Money Never Sleeps, which the lot of you had probably already cleared your schedules to see April 23, has had its premier postponed to September 24. It’s gonna be another 6 long, lonely months before we see those loafers on the big screen. On the bright side, rather than work the press circuit, ShiLa will be able to devote his time to the old online brokerage account, and to working on the LaBeouf Capital prospectus. [Variety via BI]
Your Devastating News Of The Day: The Fruits Of Shia LaBeouf’s Labor Have Been Put On Ice
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As long as I still get to me your male escort to the Premier, otherwise, me and O-Stone are gonna hafta have some words…
What is it about this guy that makes me want to punch him in the face?
@2…it’s his face that makes you want to do that
TC why the belligerence? The male hormones kicking in?
I’m just wondering if Nouriel had a hand in this. Just wondering.
@4 Nice try. Go take your supplements, troll.
@ Anal_yst: still trying to make sense of that sentence, brother.
and, this is the first sign that the film is the shit. Possibly a new edit to save some grace?
If sperm cells were black in color that’s probably what they’d look like.
~Former Lehman Colo-Rectal Onsite Nurse
thinking he’s biding time hoping for a market crash/retrenchment/double dip. it will do wonders for the gross.
Yeah, it is some kind of hormonal imbalance, @4. My alter-ego, Cluzo, just popped out for the prescription. Will be fine after a couple of the pills and four glasses of gin. Thanks for caring.
it fucking worked.
@11 – more like PMS, right?
today has been full of dissapointments
Anal_yst @1,
What are you thoughts on being LeBeef’s male escort?
FUCKING A!!!! Major issue with the New DB. One’s identity can be stolen. This sucks horseshit!
@12 – somebody finally fed the hamsters back in the server room. Those exer-wheels ain’t gonna spin themselves.
@HAM- You know I’m going to make it up to you!
Someone needs to kill those hamsters. I totally owned Tax Chick. It’s too simple for words…
-12
and it’s only like 63 minutes long, so… bring Ann
@20…Fuh,… What?!?!?
~Fake Geico Caveman
Ass Clown is wearing cuffed pants per the picture. You can’t be a 20 something hitter and wear cuffed pants, especially skinny cuffed pants.
Fuck you, 12. I’m going to hunt you down, rip out your spleen through your ass, and feed it to you with a side of your testies. So not cool.
@Tax Chick – Schizophrenic much?
@AB – just wait until some assmunch spoofs you.
“me” (the 1st instance) = “be”, and is commonly referred to as a typo.
So, did Tax Chica finally mix Gin and the wrong juice or did someone, in fact, jack her handle?
No Anal, not a case of mixing meds with gin (done that, though… Ouch). I’ve been jacked. I feel so violated, and not in a good way.
People have been using my moniker for years.
~Guest
Leboof can now go back to making E-trade commercials with LiLo
pwning Tax Chick’s online ID is the new killing it.
God I really want to toss his salad and swallow his seed
It’s giid tuh sye Dealbryker bick in iction agin.
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Auatrailiar
God I really want to suck his ass and swallow his seed
No disrespect, @BL, but it is comment threads of this caliber that keep me coming back to DB. Thank you all.
@17 Glad to see somebody has finally taken my advice.
@31/33 you need to add a website too
Hey You Finance D-Bags, give me anal or give me meth!
@ab how do you know it’s not the real ns laying in a twin size bed with Greg in our versace briefs?
@32 go fuck yourself.
so this is how it ends. rapture, revelation, whatchacallit.
It has been a devastating day for Tax Chick.
Of all the days for my coochie to be inflamed.
Anal_yst, thoughts on Tax Chick’s new penchant for spleens, anus, and testes?
@23/@Tax
I’ll meet you outside Dorsia tomorrow, noon. I’d like to see you and whose army you’ll bring along to attempt that kinky shit on me.
If there’s some other cafe you’d like to meet at just let me know here.
Remember: Always bet on Black.
-guest@12
Stealing identities = hilarity. F*ck you, Tax Chick. We need to keep this.
@28 well done
@All – quit fk’n with my girl! you’re distracting her. she needs to focus that angst – I’ve been gone a few days, it’s called withdrawal…
Anal_yst makes me horny with his thoughts.
tc
@30 – is it getting “pwned” or “Taxed”, DB-style??
the movie is just shit…and delaying it wont change this fact
this movie feels like a postponed IPO now
Tax Chick > or < 50 year old man?
@ 38 – nice try, but Greg does commando only; plus, these damn Versace briefs are hard to slip out of at times, esp. when sharing a twin size bed.
@44 kudos for the A-P reference. Those not schooled in the ways of the Bateman not killing it on here, literally.