The building nods to the brutalist tradition with its concrete frame construction and regularly repeating facade, in this case marked by uniformly unimaginative fenestration.
Yeah, I’ve been blessed in life: I scoop financial news like I work for goddamn TMZ, I have pectorals like a bronze statue, and the glasses of a fucking scientist.
@anal_yst, come on now, you haven’t realized that smug posts DB jokes on NYMag where he can take credit for them as opposed to their originators, like the hotel receipt guy, the [blank says this but the blank says that] guy, etc?
Gaspo: “Now, which fucking button do I push on this godamned thing to get the bluetooth function to work in my Scion? My high level contacts wanna talk to me!”
@38 “Since then, Ms. Levin has elbowed her way into an exclusive and still heavily male club, becoming a must-read not only for $250,000-a-year-bonus investment bank drones wondering which boss’s head is about to roll, but also among the corner-office types themselves. Financial powerhouses like JPMorgan Chase’s Jamie Dimon, as well as hedge fund managers like Steve Cohen, Dan Loeb, and Ken Griffin, are known to visit the site.”
you need to get back to buying a clue before commenting again from mom’s basement.
Posted by Jeff Lageman Rulz | April 9, 2010 at 2:52 PM
(Charlie, drafting email…)
“Dearest Lloyd Blankfein:
I hopes this finds you good Health. I AM the deposed King of Financials journlsm and seeking the aid of Trusted Partner for sum of US$100 millions for deposit out of the Kingdom bank accounts. YOu must not Tell AnyONE as this matters Quiet confidntial.”
how fuckin’ long I gotsta wait for my pasta?
Here’ lookin’ at you, gabagool.
John Gotti Jr. on a blackberry? Thought La Cosa Nostra didn’t use email for fear of e-surveillance.
Nice bracelet.
Dis and dat
Dat and dis
Dis, dat, da other
hey presses 4 buttons every time that gorilla thumb tries to type something. he’s trying to text his braciole
you looking at me?
How you doin’?
whaddaya mean I look Jewish?
The building nods to the brutalist tradition with its concrete frame construction and regularly repeating facade, in this case marked by uniformly unimaginative fenestration.
Equinox, steam room, 1 hour. Dats it. Period. Paragraph.
By law, I’m required to notify you that I have recently moved into your neighborhood and of my…err, past criminal history.
“I just don’t get why da people’s so crazy bout dis Brickabreaka.”
On Blackberry Screen
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? … just morbid curiosity.
Either Charlie’s got the liver of a champ or raging cirrosis, seriously, guy slams martinis like they’re water.
suit is from Men’s Warehouse
So for four hundred bucks an hour, you’ll let me leave my socks on?
Bess, stop ignoring me. I’ve been sittin here for 3 hours.
Yuh Im mass textin some eighteen and ups that I met at the club last night. Jagerbombs fuckin’ love jagerbombs.
Still tryin’ to get Hank on da record.
He looks like Spock.
@16 you’re gonna like the way you look
- gasbag
Yeah, I’ve been blessed in life: I scoop financial news like I work for goddamn TMZ, I have pectorals like a bronze statue, and the glasses of a fucking scientist.
is that mickey rourke?
How is it a caption contest if Bess wins it in a tag?
you people are all unfunny fucknuts. Having said that, there is much win here (@11).
I’ll get the papers the papers
Get the fuck outta my way asshole, I’m tryin’ to change the channel.
Everyone fears me. When I wawked into dat restaurant, all da other patrons fled, in terror and awe, ya know.
-CG
imagine what it’s like to be fisted by one of those things.
Target acquired, locked, permission to fire.
@30: Send it.
Oh, Smug, you should have posted this here:
Account: Gasparino, Charles
Credit Card: Visa ending in “2245″
Date: 071009
Room:………………………$325.00
State Tax………………….. 26.82
City Tax…………………… 8.12
Gambling Tax…………… 2.00
SERVICES
Concierge………………… 25.00
Missing Robe……………. 45.00
Settlement: Towel Boy.. 500.00
Sauna: Hair Removal…. 125.00
Sauna: Skim off “AXE”.. 95.00
Room Service
Dayglo Red Swim Cap… 15.00
Mermaid Floaties (2)….. 10.00
Nose Plugs………………. 5.00
Flesh Color Snorkel…… 10.00
Bodybuild Poser Book.. 15.00
Michael Phelps Goggles 22.00
Meatball Sandwich……. 8.75
Rulebook for Marco/Polo 4.00
Limo to BunnyRanch…… 325.00
BunnyRanch Cancel Fee… 100.00
“Scream Mask” (1)……….. 25.00
Air Force Amy Magazine.. 25.00
Cornhuskers Lotion……… 9.00
29 = maria
@anal_yst, come on now, you haven’t realized that smug posts DB jokes on NYMag where he can take credit for them as opposed to their originators, like the hotel receipt guy, the [blank says this but the blank says that] guy, etc?
I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are…and did you learn anything?
NS wins it …
Gaspo: “Now, which fucking button do I push on this godamned thing to get the bluetooth function to work in my Scion? My high level contacts wanna talk to me!”
Man, all of you out of work “wanna be” hedge fund analysts need to get back to sending resumes on Monster.
@38/Chaz:
Did you get the bluetooth function to work on that blackberry, or did you trash the thing a minute after the photo was snapped?
@38 “Since then, Ms. Levin has elbowed her way into an exclusive and still heavily male club, becoming a must-read not only for $250,000-a-year-bonus investment bank drones wondering which boss’s head is about to roll, but also among the corner-office types themselves. Financial powerhouses like JPMorgan Chase’s Jamie Dimon, as well as hedge fund managers like Steve Cohen, Dan Loeb, and Ken Griffin, are known to visit the site.”
you need to get back to buying a clue before commenting again from mom’s basement.
@40 get’s props for pulling that quote in under 6 minutes.
Who barbed Spock’s ears?????
“Wait…it’s eros.com?”
Is is just me, or does Chaz look like he has very narrow shoulders in that photo, relative to the size of his head?
And his neck…. Anyone else thinking “pencil necked geek?”
@32 — hilarious. Missing robe. Hilarious. Nice work.
@43 FT fucking W!!!!!!!
But… the stubble on his unshaven mug seems to match his suit perfectly. Nice touch for the Jabroni.
@46 = Spitzer
Yes it’s really dat big, now keep walkin’ before I drop in the the Hudson with a set a cement sneaka’s
(punchdrunk from 1 too many blows to the head from his boxing days)
how come this remote don’t work?
(Charlie, drafting email…)
“Dearest Lloyd Blankfein:
I hopes this finds you good Health. I AM the deposed King of Financials journlsm and seeking the aid of Trusted Partner for sum of US$100 millions for deposit out of the Kingdom bank accounts. YOu must not Tell AnyONE as this matters Quiet confidntial.”
That freaking plastic surgeon! I said I want the face of Shia Lebeouf I ended up with Charlie Gasbag’s.
-O.Bin Laden
In honor of San Magdalen of Cosa Nostra, gonna give yooz guyz two.
1) OK, want to make sure the flash doesn’t off when I get this fuckin’ awesome upskirt. Lloyd will never believe it!!
2) Yea, I’m texting my friend, continue with ur inqueery, Bess… now go ahead and cross those legs again my little commando bubbala.
@42 My thoughts exactly
WAit. WAit. So you are sayin I tip on da number ABOVE da tax? Dis is fucked – no multiply sign thing – ya know the X. WTF? Just stars and shit.
“Hey, you bastid! You fuckin’ interrupt me when I had my highest score goin’ yet on Brick-Breaker???! Do you know who I am, you fuckin’ dweeb?”
Aftermath of Fashion Meets Finance…
“Do I look like a pussy to you??! Get me a fuckin’ pastry pie.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ynrh5utUg0
X marks the mope!
it’s Jim’s Dad.. from American Pie
aka Eugene Levy
Is his hair real?
D Donald
@35&52…..EPOCH!
How do you spell ‘hermaphrodite’?
I need an I Phone, does this Blackberry makes me look old fashioned?
sopressata was a bad choice, I gotsta go drop the gumbas at the pool hall
“Remember X marks the spot, and don’get the linens dirty”