Lloyd and Laura Blankfein sighting over the weekend, as “spotted” (i.e. stalked) by Bloomberg TV on the Upper West Side.
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
Is something going on with Goldman Sachs? I think this website needs more coverage of Goldman Sachs.
Hey! Smell my finger!
“Just around that corner. That’s where I saw them. At least five of them. What kind of person would abandon five little kitties??”
I hope that place has a bathroom. I really need to take a Kouwe.
*Off camera: Jonathan*
‘someday, simba…’
any moment now a class action lawsuit for equity holders will be announced; it may be time for the spawn of Blankenfein to get a new job
“That’s where the cage of my puppet named Cramer’s kept.”
Would it be insensitive to say that reminds me of this photo?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2405/2541115510_a540a68c90.jpg
-Asperger Guy
“see that guy there honey, he is probably some salaried schmuck who took a loan from us and is probably in default now because the govt. wanted to to give the money to any idiot who had a library card, and now then want to blame me for the mess”
Mrs. Blankenfein lacks any hotness whatsoever, just sayin’
“see that building there, there, and there, Goldman owns that too
…it is the hand of God reaching to touch Jesus….
“is that Dick Fuld panhandling”
“We’re going to the dealership and trading you in for a broad without scoliosis. When we sleep together, I feel like I’m rolling down a slip-n’-slide. Enough.”
“The buidling on the right was part of that f*cking ABACUS deal.”
“see this finger Mrs. LB, this is the most powerful finger in the universe”
“I want defensive positions installed there, there and there…”
“….so I told Dick Fuld to bend over – no more money, and Lehman collapsed. It was easier then I thought and I felt really good soon after, I mean those guys were trying to copy us for years. They were a nuisance. I was just another day in the office.”
LB doing his best Madoff “on the street in oversize coat and ball cap” impersonation. A sign of the future perhaps?
That looks to be in front of 15CPW, hardly the UWS….by like 1 block.
“See that punk there? Yeah, that’s the smuck from the SEC case! Look at him, in his cheap little suit from JCPenney’s.”
is that a dollar bill?
Why are all of those people in the unemployment line, honey?
Just two jews on a bagel run…nbd
Granted Lloyd is no prime physical specimen BUT Christ…the guy is a gazillionaire and master of Government Sachs!!!! Doesn’t he have any respect for himself….get a piece of eye candy for that arm (not to mention outstretched finger!). Ugh! Lloyd should beat the daylights out of whoever hit the misses with that ugly stick (repeatedly!).
“Stay on your side of the street, Gasparino!!! I will never return your calls.”
¨slow ya roll, niggaz… the market´s up today¨
Nice hat.
Based on the visual appearance I’d go with, “That’s where my oncologist is”.
“Is that the Big&Tall store we bought this jacket from? Let’s go pick up some more, I look fuckin good in this thing!”
“Look, a KFC! Let’s get a Double Down.”
@ 28, rot in hell
“Alright, so there’s a Bloomberg cameraman follwoing us, so I’m going to point over here to disctract him, while one of my minions knocks him out with a golden scrot…no one stalks LB.”
Lloyd likes the Jets?
J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets.
Look, over there…it’s a bird, no, it’s a plane, no, it’s Fabulous Fab…able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and the only one left standing when all around us everything is collapsing
is it blank-feen or blank-fine?
@2 FTW
“Yes, baby tits. Just got a text from you-know-who. Need to get to Beth-Shalom Temple ASAP for further instructions on how to turn this lawsuit into a $3 billion profitable trade. He didn’t give any details, just ‘shrt trsries, long playboy”
Over there is where I’m going to dump Fab’s body…I told that fucker no emails bragging on the Paulson shit…dumb frog…
i think you are all sick
YO! FAB YOU FUCK… stop duckin me man! STOP FUCKIN DUCKIN ME!
“Is that Shia? I need new trade ideas to make up for all the losses from this whole Abacus thing.”
When is the quest writing gig over for Mr. Kouwe? I still do not understand why a great news publication like Dealbreaker would allow a plagerist to write for them.
I’m sure $GS would love to hire a trained cheat like Zach on their pr staff.
i’ll grow into this jacket eventually, right?
“What I am saying is, we have now what we have always needed, real partnership with the government”.
“That’s Arlington cemetery. They don’t allow Jews with tattoos or fired CEO’s.”
After they foreclose, we’re going to buy all the units in that building over there and call it Abacus Towers. It can be our corporate apartments…Yeah, that’s the ticket…
43 – Nice work.
What’s the deal with the stories about GS paying out another bonus round only 3 months into the fiscal year?
You’re killing me Smalls! These are CDO squared stuff! Alrite now pay attention. First you take the worst of the worst, you stick those in a synthetic instrument. Then you roast all the tranches. When the structured note is flaming… you stick ACA with the lossses. Then cover your own ass on the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good!
Hey Honey, it’s 1 pm in Hawaii
“Hang tough buddy. If you mention kids and cry, you’ll get a bigger bonus. I know I did.”
@21 For the Win. Says it all.
“Is that AKBH over there? I need her to explain what a “CDO” is again.”
“Hey you! Yeah, you!, with that Lehman Brothers umbrella! I just gotta have that thing for my collection. I’ll give ya 10 bucks for it.”
“Over there’s where I get my balls bronzed.”
All the comments are mad funny! Great stuff people
Wife: “Honey, don’t make a scene, you have plenty of Lehman golf balls, jackets and T-shirts. You don’t need another souvenir.”
LB: “That’s how losers think. I WANT that umbrella.”
Blankfein looks like he buys his hats from the kid in Sandlot…awkward hat
@21…It can’t be a dollar bill because in the real world someone would have already found it.
~AIG Quant Instructor
“Honey, I’m really backed up, I haven’t taken a Kouwe in 3 months.”
Thats Madoff’s room over there…I like the gray color of the bars….
Caption: “Honey, if that is Lou Dobbs, act like you’re a Tea Party member.”
“Wot, the curtains?”
Why do Jews look so shitty in baseball caps?
Hot damn! Kouwe knows how to do the Caption Contest!
I bet he can smell the sun with that thing.
I’m, I’m sorry. This picture already has a caption by it. I thought we are suppose to comment on what Lloyd is doing?
Bought this really big coat cuz I’m bulking up in our new Awesome Abs class. One day I’ll fill it out
Is it me or do they both have the exact same nose ?
Looks Photoshopped to me.
it’s impolite to point.
35 – It’s Blankfine. He is fine, isn’t he. Although Blank-FEEND sounds more appropriate.
“General Gordon readies Khartoum’s defences from assault by ignorant savages”
I knew they would let Bernie out
gotta go with @7 FTW. Got a good snigger out of that one.
Don’t worry honey ill have the soap bar tied to my finger like so.
“That’s where I used to work honey”
@74…Didn’t you mean “snicker”? Didn’t you?
~Nat X
See honey, I told you Bess Lev has a nice ass
Mike Duvally I see you, don’t try and hide from me!
“You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”
“Honey, isn’t it ironic that only four fingers separates this from being a Nazi salute? Weird that!”
or
“Bear Stearns used to be right there”
or
“Little boy and his mom approach bakery window”
or
“Yogi Berra and Vincent Gigante stroll Manhattan”
Have to say I admired @81′s first caption of his four.
“”That’s were the anti-riot police will be positioned in case of……..you know!”"
[To ARS] You call my “gollum” again and I’ll have you buried next to Fabulous Fab !
“Right there, across the water. Can you see them? The green lights at the end of the dock? That’s where Daisy lives. It seems so close sometimes….”
- The Great Lloyd Gatsby
you guys, what with the Wall St. 2 movie needing publicity, all it took for that schmuck Oliver was to call a favor from his buddies on the hill, and that is supposed to make me look bad? I’ll give you bad, you moron!
“Honey, if you stand right here you can see my corner office. But don’t worry, it’s much bigger up close.”
LB to CG: Chaz, pull my finger you schmuck paisan
Get me another mullet!
“I shall destroy the enemy there, at the water’s edge.”
@gherkin that was NOT ME @31.
“Over there, I saw a Camel pimp and bald Buffone!”
And that one over there will be my window, the one with the vertical steel bars.
And a Camel whore on private jet
”Look, honey, someone’s robbing a bank! Let’s go help….”
Goldman should hire Casey Ryback, help sort this thing out.
Male version of Danielle Chiesi
I guess the GS bonuses dont get spent on clothes…
You, Angie, pick up that blood.
Your father and I prepped together, went to war together, played golf together. We built this Club, he and I! Let’s face it. Some people simply do not belong. Let’s not…cave in too easy. What do you say, Ty?