes long, so… bring Ann

  21. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    @20…Fuh,… What?!?!?

    ~Fake Geico Caveman

  22. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    Ass Clown is wearing cuffed pants per the picture. You can’t be a 20 something hitter and wear cuffed pants, especially skinny cuffed pants.

  23. Posted by Tax Chick | March 10, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    Fuck you, 12. I’m going to hunt you down, rip out your spleen through your ass, and feed it to you with a side of your testies. So not cool.

  24. Posted by american bandersnatch | March 10, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    @Tax Chick – Schizophrenic much?

  25. Posted by Tax Chick | March 10, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    @AB – just wait until some assmunch spoofs you.

  26. Posted by Anal_yst | March 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    “me” (the 1st instance) = “be”, and is commonly referred to as a typo.

    So, did Tax Chica finally mix Gin and the wrong juice or did someone, in fact, jack her handle?

  27. Posted by Tax Chick | March 10, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    No Anal, not a case of mixing meds with gin (done that, though… Ouch). I’ve been jacked. I feel so violated, and not in a good way.

  28. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    People have been using my moniker for years.

    ~Guest

  29. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    Leboof can now go back to making E-trade commercials with LiLo

  30. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 6:19 PM

    pwning Tax Chick’s online ID is the new killing it.

  31. Posted by NakedShort | March 10, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    God I really want to toss his salad and swallow his seed

  32. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 6:26 PM

    It’s giid tuh sye Dealbryker bick in iction agin.

    ~A. Drury
    New South Wales
    Auatrailiar

  33. Posted by NakedShort | March 10, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    God I really want to suck his ass and swallow his seed

  34. Posted by Guest | March 10, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    No disrespect, @BL, but it is comment threads of this caliber that keep me coming back to DB. Thank you all.

  35. Posted by HeadlessHorseman | March 10, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    @17 Glad to see somebody has finally taken my advice.

  36. Posted by american bandersnatch | March 10, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    @31/33 you need to add a website too

  37. Posted by Tax Chick | March 10, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    Hey You Finance D-Bags, give me anal or give me meth!

  38. Posted by NakedShort | March 10, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    @ab how do you know it’s not the real ns laying in a twin size bed with Greg in our versace briefs?

  39. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    @32 go fuck yourself.

  40. Posted by Brilliant McDaddy | March 10, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    so this is how it ends. rapture, revelation, whatchacallit.

  41. Posted by Biff Ba$$ne$$ | March 10, 2010 at 7:17 PM

    It has been a devastating day for Tax Chick.

  42. Posted by Tax Chick | March 10, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    Of all the days for my coochie to be inflamed.

  43. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 8:07 PM

    Anal_yst, thoughts on Tax Chick’s new penchant for spleens, anus, and testes?

  44. Posted by guestapo | March 10, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    @23/@Tax

    I’ll meet you outside Dorsia tomorrow, noon. I’d like to see you and whose army you’ll bring along to attempt that kinky shit on me.

    If there’s some other cafe you’d like to meet at just let me know here.

    Remember: Always bet on Black.

    -guest@12

  45. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    Stealing identities = hilarity. F*ck you, Tax Chick. We need to keep this.

  46. Posted by Sad Panda | March 10, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    @28 well done

  47. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 10, 2010 at 9:41 PM

    @All – quit fk’n with my girl! you’re distracting her. she needs to focus that angst – I’ve been gone a few days, it’s called withdrawal…

  48. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 9:50 PM

    Anal_yst makes me horny with his thoughts.

    tc

  49. Posted by Anonymous | March 10, 2010 at 10:46 PM

    @30 – is it getting “pwned” or “Taxed”, DB-style??

  50. Posted by eye | March 11, 2010 at 3:15 AM

    the movie is just shit…and delaying it wont change this fact

  51. Posted by nigrodamous | March 11, 2010 at 9:44 AM

    this movie feels like a postponed IPO now

  52. Posted by Tax Dude | March 11, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    Tax Chick > or < 50 year old man?

  53. Posted by volatilitysmile | March 11, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    @ 38 – nice try, but Greg does commando only; plus, these damn Versace briefs are hard to slip out of at times, esp. when sharing a twin size bed.

  54. Posted by Anonymous | March 11, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    @44 kudos for the A-P reference. Those not schooled in the ways of the Bateman not killing it on here, literally.

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