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   Posted by guest | April 19, 2010 at 4:41 PM

   Naughty hawk.

2. 2
   Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 4:45 PM

   there should not be another post, 1 FTW

3. 3
   Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 4:45 PM

   Fags.

   -J. Cayne

4. 4
   Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 4:46 PM

   “Don’t talk. Just give in to the power of the tea.”

5. 5
   Posted by Investorcluzo | April 19, 2010 at 4:47 PM

   prince: “these damn transitions lenses don’t work”

   vikkles: “does this bird glove make me look fat?”

6. 6
   Posted by Bess Levin | April 19, 2010 at 4:48 PM

   @1 I love you.

7. 7
   Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 4:52 PM

   fuckers.

   -JC

8. 8
   Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 4:56 PM

   vickles looks so happy

9. 9
   Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 4:57 PM

   stoners

10. 10
    Posted by PermaGuest | April 19, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    “Citigroup commemorates the death of Rene Magritte”

11. 11
    Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 19, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    Its a falcon.

12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    strawberry flavored?

13. 13
    Posted by american bandersnatch | April 19, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    “The desert is an ocean in which no oar is dipped and on this ocean the Saudis go where they please and invest where they please.”

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    Posted by RS | April 19, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    Ali, pass the hookah pipe back over.

15. 15
    Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    “You there, servant, jockey my camel! Oh it’s you Vikram.”

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    Posted by Belly Belly Good! | April 19, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    “After this, we sleep on bed of nails”

17. 17
    Posted by Zachery Kouwe | April 19, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    Bess, please cease and desist plagiarizing my caption contests.

18. 18
    Posted by OptionTrader | April 19, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    ” Bitches love a Falcon punch right after you bleed your alfredo Vikram, now pass the dutch.”

19. 19
    Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    Is the prince wearing a suicide jacket?

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    Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    @17/kouwe/shit-cicle – really?…are you retarded?

21. 21
    Posted by mrpink | April 19, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    There’s my egret.

    -sam

22. 22
    Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    @18 1337

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    Posted by mrpink | April 19, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    l33t

    -mrp

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    Posted by american bandersnatch | April 19, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    @1 – You are the man! You should direct commercials.

25. 25
    Posted by Jamie Dimon | April 19, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    Citi asset sale

26. 26
    Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    Vik: I really am this guy’s bitch…holding this freakin bird while I have a company to save.

27. 27
    Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    I don’t care how many shares you own, I am NOT jerking you off with this fucking bird on my arm.

28. 28
    Posted by trojan | April 19, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    @18
    super smash bros ftw

29. 29
    Posted by Guest | April 19, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    “Now Vik, you can take the head or the shaft, your choice.”

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    Posted by crimsonwiz | April 19, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    Citi stock may be low…BUT I am at an all time high baby!!
    “Mr. Vikram Pandit”

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    Posted by Finnegan | April 19, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    “But that’s the magic, Vikram! It’s like a flying carpet, but it’s stationary. You fly, but stationary. Like a bird… but, again, stationary.”

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    Posted by Josh | April 19, 2010 at 9:49 PM

    Hey Prince, you got a lot of random shit in here, but no chairs! Why, just why?

33. 33
    Posted by kafka | April 19, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    You sure the Warren lady won’t find us here?

34. 34
    Posted by Anonymous | April 19, 2010 at 10:48 PM

    “I’m just smoothing my consumption because I’m actually getting paid this year”

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    Posted by ChaPlease | April 19, 2010 at 11:34 PM

    I love that Corey Hart song. I wear my sunglasses at night, I love the way Americans indulge.

    -Prince Alwaleed

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    Posted by trojan | April 20, 2010 at 2:47 AM

    “It’s good to hand land.”

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    Posted by Guest | April 20, 2010 at 5:53 AM

    Okay Vik, you pass test with bird. Now Bess Levin has sent one more thing for you to do.

    Quick Ali, bring in goat!

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    Posted by Jeff Lageman Rulz | April 20, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    F***ing A, prince dude, killer “maroc”. ONce this high wears off let’s pack of hookah full of Jimmy Cayne’s ‘indo’!

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    Posted by Anonymous | April 20, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    Dear Kouwe,

    Please eat Kouwe and die

    - Signed all

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    Posted by WSJevons | April 20, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Somewhere, Hank Paulson is simultaneously sporting a chubby and cursing Vik’s existence.

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    Posted by Anonymous | April 20, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    Borat finally convinces Vikram to drop Hinduism and Follow the Hawk while in Kazakhstan meeting clients.

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    Posted by CalGoldenBear | April 20, 2010 at 11:46 PM

    That bird is sitting on a pile of its own shit…oh wait, hi Vikram Bandit, thanks for stopping by.

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    Posted by joschmo | April 21, 2010 at 3:26 AM

    Okm bring out the tabla and sitar. We’re gonna jam!

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    Posted by jgonzz | April 21, 2010 at 3:42 AM

    Please pardon my friend Vikram. He doesn’t know ‘puff, puff, pass’..

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    Posted by Anonymous | April 21, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    DAS GUNTHER!