• 12 Apr 2010 at 10:15 AM

Area Credit Suisse Employee Chose…Unwisely? (Update)

A couple weeks ago a second year Tech analyst at Credit Suisse got drunk, returned to the office, and entered a colleague’s cubicle. Apparently having not been made aware when he was first hired that destruction of company property is frowned upon at this particular bank, here’s what happened next.

From: [redacted at Credit Suisse]
To: IBD TMT Analysts NY; IBD TMT Associates NY
Subject: Bullpen incident over weekend

The attached picture was sent to me by Corporate Services and HR. This is nothing short of embarrassing for our group and something that the Firm takes very seriously. Vandalism of company property will result in disciplinary action leading up to, and including, termination of employment.

We all work in a corporate environment – not a college dorm – if you cannot behave in a professional and respectful manner, you should consider alternative employment.

He’s said to have since been fired and is “hoping not to lose his PE job this summer.” Fingers crossed whoever made the kid an offer understands that destroying other people’s cubicles is a necessary outlet for him to perform at the high level he’s previously demonstrated.

Update: Nothing new to add at the moment other than I thought you’d like to see a closer shot of the damage. Perhaps the attacker was merely letting his/her feelings out re: the cube owner being a fan of Shia LaBeouf (or GQ in general)?

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  1. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:24 AM

    John Mack has quite a temper!

  2. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:25 AM

    @1 joke would’ve worked if the post was about MS, not CS.

  3. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:25 AM

    Vandalism is unacceptable but flying the Jolly Roger is tolerated?

  4. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:26 AM

    omg theres a bloody pirate flag! That is so effing awesome, I’m happy now.

    -Somalian Rates trader

  5. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:27 AM

    @2 Mack was the CEO of CS for a while also

  6. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:27 AM

    He should move to Sales and Trading. That kind of thing happens all the time.

  7. Posted by guest | April 12, 2010 at 10:28 AM

    Aftermath of b*ging secretary in the a**
    -pirate capital

  8. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    what a pig sty

  9. Posted by Anal_yst | April 12, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    Amazing.

  10. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    Can anyone tell what that picture is that he left tacked up? Not the phone list, the picture . . .

  11. Posted by volatilitysmile | April 12, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    looks like my basement to me… hmmm…

  12. Posted by turbo | April 12, 2010 at 10:40 AM

    and the black guy in the adjacent cubicle was watching it the whole time?

  13. Posted by Dillan Daniels | April 12, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    Is that a Syracuse hat in the background?

  14. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    Credit Suisse has always been a shithole. Their analysts are all bottom of the barrel mouth breathers, like Anal_yst for example.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    Is that a cricket bat on the floor?

  16. Posted by volatilitysmile | April 12, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    From: Brady.Dougan@jollyroger.com
    To: 3/4/7 et al.
    Re: Pirate Flag

    Please note that waving the Jolly on and by itself does not constitute grounds for dismissal.

    Arrrrrghards,
    Brady

  17. Posted by Freddie Flintoff | April 12, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    @15 well spotted… but let’s call it a “willow” from now on for the avoidence of doubt, hey hey?

  18. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    Sticky wicket

  19. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    –15–you must have been an independent at SU. It’s a fraternity paddle.

    SAE, Princeton

  20. Posted by Charles Stuart | April 12, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    @12 – what are you talking about – he’s the one who did it!!!!
    http://tinyurl.com/39f32z
    -Charles

  21. Posted by PermaGuest | April 12, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    Didn’t their trading floor catch fire earlier this year, too?

  22. Posted by b2b MD | April 12, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    hope she was at least good looking…

  23. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    So he destroyed his own cubicle or a colleagues?

  24. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    16,

    Nice work.

  25. Posted by Meow | April 12, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    Is that a picture of a cat?

  26. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    I wake up most Sunday mornings with an irrational fear that I may have done something like this the night before

  27. Posted by OptionsTrader | April 12, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    One time I went back into my office completely drunk…I sent out a company wide e-mail to my bank that I would knife fight anyone in my office for a promotion. I was not fired the next day…In fact the next week I was promoted…That was my job at Citibank

  28. Posted by Anal_yst | April 12, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    @14

    WTF is up your ass? Chillax, son.

  29. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    So, is there any more of the back storyu behind this.

    And I LOVE the african-american guy just sitting there, watching over it

  30. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    @25 Is your fear really that irrational?

  31. Posted by trojan | April 12, 2010 at 11:21 AM

    But why is all the rum gone?

  32. Posted by creditquant | April 12, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    @15 probably a paddle; I’m guessing a sentimental piece from some past frat man-on-man festivities. No homo.

  33. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    living the dream

  34. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:26 AM

    @14, @27 – Is anal_yst really former CS?

    I second, @28.

  35. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:35 AM

    black dude must have been ordering dinner.

  36. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    19- couldn’t make it through the bicker at TI?

  37. Posted by race relations | April 12, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    @28 is it “African American” still or are we back to “black guy”? He may just be an American. Please advise.

    Guy who trashes cubicles

  38. Posted by Plunk | April 12, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    I’ll take his job.

  39. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    @35, bicker is ridiculous.

  40. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    Anal_yst, any thoughts on black African Americans?

  41. Posted by Bess Levin | April 12, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    @22 a colleague’s

  42. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    @36, I believe the term is now just “american.” examine your motives.

  43. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    does he just carry around a pirate flag in case a situation like this pops up

  44. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:43 AM

    up out my face boy

  45. Posted by guest | April 12, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    @41 et al. what makes you so sure the negro is American? He could be from anywhere.

  46. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:45 AM
  47. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    @28 “And I LOVE the african-american guy just sitting there, watching over it”

    what did you want him to do?

  48. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 12, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    I’m only on page 43 of 109 on a “competing” financial blog’s interest rate surge story. 109 slides… I’ll probably be trashing my office before I get to the end.

  49. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    I am pretty sure he is Black Irish.

  50. Posted by CoveredLong | April 12, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    “He’s said to have since been fired and is “hoping not to lose his PE job this summer.””

    This was HOW he got his job at KKarr, initiation ceremonies are common among pirates.

  51. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    @Anal_yst Any thoughts on the guy who keeps asking you for thoughts?

  52. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    @47 you have only yourself to blame for getting duped by our crap slideshows.

    -you know who

  53. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    @49 was thinking the same thing.

  54. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    should I not have done that?

  55. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    This website’s audience is overly American. This picture is from the London office, so the guy in the background has no particular reason to be ‘African American’. Also, we don’t have frats here but we do play cricket…

  56. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    @37, I believe the PC term is “looter”

  57. Posted by CS Tech Analyst | April 12, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    BL@40 – Too drunk; Didn’t examine motives

    -@22

  58. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    @55 no, this happened in the NY office.

  59. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    Chumbawumba was a hell of a group.

  60. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    @55 “To: IBD TMT Analysts NY; IBD TMT Associates NY”

  61. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    For all you wannabe frat kids who don’t know the front end of a paddle from a cricket bat, THAT IS A CRICKET BAT! Since when did they start making paddles with rubber grips?

    P.S. I highly recommend joining a real frat and asking the brothers to familiarize you with the intricate details of a real paddle ;)

  62. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    @55, @57 State your cases. The loser will have their cubicle destroyed by the winner, after a round of Appletinis!

  63. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    @61 is that where you learned to use wink face emoticons?

  64. Posted by Anal_yst | April 12, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    @51

    I don’t understand it at all, but then I don’t really give a sh*t besides a bit of fleeting curiosity.

  65. Posted by HAM05 | April 12, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    @60 ITS FRATERNITY, NOT FRAT, ASSHAT. A frat is what your mom made me this morning; containing eggs, spinach and feta. IT WAS DELICIOUS.

  66. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    @62 Just trying to soften the message with something you might be more familiar with.

  67. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    @34 – not sure about CS, bottom of barrel mouth breather possibly true.

  68. Posted by CFA vs. MBA Masturbator | April 12, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    Fraternity or Sorority?

    Go

  69. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:36 PM

    @ 15- its a cricket bat alright. I take it your not from around here as Americans have no clue about cricket let alone what the bat looks like.

    - Australian living in the U.S

  70. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    @55–Got it, African British.
    Thanks

  71. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    You don’t call your country a cunt…and you don’t call your fraternity a frat!!

  72. Posted by Steve Irwin's Sting Ray | April 12, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    @69, I take it you’re not a fan of simple contractions.

  73. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    Canada is a cunt.

  74. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    60- Well done on spotting a cricket bat!

    -68

  75. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    @ 72- Australian?

    -68

  76. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    @-72- Australian?

    -69 not 68

  77. Posted by Steve Irwin's Sting Ray | April 12, 2010 at 12:56 PM
  78. Posted by ex-Tech Analyst | April 12, 2010 at 12:58 PM

    i used to work there… and i’d like to confirm that it is a cricket bat. it is a deal toy of an transaction with an Indian BPO company.

    also, the black guy in the background is from Trinidad.

  79. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    @78 do you know the kid who did the damage?

  80. Posted by ex-Tech Analyst | April 12, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    Yes, it was actually a girl that was leaving at the end of her 2 years. Noty giving names.

  81. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 1:03 PM

    Beth -
    I want to lick you like a tootsie roll pop.
    Cliff

  82. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 1:04 PM

    @80 are you serious? if so AWESOME.

  83. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 1:06 PM

    @73: fuck yourself, let’s see you secure a safer supply of oil elsewhere.

    There’s four things Canadians are good at:
    1) Exploring for oil and minerals
    2) Raising Money for exploring for oil and minerals
    3) Fighting
    4) Screwing

    I’ve already done 3/4 today, so what’s next?

  84. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 12, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    That pirate flag was left untouched by the Cubicle Wrecker. Either that, or he planted his own pirate flag at the scene, after completing the demolition.

    Either way, the person who did this admires pirates.

  85. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    Corningstone@83 you’re so sexy when you talk like that Veronica.

  86. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 1:13 PM

    @78/@80 – We don’t need names, just confirmation that it was AKBH. Or maybe even a motive? Or info on the victim?

    @83 – Agreed that there are only 4, but combine 1+2 or 3+4 into one skill, and the new 4th=banking, for real.

  87. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 1:14 PM

    A chick who knows her way with a cricket bat? I’m in.

    ~Sir Allen

  88. Posted by PermaGuest | April 12, 2010 at 1:16 PM

    @80/ex-T: Either she’s a pretty jacked-up female or that is a really light hatrack…

  89. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    @83 FTW

  90. Posted by Anal_yst | April 12, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    If that was really done by a girl that’s just that much more awesome. Over/under on when the name’ll come out?

  91. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    @analyst- agreed. come on commentariat, get to work. i’d like to know who she is by 2.

  92. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    destroying other people’s stuff… sounds like he/she is perfectly cut out for private equity.

  93. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 12, 2010 at 1:38 PM

    I think the perpetrator is probably a lefty, judging by the position of the papers swept onto the floor and by the position of the coat rack, which was overturned only AFTER the papers were strewn about.

    - Guy who just watched Sherlock Holmes on pay-per-view

  94. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    I want to know why they have a print version of The Atlantic in their cube

  95. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    @ 92 – ftw

  96. Posted by Brad at TudorJones | April 12, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    excellent reporting and multimeida story telling Bess – what would we do without you?

  97. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 12, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    Notice the freshly folded towels, left untouched by the mayhem. And, by how neatly confined the damage was, with no spillover to adjacent cubicles. The papers were strewn about first, then the phone and the bat were thrown onto the floor. After that, the coatrack was overturned.

    A guy would have probably started with the bat or the coat rack, and smashed the place up.

  98. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    Is that a leftover bento box on the right? Could suggest the victim was Oriental

  99. Posted by PermaGuest | April 12, 2010 at 2:09 PM

    Why would you have a stack of bath towels in your cube?

    -Guy who wonders about things

  100. Posted by creditquant | April 12, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    @98 Tech, IB …

  101. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    LOL 10/10 for the comments on this post

  102. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 12, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    60/40 odds that the perpetrator is a single, left handed female in her mid- to early 20s, lives alone or with a roomate, and is seeking a boyfriend who reminds her of Johnny Depp.

  103. Posted by american bandersnatch | April 12, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    As William Congreve said “Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman after 3 appletinis armed with a cricket bat”

  104. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 2:40 PM

    @12, snitches get stitches

  105. Posted by Tax Chick | April 12, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    Did she empty the tray of a three-hole punch all over the floor, or did she break her string of pearls in her fit of rage?

  106. Posted by PJ | April 12, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    @105, oh that makes more sense. I just assumed they were anal beads

    PJ

  107. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    @20 – omg – i can’t believe no one noticed.
    FTW but you are awful for even thinking it.

  108. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    CS’er here, it was a chick.

  109. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    move over chung, she is queen

  110. Posted by american bandersnatch | April 12, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    @108 – Pretty sure there’s a Carrie Underwood song in there somewhere.

  111. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 3:17 PM

    @tax chick- I think a little bit of both.

  112. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    Was definitely not a chick. Who started that one? Dead wrong.

  113. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    @112 okay then who was it?

  114. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    @112. do not give names, that would be awful. but at least give us some color on the story!!

  115. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    @114 seconded

  116. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 12, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    @tc/105:

    Good catch. More evidence that the perp was a she. Increasing odds to 70/30.

    Only PJ-type males would empty the contents of a three hole punch onto the floor in a fit of rage. Most guys would have grabbed the bat and/or the coat rack and smashed everything. Heaved the three hold punch into the monitor. Thrown the towels around.

    They wouldn’t throw the papers on the floor in a hissy fit, but leave the neatly folded towels intact, and then overturn the coat rack and leave.

    The cubicle vandalism is feminine in nature.

  117. Posted by Dave | April 12, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    Damn, I left my jacket there.

  118. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    When you see it, you’ll shit bricks.

  119. Posted by Anal_yst | April 12, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    Aren’t those guys’ slacks by the towels?

  120. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    @119 the destroyed cube was that of a colleague, not the attacker.

  121. Posted by Anon | April 12, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    It was a dude who went to Harvard

  122. Posted by R..... con Natilla! | April 12, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    Why didn’t he call the Service Desk
    Agents help me with this last time I got drunk!

    Regards!

  123. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    @121 and?

  124. Posted by Edward Driffield | April 12, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    122 comments and still no names/dirt? very un-DB like…

  125. Posted by Edward Driffield | April 12, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    123 comments and still no names/dirt? very un-DB like…

  126. Posted by Edward Driffield | April 12, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    oops! make that 126?

  127. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    i think the tech group at CS has gone a long way since the days of Quattrone.

  128. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    @127 – that shit would have been up in flames!

  129. Posted by PermaGuest | April 12, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    @116 If it was a chick, she’s got to be a real linebacker. Look at the coatrack. It was picked up and hurled over a what, 4′ tall cubicle wall? Unless the thing was made of balsa wood, it doesn’t appear from the photo to be very light/fragile.

  130. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    @129 maybe she had help?

  131. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    @130-
    the black guy?

  132. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    @121 yup

  133. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 12, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    @129/130:

    I don’t think the coat rack was hurled, simply tipped upside down, within the trashed cubicle, with no major damage to the desk top, the walls, etc.

    I have one of those things at home, and it can’t weigh more than 15 pounds or so. And, because the top of the inverted coat rack sits atop of the papers on the floor, it was left there after the papers were tossed about in the initial phases of the attack.

    I just don’t see most guys being this pissed, but then just throwing papers around, emptying the contents of a three hole puncher on the floor, dropping a bat on the floor, and then, as an afterthought, overturning the coat rack on the way out. But leaving the towels neatly folded on top of that book case.

    I still think the preponderance of evidence points to a female perp. The damage is feminine in nature, but as someone else pointed out, it may have been a Harvard grad or a PJ type.

    I think the Jolly Roger flag is the key to the case.

  134. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    this thread is full of win.

  135. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    i don’t think it was a girl… there were no female analysts last time i checked.

  136. Posted by guest | April 12, 2010 at 5:08 PM

    The whole mise-en-scène suggests the aftermath of an enthusiastic lovemaking session.

  137. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    Couldn’t have been a girl. There’s not a washing machine or dishwasher anywhere in this photo.

  138. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    @137 or the materials with which to assemble a sandwich?

  139. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 12, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    @137:

    For christs sakes. What cubicle farm has a washing machine or dishwasher?

    The fact that the towels were spared from the attack means the cubicle vandal values freshly folded laundry, and that’s an important bit of evidence that the attacker was a woman.

    She just couldn’t bring herself to mess up the clean towels.

  140. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    No wonder my bitch never brought me a sandwich last night

  141. Posted by Jed | April 12, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    I think the girl is going to work for Tom Hudson and didn’t get the memo that he changed the Pirate Capital name to another seawagging term. She was just showing that she plans to crush her former employer.

  142. Posted by Davinci | April 12, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    Holy S**T

  143. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    Apparently having not been made aware when HE was first hired that destruction… for all of you debating on the sex of the perp, nice work.

  144. Posted by anal_cyst | April 12, 2010 at 8:38 PM

    Still going strong, like a waving flag…

  145. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 8:39 PM

    this is not CS London. It is CS NYC. I work in the same crappy looking cubicle.

  146. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    Would it be legitimately bad out this guy (it was a guy)?

  147. Posted by HEAVY BREATHING | April 12, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    WHO WAS THIS GUY/GAL?!?!?!?!?!

  148. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 9:35 PM

    Seems to be a rather intelligent trashing, despite the volume of alcohol apparently consumed. Equipment carefully turned on it’s side or upside down – nothing broken, then a whole lot of mess created with papers, magazines, hole punch remains, cricket bat, video box etc. etc. About 5 minutes to clean up.

    Was the pirate flag was added by the offender?

    Overall, looks like a good prank to me.

  149. Posted by GUEST | April 12, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    The analyst mistook the cubicle for his Eating Club.
    (Note orange and black Princeton tie on ground)

  150. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 9:55 PM

    I would, but this guy’s actually a pretty legit bro; yes I said bro. The attack wasn’t malicious in intent.

  151. Posted by The Truth Is Out There | April 12, 2010 at 10:51 PM

    It was Investorcluzo’s alter-ego, Tax Chick, with the size 13 yellow pumps, in the bullpen, under the influence of French martinis.

  152. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 10:52 PM

    hell yes.

  153. Posted by Anonymous | April 12, 2010 at 11:27 PM

    Innovative move Princeton – having an image of a watch on a tie. Was it for the most punctual student? Those commies at SU could learn a thing or two here.

  154. Posted by sorry | April 13, 2010 at 12:47 AM

    this was not done by a chick

  155. Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2010 at 1:05 AM

    @146 no! out him! DO IT. at least tell bess.

  156. Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2010 at 1:05 AM

    Alex, Casper Wyoming

  157. Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2010 at 1:12 AM

    @156 what?

  158. Posted by Pender | April 13, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    You fuckers really work in cubicles like that? New York law firms give all of their associates window offices with a door…

  159. Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    @55… where do you get London?? Email is addressed to NY recipients and looks like the NY furniture…

  160. Posted by Racerbator | April 13, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    @158- wow, that really makes up for crappy compensation you get. go fuck yourself

  161. Posted by 161 | April 13, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Looks like this was a harmless prank. The Jolly Roger gives it away. No sense of humor anymore… Pity.

  162. Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    how is it that nobody has noticed the copy of GQ on the desk? do chicks read GQ? i thought only manscaped metrosexuals read that pithy nonsense.

  163. Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    I think this event was rather a Market Test. The perpetrator was trying to determine how close we are to being over with the recession…

    Pre-downturn, you can get away with this shit and people will still give you a hi-five (specially when the whole event involves a pirate flag). During the down cycle, however, people don’t want to put up with your PMS and really don’t care if your pu$sy hurts.

    I heard that many moons ago an analyst banged a female intern, then gave her bad reviews (apparently for not giving good head) which resulted in her not getting a full time job offer. Her “daddy” (top lawyer) sued the Bank and the analyst got fired. After all said and done, the analyst STILL kept his PE summer job and got a hi-five from everyone for banging the hot intern of the summer. That, in the Keynesian Economic Model, is call recovery/peak economic periods.

    I believe that this tech analyst was just trying to do a market test.

  164. Posted by Qualito | April 13, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    I don’t believe this for a moment. Why would they send a picture of the damage out in the email?
    When incidents like this happen, they know that the rumor mill will do half the job. The only thing they would do is send out a general reminder of company policy on destruction of property with a suggestion to see HR or one’s supervisor if one is unsure of that policy and its repercussions.
    Sending out a photo of the damage or even discussing the incident is just an invitation to scrutiny, such as send in this article.
    This smells like a hoax.

  165. Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2010 at 1:01 PM

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