• 30 Apr 2010 at 1:58 PM

Caption Contest Friday


[A participant in yesterday's festivities, waiting downtown to give Lloyd a mustache ride. ]

Yesterday’s Wall Street Protest: A Good Time Was Had by All [Daily Intel]

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  1. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    What a turd blossom.

  2. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    Ziggy piggy.. ziggy piggy.. ziggy piggy

  3. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    I baught the hat with ma welfare check! YEAAAA!

  4. Posted by Guest | April 30, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    Must be French.

  5. Posted by Trap Latrock | April 30, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    “Does this tie go with this jacket? Nevermind… TOOOUUUCCCHHHDOOOWWWWNNNN!!!!”

  6. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    I’m not deceitful or conniving
    Did you see the picture of me skydiving?

    Who am I?

  7. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    on his way to the next happy hour?

  8. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:07 PM

    on his way to the next SEC happy hour

  9. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:07 PM

    I like welfare!

  10. Posted by Kenny Powers | April 30, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    All hail Jimmy Cayne. That’s right you idiots, bow down to the Chronic Executive Officer.

  11. Posted by seriously? | April 30, 2010 at 2:09 PM

    It was this big!!

    – George Michael

  12. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    People who used to travel the country following The Dead now do the protest tour. WTO, G-7, now this. Stilts, drums, the whole thing.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    @4 why, did he start running away shortly after the photo?

  14. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    YEAH! What the picture doesn’t show is that Barney Frank is right in front of the man, on all fours. Just getting some street action, doggy style.

  15. Posted by dizzeerascal | April 30, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    bess, how excited are you for LHS field hockey reunion?

    -only dude on the invite list

  16. Posted by jdanielwright | April 30, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    Who’s got to hands and wants some bacon?

  17. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    Lloyd’s nose is this big. Bigger than the pig’s.

  18. Posted by guest | April 30, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    Area man impaled at protest.

  19. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    “This hat looks like it should come with a bowl of soup…..it looks good on you though.”

  20. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    Halloween already?

  21. Posted by Guestguestguest | April 30, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    Demonstration participant Zachary Kouwe, 53, repeatedly tries to get fellow protesters to do the wave.

  22. Posted by creditquant | April 30, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    Ha so this essentially was an AFL-CIO team building trip.

  23. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    a picture of Steve Black heading off into retirement

  24. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 30, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    You do the hokey-pokey
    And you turn yourself around.
    That’s what its all about!

  25. Posted by guest | April 30, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    Budakon finally reveals his identity.

  26. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    is that the father of the lead singer of 4 non blondes? who knew he was so patriotic and skilled with a bedazzler

  27. Posted by guest | April 30, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    Mustache Ride? I love you Bess!

  28. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:27 PM

    Dale Earnhardt, deceased, made a rare appearance at the NYSE protest yesterday afternoon…

  29. Posted by ChaPlease | April 30, 2010 at 2:27 PM

    I love unemployment checks! Except for I spent 2/3 of my check on this fucking hat

  30. Posted by PermaGuest | April 30, 2010 at 2:28 PM

    Cliff Claven on acid.

  31. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    I am the yokel Lexington Steele. What is too big to fail?

  32. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    $5 says there’s a Motley Crue logo ironed onto the back of that sweeeet Jean Jacket.

  33. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    Five . . .
    Five Dollar . . .
    Five Dollar Foot Long . . .

  34. Posted by I'm a Dude | April 30, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    nice denim jacket Fred.

  35. Posted by Rahodeb | April 30, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    @ 25, I get it. What ever happened to that guy? He was fun.

  36. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:36 PM

    Us tea baggers have had it up to here with you government banker socialist fascists.

  37. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:37 PM

    @33: any any any

  38. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:37 PM

    I think we found the guy that shoplifts his shit from Fashion Bug.

  39. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:41 PM

    “ok fellow protesters, now when Wall Street Bukaki’s us with semen-laden Benjamins from the windows and starts throwing haymakers because we barged into their lobbies – which by the way, was totally hardcore – just throw your hands up and take it.. that’ll learn em’ not to mess with the general public. Oh, be sure to voice your opinion on global finance too because these motherf*ckers need to be enlightened on THE TRUTH!!!” two seconds before Blankfein lays a John Thain sized load on his back

  40. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:44 PM

    @36, jerkoff, these people are NOT teapartiers.

    Go suck a hog

  41. Posted by CoveredLong | April 30, 2010 at 2:53 PM

    There, was it really that difficult to show me who your CEO was?

    -Maxine

  42. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    These people aren’t tea party people- they’re union members. You know, unions- can you remember when the US used to actually make something of value that people actually wanted to buy? Unlike the snake oil you and your ilk are peddling.

  43. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    @40 – hit a nerve, dickweed?

  44. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    “obviously, you’re not a golfer”

  45. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    Canadian Tuxedo
    Canadian Bacon

    you don’t fool us with your Uncle Sam hat and tie, we see your true colors

  46. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | April 30, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    You might be a redneck if you own a home that is mobile and five cars that aren’t.

  47. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    Mark Haines, Friday morning, 0400 hrs: “Where the fuck did I put that tie?”

  48. Posted by Jeff Foxworthy | April 30, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    @46 *five cars that ain’t

    get it right

  49. Posted by Friend of a Friend | April 30, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    NO!

  50. Posted by Dale Jr. | April 30, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    DAD!

  51. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 3:11 PM

    Idiot probably can’t even balance his own checkbook.

  52. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    @40 wait – the guy is white, wearing a jean jacket, and is obviously a huge patriot based on his hat. Looks like a teabagger to me – are we going to split hairs here?

  53. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    Fuck you dumb fucking lazy ass protesting cunts. Don’t be fucking angry with us because we went to normal fucking non-community colleges and decided that if we have to spend the rest of our lives doing a shitty fucking job, it might as well be a shitty fucking job that pays a shit ton. You all had the same fucking opportunity that we did, except we took it, so you can take your fucking envy and fuck yourself in the ass with it. Cheerio.

    -John Paulson, HF Manager

  54. Posted by guest | April 30, 2010 at 3:17 PM

    @47 FTW!!!!

    Very, Very Funny!!!!

    I walk by that dude every morning……

  55. Posted by volatilitysmile | April 30, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    [On Because we can-can-can (Fatboy Slim)]: Yes we can-can-can!
    [On Get Low (Lil Jon & Eastside)]: Skeet, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet…

  56. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | April 30, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Charlie Kelly: I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!

  57. Posted by ExtraordinaryPopularDelusions | April 30, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    @35/25. Crap I completely forgot about budakon. He was, indeed, fun.

  58. Posted by TGFBV | April 30, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    The kick is good! CEO’s 3, Senators no score. We’ll be right back after this commercial message for d-bags are us.

  59. Posted by Mr. Awesome | April 30, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    And so the union cat in the hat, sat and he sat.
    He sat on the street did the union cat in the hat
    he ate and sat and he got very very fat
    as he watched all the union pilgrims march along yelling for that VAT
    But in the end the union cat in the hat did what a union cat does
    he yelled out in anger and started a fuss
    he pushed and he pushed as the union cat in the hat does
    Now the union cat has no more money no healthcare
    No pension no more fuss.

  60. Posted by Josh | May 1, 2010 at 5:39 AM

    My first time in New York, what’s with all the buildings? Too tall, maaan, too f… tall!

  61. Posted by Anonymous | May 1, 2010 at 9:42 AM

    “I’m the CEO bitches !!! It’s all good now”

  62. Posted by Anonymous | May 1, 2010 at 9:20 PM

    Chelsea Pride Parade

  63. Posted by I'm a Dude | May 2, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    @59
    that was beautiful

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