And she’s going to work it into this report about Bank America’s need to be broken up whether you like it or not, god damn it. (It’s not as random and unnecessary as it might seem– the coed’s Philosophy 101 professor was a dead ringer for Brian Moynihan and, oh, the stories she could tell you about some very special office hours. Another time.)
4.8 BAC Bove [PDF]
Analyst Bove flogs BofA with Philosophy 101 [Crain's]
tag excellence
Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it though. One day I’m gonna though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That’s ridiculous, but it’s true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
@2 not as funny as the tag, and the ongoing storyline about Dick Bove being a hormonal, slutty woman.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
3,
There is no hope for you in this world.
Here’s some text about a guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg
CFA, MBA or summer internship with Charlie Gasparino?
@3 I know exactly who MH is, still didn’t think it was funny.
@6 unpaid internship with dick bove.
Joke Briefer, are you out there?
@1 seconded
Mitch Hedgeberg is a cunt.
-Captain Canada
Do you think MCC will now claim that she “went to Harvard Business School”?
@6 & 8, The bud disappears as the blossom bursts forth, and one could say that the former is refuted by the latter. In the same way, the fruit declares the blossom to be a false existence of the plant. These forms do not only differ, they also displace each other because they are incompatible.
Gunga-lagunga
Note to Miss Bové:
“The owl of Minerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk.” Translation: Wisdom is found only at the *end* of an age, not at its beginning. Implications: whatever BAC does, it will be late to the party.
And the “e with an acute accent” is alt-233 on the NumPad, Bess. Miss Bové wants you to get the diacritical marks right, else he might get critical on your ass.