Jon Corzine is getting married! The former Goldman CEO confirmed his engagement to Sharon Elghanayan, who thinks JSC “is the greatest thing since sliced bread,” this afternoon. And while we’re on the subject of “greatest things ever,” gonna throw this out there for your consideration:
In Hoboken the trees are dressed for spring and lovers walk beneath those trees and birds have songs sing. And former governor and Hobokenite Jon Corzine is in love again.
Jon Corzine engaged to Sharon Elghanayan [NJNewsroom via DI]
First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date politicians. Second place is someone weird usually, like a Chinese girl or a geologist. But third place, although a little bit plain, has super low self-esteem, so I step in and, uh, lay her crown upon my sweet head.
Old bear, he likes the honey.
“The day ol’ Creep Beard gets engaged is the day I start smoking cigarettes again.”
-Lloyd, 07/23/2006
COINCIDENCE? I think not.
Congratulations JC I really didnt think you had it in ya after all the sport fuckin you did to NJ.
way to recover…You dah man!
Wow, did he blow all of his money on the election? That hag is the best he can do these days?
Sad old man is a failure.
@6 hmmm. was ceo of goldman sachs. elected a us senator. recently named the ceo of a huge company for which he is guaranteed to make millions. huge failure, definitely.
@7 And he’s having sex with a wrinkled, nasty, old skank. Fail.
Corzine needs a full-time shrink.
No doubt she is planning on spending the rest of her life with JC because he is a really interesting and handsome guy. I’m sure the fact that he has money is beside the point. What woman doesn’t dream as a little girl about getting married to a much older, balding, fat man where money isn’t an issue because either “we’re soul mates or he makes me laugh”.
– Fixed Income
why does the goldman topic on the left in the topic cloud seem to be getting bigger everyday?
@Fixed Income– actually, at 65, she’s two years older than corzine, who is 63. but you keep winning it, k pal?
@12 – My apologies as I only went by the picture. He looks like Larry King’s older brother and she looks at least 10 years younger than he does. Hopefully the marriage is at least as successful as he was running NJ. Thanks for the encouragement and sorry about your yeast infection, pal.
– Fixed Income
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